Great Tang’s Number One Crow Mouth

Crown Prince, you’re in for a bloody calamity!

Li Chengqian was assassinated that day and his legs were broken.

Empress, you are beyond cure!

Zhangsun Wugou’s illness acted up on the spot and he was on the verge of death.

Li Lizhi, you have the appearance of an early death!

[Li Shimin: Please change Li Zhi’s fate…]

Wu Meiniang, you’re Li Tang’s disaster star!

[Warrior: Please take my daughter in, Imperial Advisor…]

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Yang Qian, Yuan Tiangang’s last disciple, Yi-ology master, Heaven’s Fortune Sect’s heir, and Tang Nation’s Nation Master.

None of this mattered.

He was the number one jinx of the Great Tang!