Straight Man Big Boss Jiang Yifan
To Salted Fish, sleeping was the most important thing.
so
Even if there was a beauty in his arms.
I, a salted fish, will definitely not let my imagination run wild.
Yes!
Definitely not…
Jiang Yifan was very certain.
However…
When the bed was made, he was actually a little shy.
Fatty Di was very generous.
"Little brother, you pick a place first. I won't fight with you.”
"Cough cough…"
Jiang Yifan was a little embarrassed.
"Well, I'm not sleepy yet. Why don't you sleep first? I, I'll stay up for a while!"
"Tsk…"
Fatty Di didn't put on any pretense. He lay down and wrapped a thin quilt around his body.
"It's so comfortable. Didn't you say that there aren't any large beasts in this valley?”
She mercilessly exposed Jiang Yifan's lie.
"Are you shy? Haha, your face is red? Little brother, are you shy too?"
"Do you know that villains die from talking too much?”
Jiang Yifan sat on the limestone.
The bluestone slab was burning hot from the bonfire. Now that he was sitting on it, he felt as if he was sitting on a heated brick bed. It was very comfortable.
"Oh..."
Hot Bar felt a little wronged and obediently shut its mouth.
"Hahaha, my heart aches for my Fatty Di for a few seconds…"
"All members of the straight men's club, please stand up and welcome the new member to the straight men's family!!!”
"Big brother, are you sure you're not messing around?”
"Melon seeds, beer, instant noodles. We're about to start driving. If you need it, hurry up and place an order!!!”
"I want to see the two of you fight. I want to see Little H.”
"Watch the video at 93Qiba42.com.”
"Leave the website and scram."
“......”
Although they couldn't hear their conversation, they could guess what had happened when they saw Fatty Di's aggrieved expression.
"Little brother…"
After a while, Fatty Di turned around and carefully tugged at Jiang Yifan's clothes.
"Uh... What, what's wrong?"
Jiang Yifan was shocked.
This fellow could actually fall asleep while sitting.
"I-I can't sleep…"
"Ha ~ I owe you."
Jiang Yifan yawned and chose a comfortable position to lie down.
"If you can't sleep, then you're a sheep!"
The hot bar burrowed into his arms.
"Wow, so comfortable, hehe."
She first sighed and then continued,"I've counted thousands of sheep, but I still can't sleep.”
In the live broadcast room.
The hearts of all the male fans were already broken.
"My goddess, you, you, why are you so unreserved?”
"Sob, sob, sob. Give me back Fatty Di."
"Little thief, I want to fight you one-on-one…"
"Farewell to this dirty world, goodbye to all the dirty people.”
"Ahhh, I'm going crazy. I'm really going crazy.”
...
Because of the video during the day, Jiang Yifan's female fans felt aggrieved.
"Boohoo, I like that Zi ~ Shi too!”
"Men are indeed big pig trotters. Don't you know how hard I waited for you?”
"I won't look at you guys anymore.”
"Is this world crazy, or am I crazy?”
...
"Little brother…"
A warm little head popped out of Jiang Yifan's arms.
"What now?"
Jiang Yifan was about to collapse.
"I still can't sleep!"
"Can you sing? Sing a song to coax Sister!"
"Please!"
"Alright?"
Jiang Yifan was angered by her noise. He turned around and sat up. He picked up the hot bar and placed it horizontally on his thighs.
Pa ~ Pa ~ Pa.
He raised his hand and slapped Fatty Deeny's butt.
"You can't sleep."
"I told you to sing."
"You can't sleep."
"I told you to sing."
After he was done, he lifted Fatty Di's little head and stuffed it into his arms.
He lay down again.
In less than a second, snoring gradually began.
...
Fatty Deeny was dumbfounded.
Everyone in the mushroom house was dumbfounded.
The tens of millions of viewers watching the live broadcast were also dumbfounded.
Was there such a thing in this world?
Big brother die!
When can I catch up with your talent?
"Hahaha! Big brother die, are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my flowers?”
"All members of the straight men tribe, rise and kowtow to the big boss!”
"All members of the Singles Club, rise and kowtow to the big boss!”
"All members of the Little Wolfdog Association, rise and kowtow to the big boss!”
“......”
Mushroom Hut. Everyone burst out laughing at Jiang Yifan's actions.
Although she did not know why he wanted to heat it up.
However, just this action alone could make people laugh for the entire day.
"Haha, this brother is really a man of character. I like him.”
Huang Lei laughed.
He Jiong was also laughing so hard that he almost couldn't breathe.
"Yes, yes, there really is such a straightforward person in this world. I must ask Fatty Di tomorrow why he was beaten up.”
"She might be confused."
Director Chen Gezhou's originally gloomy expression also relaxed a lot.
Suddenly, a bold idea popped up in his head.
He had been thinking about how to save the show today.
The apology letter was already written.
If he posted it online, he would immediately become a sinner.
The show,"Life Aspirations", might be canceled.
Chen Gezhou was unwilling.
He was still so young and had such a bright future. How could he be ruined by an accident?
He was unwilling!
He was more unwilling than anyone else.
So, if anything happened to the show before the apology letter was released, could the situation be salvaged?
His gaze was fixed on the television screen.
His gaze became more and more determined.
In the end, he made up his mind.
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