Fatty Di's Divine Summoning
"You two, do you think I'm invisible?”
Jiang Yifan smiled faintly.
He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at each other and saw a trace of embarrassment in each other's eyes.
"Ha ~ ha."
He Jiong laughed dryly.
"Teacher Xiaojiang, make a request, as long as I can do it.”
He gritted his teeth and prepared to make a huge investment.
"Me too, me too." Huang Lei hurriedly said.”
"Ahem, ahem."
Jiang Yifan coughed a few times and was about to ask for an exorbitant price.
The hot bar immediately hooked around his neck.
"Isn't it just a calligraphy? My Jiang Yifan isn't Grandet. If the two teachers like it, just take it!”
As she spoke, she smiled sweetly at Jiang Yifan. Little brother."
Jiang Yifan was dumbfounded.
F * ck.
When did I become yours?
Moreover, what the hell was Grandet?
Yours Truly was much more stingy than him.
He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at each other. They didn't give Jiang Yifan a chance to go back on his word and quickly hid the calligraphy in their hands.
Huang Lei rubbed his hands and said shyly,""It's hot, isn't it? Look, this, this piece of calligraphy, no, isn't enough?”
"Just write another one. It won't take long anyway, right, brother?”
Hot bar, everything.
Jiang Yifan was completely dumbfounded as he looked at Fatty Di in confusion.
Are you a demon?
That's right, you're indeed a f * cking demon.
In fact, he knew that it was for his own good.
Ever since she joined this show, she had already stepped into the entertainment industry.
The entertainment industry was the same as any other industry. It still relied on connections and relationships.
Although He Jiong and Huang Lei were not big shots in the entertainment industry, they were much better than a newbie like her.
Therefore, it was only beneficial for Jiang Yifan to have a good relationship with these two.
However…
Jiang Yifan didn't want to be in the entertainment industry at all!
He just wanted to fool this period of time and continue to be a salted fish.
He ate and waited for death every day.
This kind of life, tsk tsk, was very beautiful!!!
"I'm not writing. I'm so tired."
Jiang Yifan rejected very straightforwardly.
Huang Lei was a little embarrassed. He laughed and said,""Ha ~ ha, then, then let's cook first and talk after eating.”
Fatty Di didn't let it go and tugged at Jiang Yifan's clothes.
"Let's write, let's write another one, okay?”
"Not good, sister, this trick of yours is useless against this little lord. Haha, this little lord is actually immune to your coquettishness.”
"Are you writing or not?"
Fatty Di let go of Jiang Yifan's clothes and questioned.
"If you don't write, what do you want?"
When Huang Lei and the others saw the two of them arguing, they quickly acted as peacemakers.
"Teacher Xiaojiang is tired. Let's talk after dinner, okay..."
Only Cai Xukun stood at the side with his arms crossed.
Haha, they're quarreling.
Would they fight later?
Oh my, I'm so excited. If we fight, I'll have to find a place to hide. These two are barbarians. It won't be good if they accidentally hurt my handsome face!
"I'll give you one last chance. Are you going to write it or not?”
Hot Bar said angrily.
"I won't write. I said I won't write, so I won't write.”
Humph!
Now you know how to threaten Yours Truly?
If she married into the house in the future, would Yours Truly still have a good life?
Pei, pei, pei, who wanted to marry this jerk into the house?
Yours Truly was not a masochist.
"Alright, you forced me to do this, right?"
Fatty gritted his teeth.
Jiang Yifan glanced at her and said disdainfully,"If you have any big moves, just use them. If I frown, I'll take your surname.”
"Humph!"
The corners of Fatty Di's mouth curled up slightly.
He walked out of the courtyard.
Jiang Yifan was a little puzzled. What was this girl doing? Looking for a weapon to fight me one-on-one?
The others were also dumbfounded.
Fatty Deeny stood at the entrance of the courtyard with his hands by his mouth and made a trumpet gesture.
"Grandpa Long, come quickly. Your Jiang Yifan is bullying me.”
Puff...
Jiang Yifan spat out blood.
What the f * ck, what is this girl doing?
Was she summoning a divine beast?
"Grandpa Long…"
Fatty Di shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Your Jiang Yifan bullied me. Come and help me…"
Her crisp voice echoed in the mountain stream and fields.
The few sparrows on the tree were so frightened by her that they flapped their wings and flew away.
Ha ~ ha ~ ha
The other people in the courtyard were all laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs.
Jiang Yifan's expression instantly darkened.
He quickly walked over and covered Fatty Di's small mouth.
"Aunt, can you stop? Isn't it just a calligraphy? That was ten, a hundred…Bah, just one painting?"
Jiang Yifan wasn't afraid of anything, but he was afraid of the old village chief's nagging.
He had just destroyed the basketball basket in the elementary school, and the old village chief was worried that he would not have the chance to teach him a lesson.
If Fatty Di really summoned the old village chief, would Jiang Yifan still have a good life?
"Hmph, I thought you weren't going to write. Aren't you very proud?”
Fatty Di looked at Jiang Yifan provocatively and said arrogantly.
"Write, write, write. But let me say this first, there's only one painting.”
"What about me? What about me?"
Zhang Zifeng took advantage of the situation.
"I also want a piece of calligraphy. Teacher Xiaojiang, Brother Xiaojiang, please do me a favor.”
"I'm not writing…"
Jiang Yifan rejected decisively.
"Write it for me. You didn't write it for nothing.”
"Oh? There are benefits?"
Jiang Yifan's eyes lit up.
"Yes, yes. You can gain my gratitude?”
"Get lost…"
"If you don't write it, you won't even be grateful. Anyway, I'll go and beg Sister to heat it up.”
"You…"
Jiang Yifan finally understood.
Women were indeed troublesome.
Even the youngest woman was the same.
"Why don't you two learn from the little koi? Hmm? Look at how obedient they are, especially you. You've learned to take advantage of others at such a young age.”
Little Koi: Teacher Xiaojiang, actually... I also want you to help me write one.
Jiang Yifan,"Huh?"
Puff...
Jiang Yifan died at the age of eighteen.
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Many friends said that this wasn't a salted fish novel, but the little b * tch really didn't know what a salted fish was. He was just a salted fish who ate and waited for death every day. He didn't have any ideals and was similar to the main character. The main character was just forced to be pushed by the plot. Moreover, salted fish novels were meant to be funny. If everyone felt that it was humorous, they just had to laugh for a while. There was no need to take it too seriously.
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