I am the first absurd emperor in history, Zhu Youxiao. I never went to court for six years because I didn’t need to.
Woodworking is so good. I have the Woodworking System, so everything I make has attributes!
This wooden sword could cut through iron like mud. It was truly a divine sword!
This wooden crossbow had a range of 500 steps and had the armor-piercing attribute. Who could block it?
This lovey-dovey couple’s bed…Uh, this can’t be seen by others. This is for my own use…
So what if he is the emperor of carpentry? I am willing!
Moreover, I have a good servant, Wei Zhongxian!
"Old Wei, I don’t have any money left. I’ll give you a month to send me one million taels!”
"Old Wei, don’t you think that I don’t have enough beauties?”
"Old Wei, the Minister of Rites has always said that I am a foolish ruler who does carpentry work. Tomorrow, you will capture him and send him to the imperial prison!”