It was terrible to be uncultured. This was what Xu Qingfeng wanted to say. However, this mosquito repelling herb was only thought to be inserted on the door during some lunar festival to ward off evil spirits in many rural areas. From this point of view, it was normal that they did not know.
So he picked up the shovel and said as he dug,""This is wormwood, also known as mugworts. Other than warding off evil spirits, it also has the function of stopping bleeding and reducing inflammation. It is also used to repel mosquitoes and purify the air!”
"Something to stop bleeding and diminish inflammation? Really?" The few of them were skeptical.
"In the future, you should read more medical books when you have time!”Xu Qingfeng pointed to the surroundings." Now, you can feel it for yourself and see if the mosquitoes in the wormwood are different from the mosquitoes in other places!"
"It seems different!"
"Are they not singing loudly everywhere? I want to suck blood, but you all obediently offered it to me!”
"Heh, it's true. Haha, I'm going to use this herb as a mattress. I won't have to be afraid of snakes, insects, rats, and ants in the future!”Cheng Shaoyuan happily began to work, and the two of them happily joined the team.
"Hehe, this grass can repel mosquitoes and stop bleeding, but don't count on it for snakes, insects, rats, and ants!”Xu Qingfeng laughed.
The three of them were stunned for a moment, but they quickly recovered and smiled. They didn't mind if they couldn't get rid of snakes, insects, rats, and ants. As long as they could get rid of mosquitoes, it was better than anything else.
In just a few minutes, everyone had dug up a big bundle. They used a shovel to remove the roots and carried it back to their residence.
The people in the residence were still playing the beating song and screaming. When they heard that there were spiritual herbs to repel evil and mosquitoes, they wanted to flatten them and snatch them.
Xu Qingfeng and the others didn't know whether to laugh or cry. They didn't hesitate to give each person some.
After receiving the wormwood, everyone placed the grass where they slept and covered their bodies and heads with grass. In this way, they finally had a good sleep.
The sun rose quickly the next day. Although no one wanted to get up, they were tempted by the fragrance of Xu Qingfeng's grilled fish.
While eating, Zhang Jianxiu suddenly said,"Xu Qingfeng, they asked us to come here. Could it be that they're just going to let us go like this?”
The others also chimed in.
Xu Qingfeng smiled." Didn't you tell us to let us go from the beginning? If we can't stand it, we can let the cigarettes go back!"”He said as he ate," Anyway, I won't smoke. At the same time, I want to create an imaginary enemy so that both sides can deal with each other. This way, it won't be so depressing!”
" Imagined enemy? What imaginary enemy?"
"Just pretend that they are enemies, do you understand?”
After much thought, Zhang Jianxiu spoke first,""Pretend they are enemies? Would they be willing? Don't complain about us one by one!”
It wasn't like he was delivering food, so why would he complain?
"As long as we can drag them onto the pirate ship, why would we be afraid of them jumping into the sea to wash themselves clean?”Xu Qingfeng smiled. The others still didn't understand. He shook the grilled fish in his hand and said,"Do you know how to catch this?"
" Not before, but now…" Han Yuyu suddenly understood." Are you saying that they don't know how to catch fish, so we can use this to tempt them?”
Xu Qingfeng smiled and nodded.
" There's no fish," Zhou Dajing interrupted." But there are still wild fruits. Are you so sure that they want to eat fish?"”
This was normal.
"It doesn't matter if they don't eat fish. At most, we'll use them as training partners and set up all kinds of traps for them on their way to find food!”Xu Qingfeng smiled sinisterly.
The others were speechless. Huang Yunfei didn't know whether to laugh or cry."Why do I find that you never forget to go crazy no matter where you go! Sigh! If anyone was unlucky enough to become your enemy, then their good days would soon come to an end!”
The other girls were a little afraid of him.
Xu Qingfeng did not mind and even boasted," I've always been kind to others. Only the wicked would be like you said, hehehe…"
Everyone was sweating profusely. They didn't expect this guy's skin to be even thicker than the corner of the Great Wall.
"I said you're fat, but you're still panting!" As soon as Shen Hanrui finished speaking, Xu Qingfeng cooperated and panted non-stop. In the end, his throat was stuck by a fish scale, causing him to cough non-stop. His comical appearance immediately attracted laughter from the others.
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After eating and drinking to their fill, they hid the unroasted salted fish to prevent others from stealing it. Finally, they left a few people to guard the residence while the others were responsible for looking for caves on the island. They also wanted to see how Cheng Xubin and his group were doing.
The group stopped halfway up the mountain. Xu Qingfeng called everyone over and instructed Han Yuyu and the others to bring the team to continue looking for caves, fruits, and game. However, he also reminded them that some fruits in the wild were beautiful but poisonous. He told them not to taste them yet and to eat them after they had brought them back to appraise them. Meanwhile, he led his men to check on Cheng Xubin and the others.
In the end, only Huang Yunfei, Zhou Dajing, and Shen Hanrui wanted to follow him. Xiaoqin wanted to follow them, but Zhang Jianxiu pulled her to take her to the top of the mountain to see the scenery. In the end, she could only wave at Huang Yunfei and the others.
