Dewey and the others were arranged to perform at the finale, so he had time to slowly appreciate the performances of the other contestants.
"First of all, let's bring out our first contestant. He is Wu Yong from Lin Town's Xiahe Village.”
A big brother wearing a military coat with a slightly rustic look went on stage. He was so excited that his hand holding the microphone kept trembling.
After a simple self-introduction, Wu Yong shouted," Miu Zeke, Ka Mang!”He almost sent Dewey away.
The music started playing and Wu Yong started singing." My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast. There are soybeans and broomsticks all over the mountains and plains."
Her singing was standard, and other than not being out of tune, there was nothing good about it.
Dewey yawned.
Next, it was the mentor's turn to speak. The one who spoke was Jin Dafu, an entrepreneur from Ha City. From his successful hairstyle, one could tell that he was indeed very rich.
"What is your dream?" Dafu Jin asked seriously.
Wu Yong swallowed nervously and said,""Become a celebrity and earn big money."
The audience sighed.
Another beautiful host from the station was also a mentor. She asked emotionally,"Why do you want to make a lot of money?”
Then, a shocking scene happened.
Wu Yong's voice trembled as he said with a sobbing tone,"I grew up in the countryside. My mother died when I was three years old, and I depended on my father. At the beginning of the year, my father fell and fell in bed. I didn't have a job and had to take care of him every day…You know my family conditions…I, I, I…"
Wu Yong choked and could not speak. He began to cry on the stage, although there were no tears.
The beautiful host sighed and shed tears. The audience sighed.
The entrepreneur, Jin Dafu, was dumbfounded. He couldn't help but complain,"Since you're so busy and aren't taking care of Dad at home, what are you doing here?”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
Jin Dafu's complaints were received by Dewey's basin.
The beautiful host suddenly felt awkward. She quickly tried to smooth things over and asked Wu Yong,"Then who will take care of your father when you come out to compete?”
" This... this..." Wu Yong was a little confused. He didn't expect Jin Dafu to ask this question.
" My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast…" Suddenly, Wu Yong's phone rang, and everyone laughed.
"It must be something at home. Hurry up and answer it!”
Originally, Wu Yong wanted to hang up, but Jin Dafu insisted on letting him answer the phone.
Wu Yong answered the call with a red face.
"Where did you go, you prodigal child? Our pig ran away and your dad went to chase it away. Come back quickly!”
A woman's voice sounded on the phone.
Hearing that his father was going to chase the pigs, everyone burst into laughter. Wu Yong's face turned as red as a monkey's butt.
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
With Dewey as the center, he received all the complaints from the audience within five meters.
It was simply delightful.
Jin Dafu was already laughing so hard that he could not help but ask loudly,"Big sister, who are you?"
The woman on the phone was shocked and then roared,"Who am I? I'm his mother!"
"Hahahahaha…"
The audience was laughing like crazy, and Director Chen Lin's face was black.
Dewey laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He didn't expect this world's talent show to be so good. It seemed that he had come to the right place.
"Contestant No. 1 Wu Yong's performance has ended, please give your marks. Three instructors, at least two instructors must approve of him before he can pass the stage. Let's see if he can advance successfully.”
Wu Yong was so embarrassed that he was about to crawl into the ground. The three instructors pressed their hands on the red light, and three big red crosses appeared on the big screen. He was eliminated.
Wu Yong ran off the stage with a red face. Xin Li smiled and said,"Although contestant number one did not advance, his mother is still alive and his father can still chase pigs. It's a happy thing. Let us give our blessings to Wu Yong.”
" Hahahahaha…" The audience burst into laughter again.
The general manager was also sitting below the stage. At this moment, he was laughing so hard that he was in tears. Although the effect of this program was different from what he had expected, it was unexpectedly funny. The effect of taking a different approach was not bad either.
Following that, all sorts of people took turns to join the show. Jin Dafu was also a good lampooner. He could always seize the opportunity to deliver a fatal blow and completely divert the show.
Dewey really loved this Dafu Jin. Sitting behind him, he just needed to be a quiet handsome man and count the points.
In the past, he would wake up every day and worry about whether he would be able to see the sun the next day. Now that Dewey was sitting here watching the show, he would have a bad point from time to time.
One hour was enough to make a mickle.
On the spot, on the Internet, the works obtained, forwarded by netizens, and collected by the basin, Dewey used everything available to extend his life hour by hour.
God damn system, how fragrant!
The program had been going on for more than an hour. The contestants had all performed their own performances, and less than half of them had advanced. It was finally time for the wash, cut and blow duo to go on stage.
Everyone was already yawning and needed some stimulation.
"Next up, let's welcome our last group of contestants, the teen group from An Town, the shamate group-Wash Cut Blow!”
Xin Li's trump card was finally about to go on stage. She was more excited than anyone else, so much so that her voice was louder than the other contestants 'introductions, scaring the recording engineer.
Dewey brought the three mythical beasts on stage. The cameraman was staring at the screen with all his attention when a colorful scene suddenly appeared, almost blinding him.
"Ordinary people really can't HOLD on to this style. Fortunately, my eyes have seen the world. Otherwise, I would have let you send her away.”
Although the general manager was mentally prepared, he still broke out in a cold sweat.
"You're so old-fashioned and fashionable. The television station won't be embarrassed by dressing like this, right?”
The audience below the stage sighed and discussed softly.
Dewey couldn't hear what they were talking about, but the sound of them complaining told him that they were complaining about him.
"This group of country bumpkins, do they think that personality is fashion? It's too ugly!"
"Are they going to perform?"
"He should be a mascot, hahahaha.”
"Hurry up and get down. It's embarrassing!"
Other than the staff members who found it funny, there were only the competitors, especially the contestants who were eliminated by three votes. They were even more furious at the four of them.
"Is there really no talent to show? Relying on styling to make a name for yourself?"
"I often see such brainless punk on the street. They don't know anything except pretending to be stupid.”
"We all relied on our strength to break through the heavy encirclement and enter the audition. What right do these four people have to directly perform on stage?”
" Getting in through the back door and relying on connections. Shameless!"
The three mentors looked at the four of them with subtle expressions. Jin Dafu was a person who could not hold back his words and could not help but speak first.
"Are the three of you here to attend a halloween party?”
" Hahahahaha…" Everyone burst into laughter.
" Mr. Kim, you're so funny," Dewey replied casually." So you also think that the previous contestants are like monsters?"”
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