Jiang Yifan Is a Bald Wolf
Phew ~~
Phew ~~
A gust of awkward wind blew past.
In the mushroom house, everyone was petrified.
A dignified seven-foot 'man'!）
He actually pinched his fingers.
How could they eat rabbits?
He vomited!
This scene.
Tsk tsk!
It was extremely disgusting.
The old village chief took a puff of his cigarette and said unhappily,"What kind of girl do you look like? Why do you speak so unpleasantly? It was called cruel. What if there was nothing to eat? Starve to death?”
He began to attend politics lessons.
"During the natural disaster three years ago, people ate Guanyin clay, let alone wild rabbits.”
Cai Xukun's face turned green and purple.
"He, he's clearly a boy. What's with your gaze?”
His words were very rude.
The old village chief's expression became ugly as he said angrily.
"Girl, what are you talking about?”
He Jiong quickly tried to smooth things over.
"Haha, old village chief, he's still young. Don't lower yourself to his level, but he's a real man!”
The old village chief glanced at him and muttered,""You're even more good-looking than the girls in the village. If my boy looks like he's going to die, I'll break his legs.”
"Pfft…"
Zhang Zifeng couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The others tried their best to hold back.
However, judging from their trembling shoulders, they must have endured a lot.
"You, you guys…Humph!"
Cai Xukun stomped his feet in anger and left the living room.
When he arrived at the courtyard, he saw that it was dark all around. He was shocked and had no choice but to move back to the living room.
He swore in his heart that he would definitely expose this crappy show and this crappy mountain village on Weibo when he returned.
Calling on fans to boycott this lousy show.
Humph!
I have tens of millions of fans.
Provoke me.
I'll send you a lawyer's letter in a minute.
Chen Gezhou secretly wiped the sweat off his forehead.
Fortunately, all the drones were sent to the valley, so what happened here was not exposed.
Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing.
......
In the middle of the valley, beside the stream.
Jiang Yifan used his finger as a knife and began to peel off the skin from the rabbit's tail.
His speed was very fast. In less than half a minute, a complete piece of rabbit skin had already fallen off.
Because it was a live broadcast using a drone.
Moreover, there was no backstage processing at all, so the entire process of Jiang Yifan shedding his skin was recorded by the drone and broadcast live on the internet.
In the live broadcast room.
Everyone was stunned by his exquisite finger technique.
"D * mn, this, this is the legendary butcher dismembering a cow?”
"At least a butcher used a tool and a knife to dissect a cow. This brother actually used his fingers?”
"This is clearly the unique skill of Japan, Kato Eagle's Hand. Big brother die, do you know Teacher Kato Eagle?”
"Teacher Kato Eagle might be this brother's disciple. They're on completely different levels.”
Some people felt that Jiang Yifan was too cruel.
"How can you bear to see such a cute rabbit!”
"Damn, I'm going to have nightmares tonight.”
However, as long as one message appeared, it would immediately be refuted by countless taunts.
Jiang Yifan naturally couldn't see these comments.
Even if he saw it, he wouldn't take it to heart.
Instead, he blamed it on these people being too full.
Grandpa Yuan Longping,"My biggest mistake was to let some people eat their fill."
"Done?"
Not far away, Fatty Di had finished the last grilled fish.
"Alright."
Jiang Yifan returned with the rabbit.
He placed it on the grill and threw a few more sticks of firewood into it.
"Aiya, it feels so good. I haven't been so relaxed in a long time.”
She stretched lazily.
Celebrities actually looked glamorous on the surface, but others did not know about the sadness behind their backs.
"Where are we sleeping tonight?"
She looked around. It was still relatively flat.
However, was he going to sleep on the ground?
What if some insects or snakes crawled in at night?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Jiang Yifan for help.
At this moment, Jiang Yifan was completely focused on roasting the rabbit.
"Yes, do it yourself.”
As a woman, she couldn't ask for help for everything.
She first picked up a half-meter-long wooden stick and hit the haystack.
He gathered a large pile of firewood.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Yifan was a little puzzled.
"Are you preparing to make the bed to sleep?"
Speaking of sleep, Jiang Yifan was a little sleepy.
Ha ~ Owe
He yawned and asked,"How do I sleep?"”
This was indeed a big problem.
If he was alone, he could just lie on the recliner.
No matter what, with his current physical fitness, Ye Feng couldn't do anything to him.
However, it was different when it was hot.
If a young lady like her, who never touched water, was frozen for a night...
I'm sure you'll catch a cold.
He suddenly felt that his intelligence was finally put to use.
She raised her head proudly and looked down at Jiang Yifan.
It was as if Jiang Yifan's intelligence was being pressed to the ground by her.
"How can you be so stupid? After we finish eating the roasted rabbit, we'll put out the bonfire and spread the dry wood on this stone slab.”
She pointed at the bluestone slab under the bonfire, which was already burning hot.
"After laying some dry grass on top of the firewood, you can sleep.”
"Smart…"
Jiang Yifan gave him a thumbs up.
"There's just a small problem."
"Ask away, I'll tell you everything I know.”
"This bluestone slab is so narrow, how are we going to sleep? Did you crawl into my arms again? That won't do. I won't sleep well like this.”
Puff...
Fatty Di almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Was there really such a straightforward person in this world?
Even his mother had deliberately avoided this question.
Why did you ask?
She thought that it was a little puppy that warmed her heart and lungs.
Unexpectedly, it was actually a wolf with a big tail.
It was a bald wolf with a big tail.
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