The Backlash from Leveling Up Too Quickly
"Why are you calling me grandpa?"
The system's voice was very rude.
"Tell me, did you do this?"
Jiang Yifan was very angry.
"Playing tricks? F * ck, Grandpa isn't Ning Caichen, what the hell is he doing?”
"Stop pretending. Who else could it be if not you?”
"Tsk, think whatever you want."
The system refused to admit it.
Jiang Yifan was a little puzzled. It really wasn't the system's doing?
He spat out the cured meat and picked up some green beans with his chopsticks.
Green beans were his favorite vegetable.
"Pui pui…"
As soon as he put it into his mouth, a wave of nausea immediately spread from his stomach.
Everyone's eyes were focused on his face.
"No, I accidentally bit my tongue.”
Jiang Yifan was a little embarrassed and quickly explained.
When everyone heard this, they did not probe further.
Only Cai Xukun revealed a disgusted expression again.
As expected of a farmer. Haven't you eaten anything good before? So rude.
...
This time, Jiang Yifan was 100% sure that it was the system's doing.
"Damn system, get the f * ck out of here.”
"What now?"
The system was a little dissatisfied.
"Tell me, what the hell did you do to me?”
"Oh..."
The system was enlightened.
"Are you talking about eating?”
"No, would the system be that kind of person? All the skills were given to you for free. Why would you do anything to them? It's just that…"
"But what?"
Jiang Yifan had a bad feeling.
"It's just that these skills have some side effects.”
"F * ck you, what side effects?”
"It's just that you've leveled up too quickly, so your foundation is a little unstable. Haha, it's not a big deal.”
"An unstable foundation?"
Jiang Yifan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
"You were the one who forced these skills on me…"
"So what? It's not like my foundation is unstable.”
The system said confidently.
"Alright, you win."
Jiang Yifan gritted his teeth.
"Tell me, what do you mean by unstable foundation?”
"It's really nothing, really. It's just that my blood and qi flowed backward, my seven orifices bled, and finally, my body exploded and died.”
"Don't talk nonsense. Be more specific.”
Jiang Yifan didn't believe a single word the system said.
This damn system was really bad.
"Because you leveled up too quickly, your body can't withstand so many grandmaster realm skills, resulting in your foundation being unstable. However, because you have me to protect you, you won't die so easily. At most, you'll be in a vegetative state.”
Jiang Yifan: There are chrysanthemum hemp wheat skin, I do not know when oar or not oar.
"For example, because your cooking skills have reached the grandmaster level, you feel that the food made by others is difficult to swallow. If your singing skills reach the grandmaster level, you will also know how to sing other songs that are unbearable to the ear.”
"That's not right. I ate a few wild fruits this morning.”
"Natural ones don't count."
"You mean, if I want to eat in the future, I can either eat natural food or make it myself?”
To Salted Fish, eating and drinking was a big deal.
"Yes, that's not the most important thing.”
"What is the most important thing?"
"Your martial arts skills are still at the grandmaster realm. If you can't train hard enough, you'll explode and die sooner or later.”
"You, grandpa, are you kidding me?”
"Believe it or not, it's up to you!"
"You, you are ruthless…"
Jiang Yifan gritted his teeth.
"Isn't it just to build a foundation? Who has Yours Truly been afraid of?"
However, when he thought about how he had to dance to the sound of the rooster every day before dawn and train his body, his face twisted into a bitter gourd.
"Other than training your body, is there any other way?”
"Yes!"
"Hurry up and say it."
"Doing a mission…"
A mission? Since when did the system have such a function?
Jiang Yifan was a little confused.
"Teacher Xiaojiang, why aren't you eating?”
Yang Chaoyue didn't have a good appetite. After eating a few mouthfuls, she realized that Jiang Yifan was in a daze and quickly asked.
Little foodie Fatty Di raised his head and asked,"Little brother, hurry up and eat. After dinner, you still have to bring us out for a walk.”
"Uh..."
Jiang Yifan squeezed out an ugly smile.
"T-these vegetables don't seem to be enough. I-I'll go and cook another dish.”
He thought of a lame excuse.
If I can't swallow the dishes made by others, then I should be able to eat the dishes I made myself, right?
Huang Lei didn't understand.
"It's enough, right? We only have a few people. Ten or so dishes are enough. Any more would be a waste.”
He Jiong's thoughts were more meticulous.
"Are these dishes not to your taste?"”
"No, no, I'm just simply frying an egg.”
Fatty Di picked up a large piece of bacon and stuffed it into his mouth. As he chewed, he said,"Go, go. Let Teacher Huang and the others have a taste of your cooking.”
"Ugh…"
She choked.
"I... I'm telling you, he... 'Oh, my culinary skills are not for show…' Last night, it was the most delicious grilled fish and rabbit I had ever eaten.”
Fatty Di's mouth was stuffed with food, and his facial expressions were very rich.
"Haha, it's hot, Sister. We all saw how greedy you were last night.”
Zhang Zifeng laughed.
The others laughed when they heard that.
The hot bar last night was indeed very different from her usual perfect image.
[Also, fresh flowers and evaluation tickets. If you guys have any, please give them to Little Slut Jun. It's been four days, and there aren't even 3,000 fresh flowers. This number is really bad. Sob sob.]
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