Buddha Nature Stall Owner
After setting up the stall, Jiang Yifan put the two baskets together.
He lay down.
She moaned comfortably and said,""You take care of the stall for a while, I'll take a nap for a while..."
"Oh..."
Fatty Di replied.
"But, I, I don't know how to sell vegetables.”
"Who was born with it? You're so smart. You'll learn it in one go. Trust me, there's nothing wrong..."
Jiang Yifan cheered her on.
"Hehe."
Hot Bar giggled.
"I hid it so deeply, but you can see that I'm very smart? Young man, you have good taste!"
...
"Little girl, do you have any cucumbers?”
The first business came from a middle-aged woman.
Hot Bar was a little disappointed.
This lady is so beautiful, why isn't there a pervert jumping out to tease and bully me?
Then, he mocked Jiang Yifan for being a toad and not worthy of a beautiful and elegant swan like him.
Then, I mocked him and gave him two tight slaps.
Wahhh!
My Jiang Yifan is going to save the damsel in distress again!
Wahahaha!
It was Mango TV's primetime slot!
If that was the case, it would be worth it to walk another thirty miles of mountain road…
The drama queen is online!
"Little girl, what happened?"
The middle-aged woman was a little puzzled.
Sigh, she's so beautiful, but she's a fool. What a pity!
"Uh... Ah!"
Hot Bar finally reacted.
"Auntie, this is a small business, so we can't miss it."”
Not only did she look sweet, but her voice was also very beautiful.
Naturally, it attracted a lot of attention.
If it wasn't for the ugly makeup she put on at the mushroom house, the ordinary clothes she wore, and the tattered cloth on her head, she would have been recognized long ago.
Two yuan per catty wasn't expensive to begin with. In addition, it looked good, so even though the hot bar seemed to refuse to bargain, the auntie still bought it.
The reason why the auntie asked this was because it was a habit when she was shopping.
Sure enough, after hesitating for a while, the auntie squatted down and chose three cucumbers, handing them to the hot bar.
Hot Bar was stunned.
Why did you pass me the cucumber?
Shouldn't you just give me some money?
She swallowed and gave the auntie a silly smile. She turned around and pinched Jiang Yifan's thigh.
Jiang Yifan was sleeping soundly.
He was suddenly startled awake. He looked around blankly and said in a daze,"What's wrong? Did you pack up and go home?”
"Accept your head…"
Hot Bar glared at him fiercely and then gave him a look.
Only then did Jiang Yifan see the auntie holding a cucumber opposite the stall.
The auntie was also dumbfounded. She did not understand what these two were doing.
"Ahem, auntie, you, you want to buy cucumbers?”
Jiang Yifan asked.
"If I don't buy cucumbers, what should I buy?"
The auntie was a little impatient.
Then, he handed the cucumber over.
Jiang Yifan was also stunned.
Why did you pass me the cucumber? Shouldn't you just give me money?
"Ma, auntie, you, you are?”
Puff...
Finally, someone couldn't help but laugh.
"Haha, this is the first time I've met such a Buddha-like stall owner…"
"This should be the first time this couple is doing business, right? However, he is not that stupid…"
"Young man, what auntie means is for you to weigh these three cucumbers for her. How many catties are these three cucumbers? How much is it worth?"
Someone finally reminded him.
Hot Bar was shy and dry, wishing that she could find a hole to hide in.
Jiang Yifan was very calm.
She spread her hands and said,"I didn't weigh it either. Auntie, why don't you give it to me as you see fit?!"”
The auntie sized up Jiang Yifan suspiciously and handed him two yuan.
The hot bar took the money from the auntie and put it happily in his shirt pocket.
"Wow, it's finally open!"
She didn't care if this business was a loss or not. As long as it was open, it was fine.
With the auntie's " lesson ", the onlookers stepped forward one after another and chose the vegetables they liked. Without weighing them, they threw a few one-dollar bills to heat them up and left with the vegetables.
In just ten minutes, the two baskets of vegetables were gone.
Hot Bar happily counted the money. After counting it a few times, it reported the good news to Jiang Yifan."Haha, guess how much we sold it for today. It's more than 20 yuan. Our living expenses for a season of the program are only 200 yuan. We've earned it by setting up a stall for half a day…It's a good fraction!"
She didn't care. If these two baskets of vegetables were sold by catty, they could be sold for sixty to seventy yuan.
"10%? Did your PE teacher teach you math?”
Jiang Yifan said helplessly.
"Yeah, how did you know?"
Hot Bar said sweetly.
...
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. These two are definitely the dumbest duo I've ever seen.”
"As expected, we're not family. If we don't enter the same family, our Fatty Di's intelligence has been led astray by Jiang Yifan.”
"As expected of two Buddha stall owners. Boohoo, why haven't I met them before?”
"The two of you have successfully cured my depression. Can you not be so funny?”
"I feel sorry for Fatty Di for a second. The husband you found will successfully starve you to death. So, it's better to find me!”
"Scram, Fatty Di is mine…"
"Fatty Di is yours, I only want Boss Jiang. Teacher Xiaojiang, my bed is super warm, super suitable for sleeping!”
"Teacher Xiaojiang, my little nest is also super suitable for sleeping.”
The live broadcast room was extremely lively.
These two fellows had already successfully become the good-looking and funny characters that he yearned for.
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