"Hahaha, Old Bai, you're not suited for the entertainment industry!”
"No, we should thank Sha Yi for bringing us so many funny points!”
"[Heartache for Sha Yi ["
"Sha Yi: Am I stupid or not? The rain girls have no melon!"”
Sha Yi's appearance was jokingly called by the audience in the live broadcast room as 'the middle-aged dumb deer in the northeast.'
He also called him,"It's already difficult enough to survive, but you still have to continue living!"
Life was really not easy. Sha Yi sighed!
Sha Yi still wanted to salvage the situation.”
"Of course not!" Huang Lei laughed and shook his head.”
The miserable Sha Yi could only silently hug his fat, greasy middle-aged self.
He had lost the right to order food forever!
"Then what are we having for dinner?”He Jiong asked.
There was no lunch in the mushroom house, only breakfast and dinner.
Otherwise, why would he want this season's Delunsu and last season's Hougu Mixi?
It was all to fill his stomach!!
Sha Yi quickly suggested,"Let's eat northeastern dishes!"”
Huang Lei finally found his conscience and didn't refute.
"Alright then. I'll have Twice-cooked Pork, braised potatoes, and stewed vermicelli with pickled vegetables. The female guest from before ordered soup. Three dishes and one soup. It's just right!"”
Everyone had no objections and went back to doing what they were supposed to do.
Reba finally found a chance to be alone with Su Bai!
She hesitated about how she should apologize to make herself look less apologetic.
Using the most awesome tone to say the most cowardly words?
Su Bai didn't care about this at all.
He thought that since he and Reba had bitten each other, they did not owe each other anything.
He was wondering if he wanted to be a recliner.
Lying in the pavilion with a fan in his hand, he could watch the setting sun in the distance in the evening and the rising sun in the morning.
It was a wonderful thing.
Although he usually could not get up in the morning and could only see the sunset in the evening.
However, as an exquisite pig trotter, a recliner was still necessary!
It just so happened that the mushroom house had a specialized carpentry room.
Su Bai was never careless with himself!
Just as Reba was about to apologize and Su Bai was about to make a recliner, the director called Su Bai over.
Reba stomped her feet in anger."Damn the director team! I'll draw a circle to curse you!"”
...
Su Bai thought that Wang Zhengyu felt that he wasn't suitable to be a permanent guest and wanted to replace him.
Just when he thought he could do it, he happily went home to sleep.
However, he learned of a mission from the production team.
"This is a random sample we picked from the Internet. We hope that you can help us fulfill the wishes of our fans.”
This was the specialty of the third season.
Because the first two seasons had already been aesthetically tired, coupled with the live broadcast, it was inevitable that there would be times when it would be boring.
Therefore, in the third season, the production team decided to add a fan interaction segment!
One of them was for the audience to write down their wishes for the guest. The
program would select one from the comments and help him fulfill them.
Those who would do this were usually the customers 'fans for many years.
For example, this time around, the fans 'mission was:
"Today is Teacher Shayi's birthday. Please give him the most unforgettable birthday!”
Sha Yi had never mentioned that it was his birthday today.
Maybe she had forgotten, or maybe she didn't want to sell this character on the show.
Su Bai looked at it and asked in confusion: "Then why me?"
Su Bai's wish now was to be fired by the director and go home as soon as possible.
Eating, sleeping, playing with nen models (crossed out)…Eat, sleep, and hit Doudou!
As for the mission, he didn't care!
Su Bai had never seen the bullet screen and thought that his declaration of being a salted fish would make the audience unhappy.
After all, the current entertainment industry still liked to sell the image of a hardworking person.
Regardless of talent, only
work hard to get a permanent pardon. Su Bai felt that this was a complete hooligan!
There were many things that couldn't be done. No matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't do it!
Although Su Bai didn't care about the audience's reaction, he knew that the director team would care.
However, Su Bai would never have thought that because of his idle character, many viewers would become his fans!
They all said that this young man was pure and unpretentious. He was completely different from the vegetables, Wu Yifan, and deer outside!
There were still many people looking for Su Bai's Weibo.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find it.
...
The director team looked at Su Bai as if he was a rising star in the entertainment circle. They were amiable.
Even though the director team and the four people from Mushroom Hut were still in a battle of wits and courage, not giving in to each other.
... It was all because of insufficient funds!
"Didn't you say that the other missions in the mushroom house will be yours?”
Su Bai was speechless.
Was this considered shooting himself in the foot?
But forget it.
Is it an unforgettable birthday?
This was simple!
Su Bai accepted the mission, although the principle of accepting this mission was based on his mood…
Sha Yi, as a big man from the northeast, was not sloppy when it came to work.
When he saw Bro Flattop chopping wood, he let out a shocked sigh!
"This weasel is not bad! Who can lecture me?"
Bro Flattop, who was not afraid of being recognized as a weasel, said,"“......”
He Jiong looked at Sha Yi with disdain."Look at you, you haven't seen the world yet. This is the tyrant of Africa, Bro Flattop!”
If you don't read Animal World's Yi, you wouldn't know what it meant.
He could only put on a look of realization to show that he understood!
"Bro Flattop…This name is really good!"
He Jiong despised him even more.
Sha Yi looked at Bro Flattop's valiant appearance as he chopped firewood with a small axe. He suddenly had the determination to fight it out!
"Let me tell you, Old Ping, in our northeast, chopping wood is a basic skill!”
Sha Yi confidently picked up an axe and chopped down on the wood for the first time since he entered middle age!
Then, as expected, he missed.
Sha Yi was very embarrassed. It was purely an accident!"
This time, not only did He Jiong despise him, even Bro Flattop despised him very much!
Old Sha felt bitter, but he didn't say anything!
Old Sha, who was determined to become stronger, once again went about his wood-cutting business!
As expected, he became more and more skilled.
Sha Yi laughed and said to Bro Flattop,"Old Ping, look, I'm better than you!”
Bro Flattop didn't say anything…Of course, it couldn't speak.
At this moment, Su Bai came out of the director's room and said to Bro Flattop:
"Lao Ping, take a rest. Sha Yi will be in charge of chopping wood."”
Bro Flattop immediately ran away.
He ran faster than a weasel!
Sha Yi was stunned.
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