Xu Qingfeng had a bitter look on his face. He didn't expect his popularity to be so bad. However, it was good that he had three women to accompany him. This proved that he still had a lot of luck with women.
Nowadays, many officials of the national team had multiple wives. It would be a blessing if he could take in all three of them. However, this was only a fleeting thought.
The four of them only hesitated for a moment before glancing at the three women. Xu Qingfeng's eyebrows twitched and he asked them to wait for a while. He personally went over to get four wooden sticks and divided them among the three of them."In order to avoid being bitten by snakes and rats, remember to alert the snake when you encounter the grass.”
After saying that, the three women took a step forward. They looked at the stick and then looked at each other. They followed him with a faint smile.
After walking for about an hour, he suddenly heard someone calling for help at the foot of the mountain, so he stopped for a moment to listen carefully. The three women were curious, but as soon as they opened their mouths, he said anxiously,"Not good. Something seems to have happened down there. Let's hurry over and take a look.”
After saying that, he took a step forward and carefully pulled the short grass down the mountain. The three women did not say anything and followed him down the mountain.
The four of them quickly arrived at the place where they were calling for help. It was Cheng Xubin and the others who were lying on the ground, clutching their stomachs and wailing in pain. After asking, they looked at the wild fruits beside them. It was obvious that they had food poisoning.
He was not in the mood to scold them and quickly asked the three women to help. Each of them had first-aid medicine in their bags, but he did not ask them to take it immediately. Instead, he said loudly to the crowd,"Stop lying down. Hurry up and dig your throats and spit out everything you've eaten. Hurry up!”
Then, he asked the three women to help him. He went over to take out their bowls and went to the nearest river. He mixed the river mud with water and turned it into yellow mud soup. It looked disgusting.
After he was done, he brought it to those who couldn't vomit it out. He even said that he had just snatched human poop from a dog's mouth and then forced it into Gu Wenjing's mouth. In an instant, that person didn't have time to scold him. Who had suffered from poop? Naturally, he vomited non-stop.
The three women didn't smell anything, but judging from his name as a madman, it might really be possible. Therefore, they also vomited crazily with the others.
He chuckled and didn't explain. He still wanted to force the others to drink. Seeing that he was going to pour the mud soup on them, they started to vomit before he could get close.
" You're so wicked, I'm irreconcilable with you... Ugh..." Gu Wenjing hadn't finished scolding him when he saw that he was about to take the bowl and drink it again. He couldn't help but vomit again.
Looking at their expressions, they were almost done vomiting. Xu Qingfeng laughed out loud and said,"Actually, this isn't sh * t, it's just yellow mud!”
Hearing that it was yellow mud, everyone was relieved. Otherwise, if the news of eating sh * t spread, how would they face others?
However, Xu Qingfeng was also a person who could anger people to death. He changed the topic and said,"You all know that I am still a virgin, and virgin urine is a good cure for all poisons, so I mixed the yellow mud with my virgin urine!”
"You…Ugh…"
Cheng Xubin had just said the word 'you', and he responded that if you wanted to drink it, you should have said so earlier. However, before he could take two steps, all of them started vomiting non-stop.
The three girls were speechless. They really didn't know what to say about him.
In the end, everyone almost vomited out their bile before they felt a little better. However, the poison had not been completely removed. It did not matter. They had the antidote pills in their first aid kits. The school had prepared them in advance to prevent them from accidentally eating them and getting poisoned.
When everyone had eaten the antidote pills and were lying on the ground groaning, Xu Qingfeng asked them if they wanted to help with the smoke. None of them were willing to go back like this. Although the poison had not been cleared, there was no big problem, so no one was willing to go back. Moreover, each of them wanted to settle the score with him.
Seeing that they all wanted to get up and bite him to death, Xu Qingfeng also guessed the reason. In order for everyone to be able to survive and complete their academic tasks in the next 20 days, he told them the truth. He said that the water and the yellow soil were mixed into mud so that everyone could vomit out all the poison they had eaten.
Although everyone was skeptical, they were much better now, so most of their hatred had disappeared. However, no one thanked him, and he didn't mind.
In order to make these people obediently agree to cooperate, he called the three women to gather and then said to everyone,"The poison in your body hasn't been removed yet, but it's not a big problem. We won't disturb you anymore. However, before we leave, I have to remind you that survival in the wild is not as simple as you think. Just like this food poisoning, a fruit can knock all of you out. This is a deserted island, and danger is always present, so you must be careful in the future.”
With that, he turned around and prepared to leave.
"Do you have anything to eat?" Cheng Xubin asked.”
The four of them smiled secretly and turned around to reply,"Of course we have something to eat, and we've been full since last night.”
"You secretly brought it?" Gu Wenjing interrupted.”
When the others heard this, they all wanted to curse.
Xu Qingfeng rolled his eyes at them." You're all pig brains. We were inspected together with you, and then we got in the car together. How could we bring food?" The reason why there was food was naturally because of the food here, idiot.”
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