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De Yun Pavilion.

In a conference room.

The class leader, Guo Dagang, sat on the sofa in the main room with a serious expression.

On the stools on both sides, the most popular junior crosstalk actors of De Yun Pavilion were sitting upright, not daring to take a deep breath.

Zao Hexiang, Meng Hetang, Xiao Shaobing, Zhang Yunlei…

Each and every one of them had a black face and their hearts were trembling.

Guo Dagang had just finished his lecture and was still in a fit of anger. No one dared to make a sound.

The TV in the living room was on, and it was playing " Yearning ".

When it came to Jiang Lin and Yue Yunpeng's crosstalk.

"If you are obedient, I guarantee that all of you will be as popular as Yue Yunpeng. If anyone has bad intentions or disloyalty, then don't blame me for not respecting the relationship between master and disciple.”

After experiencing the turmoil of his disciples 'betrayal, Guo Dagang was very strict with his disciples.

Zhang Yunlei suddenly said," Master, look. Senior Brother seems to be doing a crosstalk with someone. He's even a supporting character."”

Instantly.

Everyone's gaze was cast on the television that had been ignored.

Guo Dagang frowned and asked,"Who is this person? Is he a crosstalk performer?" She looked like an idol! If he wanted to be a funny guy, Yue Yunpeng would support him?”

Guo Dagang was in disbelief.

After all.

Yue Yunpeng was born to be a funny guy. Letting him be a funny guy would not be good at it.

Besides...

Who had the eloquence and professional ability to make Yue Yunpeng the sidekick?

Most of them were probably in De Yun Pavilion, right?

After watching for ten minutes.

Guo Dagang was flabbergasted and incredulous.

"How is that possible? This kid's glib tongue, the rhythm of his crosstalk, and the point of throwing off the burden, everything was just right and perfect.”

"To put it bluntly, he's much stronger than you guys say. He's not even inferior to me. Genius!”

"It's indeed funny. I'm laughing so hard that I'm peeing…"

For a moment, Guo Dagang wanted to take in a disciple again.

In the entertainment industry, Guo Dagang liked to take in disciples the most.

Comedians? As long as they had potential, he wanted to take them under his wing and order them around as his disciples.

Now, he had encountered Jiang Lin, a crosstalk master with extremely high standards and superb looks.

How could Guo Dagang let go?

When they came to De Yun Pavilion, they would be idol-class crosstalk actors.

"Well said. His standard is much higher than Yue Yunpeng's. With just a few pointers, when you get older, your strength will definitely be stronger than mine.”

……

……

Yang Mi Studio.

In the hall, Yang Mi, Dilareba, Zhu Xudan, Sun Ting, and the others were all watching the livestream.

When they heard Jiang Lin's words, they laughed so hard that they collapsed.

Especially Dilareba, who was about to cry.

"It's too funny, Sister Mi. Jiang Lin's crosstalk is making me laugh to death. I can't take it anymore..."

Yang Mi was also laughing until her tears flowed. She wiped them away as she replied.

"Jiang Lin is really a genius. He looks like a cold and aloof Prince Charming. He's so good at putting down his status to perform crosstalk. There's really nothing he can't do.”

"What a pity."

Suddenly, Zhu Xudan sighed.

"What's a pity?"

"It's a pity that Brother Jiang married a wife early on. Otherwise, Reba would have chased after him.”

Di Li Reba's expression immediately darkened, and then he grabbed Zhu Xudan's neck.

"Little girl, if you say it again, I'll tear your mouth apart…"

……

……

Mushroom Hut.

Jiang Lin,"Yueyue has some money now. Not only did he buy a house, but he also bought a car." Did you buy a car?

Yue Yunpeng: I bought it.

Jiang Lin,"I bought a nine-hand Alto. The license plate is clear."

Yue Yunpeng,"Whoa, I bought it from Qinghai."

Jiang Lin: A brand from the Qing Dynasty.

Hearing this, Huang Bo laughed so hard that his mouth was about to crack, and his expression was extremely distorted.

As for Chen Yuqi and Yang Jinli, they kept wiping their tears with tissues.

She wasn't crying because she was sad. She was crying because she was laughing.

He Jiong said," Qiqi, Xiaojiang is really funny. When did he have this side?"”

" I'm not too sure either…" Chen Yuqi replied awkwardly." Maybe my time with him is limited. I'm trying to get to know him better!"”

He Jiong was speechless.

"Ding! Huang Bo's surprise value 71!”

"Ding! Chen Yuqi's surprise points 74!”

"Ding! Yu Qian's surprise points 77!”

In the live broadcast room.

"Isn't this too funny? These few sentences were just a burden. It was really amazing, and the level of performance was also very high.”

"Where's the Prince Charming? How did he become a f * cking comedy star? It smells so good!"

"I'm a man. I'm a complete fan of Jiang Lin. He's too talented. In the future, I will chase after Jiang Lin's movies, movies, songs, and crosstalk to the end. Even if he's filming a small movie, I'll still watch it."

" Nine-handed Aota is too awesome, hahaha…"

"A photo taken in the Qing Dynasty? Is this the car of Empress Dowager Cixi?”

"Xiu-Er!"

"Ding! Netizens 'surprise 230!”

"Ding! Netizens 'surprise value 234!”

……

……

Jiang Lin asked,"Little Yueyue, how much do you earn a month now?"

Yue Yunpeng,"This topic is a little private and a little too sensitive."

Jiang Lin,"Just ask the sensitive ones, okay?" How much was it?

Yue Yunpeng,"Less than 100,000 yuan a month."

Jiang Lin,"How much is less than 100,000?"

Yue Yunpeng, 4,300.

Jiang Lin,"4,300 is less than 100,000?"

Yue Yunpeng,"Has it reached 100,000?"

Jiang Lin,"Did everyone see that?" He looked so cheap.

Yue Yunpeng,"What about you?"

Jiang Lin,"I earn less than 100 million yuan a month."

Yue Yunpeng said,"Just say that you earn more than 3,000 yuan a month."

Jiang Lin: 3,500, haha!

He Jiong couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Less than 100 million, 3500, what the hell?”

"Good! That's great, sing a song…"

After the crosstalk ended.

Yu Qiandu couldn't help but stand up and applaud. He even cheered for Jiang Lin to sing to end the performance.

Jiang Lin smiled." How about this? There are too many traditional songs. I'll sing a song about philosophy for everyone. How about it?"”

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