Great Tang’s number one brat
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"System, do you really think it's okay to do this? This is Li Shi Min, the cold-blooded Li Shi Min who killed his brother and father! Damn it, I'll definitely be killed by him if I do this!”

In Chang 'an, Tang Empire, in a small corner outside the throne room, a child of seven or eight years old blinked his big eyes and held a small jar. He asked hesitantly.

This child was called Li Mu, the illegitimate son of Li Shiming, the seventh son!

Li Mu was originally a PhD student on Earth. Who knew that he would suddenly transmigrate to the Tang Empire while traveling?

As soon as he transmigrated, he appeared in the suburbs. Then, a handsome man in an imperial dragon robe carried him up, looking quite excited.

"Child! Father has finally found you!"

This person was Li Shiming. Then, Li Mu followed Li Shiming back to the palace. When he arrived at the palace, he found out that he was Li Shiming's illegitimate son. As for his mother, she had died a long time ago. He was wandering outside alone. Li Shiming had been looking for him for a long time.

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Of course, as a transmigrator, Li Mu naturally had a system, the Pi God System! Be the most mischievous youth!

At this moment, Li Mu had also received a mission from the system to throw the ten-thousand-year-old pickled vegetables into the throne room. One had to know that the ten-thousand-year-old pickled vegetables were so smelly that one could not look straight at them. At this moment, the throne room was in the middle of the morning court session!

F * ck, Li Mu was a little cowardly, alright? Who was Li Shiming? He was the Emperor of the Great Tang. When the Emperor was angry, millions of corpses would float and blood would flow thousands of miles.

Although he was Li Shimin's son, which emperor would value relationships, especially when Li Shimin killed his brother and father to force Li Yuan to abdicate and ascend the throne.

Damn it, Li Shiming had many sons, and he was an illegitimate son. He didn't need to be a person. What if he was really killed by Li Shiming?

However, the childish and energetic voice of the Pi God System was heard.

"Host, you don't have to worry about this. The system will naturally protect you when it releases this. Moreover, this is the first mission. Only when you complete this mission will the system truly belong to you!”

"Pui, how are you going to guarantee my safety? If Li Shi Min wanted to kill me, would you still come to break me out of prison?”

When Li Mu first received the system's 10,000-year-old jar of pickled vegetables, he also came to the throne room. However, he quickly came to his senses. Damn it, the Tang Empire was not a society ruled by law. It was all Li Shiming's decision!

All of a sudden, he was very scared. Who knew if this system was reliable or not!

"Ding! The System will affect Li Shiming's thoughts, causing him to at most beat you up twice. Think about it, if you were to be beaten up twice, you would be able to get a System that you will have for life.”

The Pi God System was also constantly tempting Li Mu.

However, as a PhD student, Li Mu was naturally not that stupid. He would not be so easily tempted by the system. At this moment, he shook his head and said little by little with his fingers.

"First, you need to prove yourself! "Secondly, you are not a necessity to me. I have transmigrated here, and I have the history of the Great Tang in my mind. Moreover, I am Li Shiming's son. As long as I don't fight for the throne or curry favor with a prince, I can live a peaceful life. In history, other than those who seek death, Li Shiming's sons have basically all died a good death! So what do I need you for?"

[Pi God System: …]

He really didn't expect Li Mu's logical thinking to be so clear. After saying it step by step, it sounded quite reasonable. He really didn't need him.

"System, say something. Why are you mute?”

According to a negotiation book that Li Mu read, when you have the advantage, you have to press on step by step and not give the other party too much room to think.

At this moment, he urged her repeatedly.

"Ding! Since the host does not believe in the system's ability, I will give the host a novice gift bag in advance. If the trial is not completed, the system will take back the ability!”

The system's voice came, and Li Mu was delighted. To be honest, when the system first appeared, he was very excited.

However, after his excitement, he was a little worried. Although it was a system, he did not know if it was reliable. Not all web novel systems were reliable.

He had really come to the Great Tang, so he naturally had to test whether this system was reliable. What if he accidentally threw the Ten Thousand Year Sauerkraut Jar in the throne room and the system ran away and killed him?

"What's that Newbie Gift Bag?”

"Ding! The Beginner's Gift Pack is a lucky draw opportunity. The host can choose to draw two Master Level Skills or one Master Level Skill!”

The system's voice made Li Mu fall into deep thought. How should he choose between two master-level skills and one grandmaster-level skill?

Normally, he should choose two Master Level skills, but now that he had the system, he would definitely have many skills in the future. It was better to just choose the best one!

"System, I want a grandmaster-level lottery draw!”

"Ding, starting the lottery draw!"

"Ding! The lucky draw has ended. Congratulations to the host for obtaining grandmaster-level calligraphy!”

"Boom!"

Li Mu felt a strange power coming from his mind and spreading throughout his body. He suddenly trembled, and countless calligraphy knowledge appeared in his mind.

In an instant, he understood countless principles of calligraphy. His hands trembled slightly, as if he had already gained muscle memory of calligraphy!

"Mm, not bad!"

Li Mu blinked his eyes. This feeling was real. He really had grandmaster-level calligraphy skills!

"Ding! Host, please complete the mission!”

The system was obviously unhappy. It had the advantage as a system, so how could it feel comfortable being at a disadvantage?

"Hey, that's not right! System! Why didn't you show me how you drew the lottery! The system would even give him a roulette! You're not even letting me see it! Just tell me what I got!"

Li Mu suddenly felt that something was wrong. In other novels, the system would always show the lottery screen. Now, his system was only telling him what he had drawn.

"Ding, host, let's not make a fuss. I'm just asking you if you want my system. You want to test my ability? I've already given you my big gift bag. Now, you want to see the lottery draw screen. Even if there's a lottery draw screen, I can give you whatever I want. Why do you have to do this? We're all honest people. If you want to do the mission, then go ahead. If you don't want it, then I'll change the host!”

Li Mu could feel that the Pi God System had really given up.

He immediately panicked. It would be better if he had the system. He quickly smiled and said.

"Alright, it's just throwing a jar! It's just a small matter!"

However, he was also a little disdainful of the Pi God System. What Pi God? He was just being naughty for a while, and he couldn't do it.

However, Li Mu did not know that the system was also panicking when it said this. How could it change its host? If it wanted Li Mu, it would disappear!

The System said," Phew, luckily I managed to fool him. Otherwise, I would be in trouble!"

...

After that, they saw a little wimp holding a jar with both hands and tiptoeing into the throne room.

As for the guards at the door, they had been arranged by the system to be outside.

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