The life I yearn for: salted fish, big star
7 Tsk tsk, how fragrant!

Wang Xiaoj

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Tsk tsk, how fragrant

"Teacher He, what, what's wrong?”

Huang Lei asked hurriedly when he saw He Jiong's pale face.

Zhang Zifeng hurried over and looked at He Ji worriedly.

"It's hot, something happened…"

He Jiong took a deep breath and suppressed his fear.

Even an experienced veteran like him was in a panic at this time.

"Is it hot? What happened to her?"

Huang Lei panicked and grabbed He Jiong's hand.

"I didn't hear it clearly either. They're on the way to the back of the village.”

As He Jiong spoke, he was about to go to the back of the mountain.

However, just as he took a step forward, his body suddenly fell forward.

Huang Lei quickly supported him.

Only then did He Jiong feel that he had been so frightened that all the strength in his body had been sucked out.

"Don't worry about me. Bring Zifeng to the back of the mountain, I'll be right there.”

He Jiong shook off Huang Lei's hand and said hurriedly.

Huang Lei also knew that something big had happened. He did not say anything more and pulled Zhang Zifeng out of the courtyard.

He Jiong shook his arms. After feeling that he had recovered some strength, he quickly followed.

......

In the valley.

Jiang Yifan held the hot bar and slowly landed.

It was just like the beautiful plot depicted in martial arts television dramas.

Their eyes met.

Time seemed to have stopped.

If there were any more petals drifting in the wind at this time.

Tsk tsk, this scene could make everyone drunk.

Jiang Yifan tapped the tip of his foot on the log in the middle of the pool.

He held the hot bar and soared into the sky again.

She hugged his neck tightly with her warm hands and pressed her head against his chest, afraid that she would fall off if she let go.

"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck. Whoever says that the program team is behind this, I'll be angry with him.”

"Am I crazy, or is this world crazy? Is there really someone who knows qinggong?"

"This, this, this is the legendary traceless snow?”

"Bah, this is clearly an iron palm floating on water.”

The live broadcast room was already in a mess.

Jiang Yifan was like an expert from a martial arts novel. His feet tapped lightly on the surface of the water and he walked on it.

With his martial arts grandmaster realm, a mere lightness skill, Little Doyle…

However, he did not know what kind of uproar this video would cause after it was broadcast.

"Tsk tsk tsk…"

At this moment.

In his mind, the system's mocking laughter rang out at an inappropriate time.

"I, Jiang Yifan, am determined to be a salted fish that will never turn over a new leaf. No one can resist my heart.”

"Even if I die, jump down from here, or die in the valley, I won't use the skill given by the system..."

"Oh my god, it smells so good…"

The system imitated it perfectly, even the voice was exactly the same.

Jiang Yifan was speechless.

"System, do you have to slap your face like this?”

The moment he was distracted, the steps on his feet became chaotic, and his body instantly lost balance.

Plop ~

The two of them immediately fell into the pool and became two drenched chickens.

"Pfft…"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. One second, you're as beautiful as a painting, and the next second, you're as ugly as a piece of trash.”

"Is this the legendary qinggong? If my sons laugh to death, you're not allowed to inherit my flowers!!!”

"My heart aches for Fatty Deeny for a second. Can someone tell me what's wrong with being an expert?”

.....

"Help ~ Help! Cough cough!"

Hot Bar was caught off guard and choked on a few mouthfuls of water.

Jiang Yifan quickly swam towards her.

Hot Bar seemed to have grabbed onto a life-saving straw and refused to let go of Jiang Yifan.

Jiang Yifan had no choice but to hold her slender waist and swim to the shore.

When he reached the shore, he realized that Hot Bar had fainted due to excessive fear.

" Damn system, I've been screwed over by you today…"

Jiang Yifan cursed in his mind.

"Tsk tsk, how fragrant…"

The system didn't say anything else. How fragrant.

The Law of Fragrance was indeed an unchanging law in the field of philosophy!

He was too lazy to argue with the system. He looked at the girl in his arms who had fainted and was a little worried.

If he saved her, wouldn't his nap plan be ruined?

No way. This girl was so scared just now and she was drenched. If he let her lie here, she would definitely fall sick.

His medical skills had already reached the grandmaster realm. Naturally, he could see the underlying cause of the fever at a glance.

"Sigh…"

He sighed.

"Save him, then save him to the end!"

......

"What happened to my Fatty Di?"

"Did you faint from fright? Where is that kid taking her?"

"Ahhh, a man and a woman alone. Could this kid have some evil thoughts? I just want to say, let go of my house. If there's anything, come at me.”

"Hurry up and call the police. My Fatty Di is innocent!”

In the live broadcast room, the style of the bullet comments had changed.

From the previous discussion about whether Jiang Yifan was a banished immortal to the current violent sex maniac.

Jiang Yifan picked up the hot bar by the waist and prepared to carry it back to his temporary residence.

He looked up and saw the drone hovering in the air.

"This is?"

He frowned.

He immediately understood.

Even if he was a salted fish, he knew that the third season's 'Life I Longed For' would be filmed in a brand new mode.

--Use drones to follow and shoot.

This drone, without even thinking about it, was definitely a drone that the program team had used to track and film.

艹...

He cursed.

This time, it would be difficult for him not to be famous.

As long as this video was released, he would instantly become the most popular celebrity on the Internet.

Jiang Yifan's expression gradually darkened.

He looked up at the drone with an increasingly unfriendly expression.

He bent down to pick up a small stone.

Whoosh...

The pebble was like a bullet as it shot towards the drone.

Pa...

A crisp sound rang out.

The drone was actually pierced by a small stone.

The drone spun a few times in the air and finally landed on the cobblestone on the shore.

Only then did Jiang Yifan relax. With Fatty Di in his arms, he instantly disappeared into the forest by the shore.

As for Miss Cai, there will be one.

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