Compromise (2/3!)
Su Bai wasn't angry about the brain's nonsense. It couldn't hurt him anyway, and he was used to it.
Su Bai grabbed the mainframe and sighed: "I'm too old to make a fuss.”
"Come on, you're still old? You're not even 2,000 years old yet, are you pretending?" The Terminator gave Su Bai a good scolding." If you dare to go back on your word and not restart the four-dimensional universe, I'll curse you to live forever!"”
As soon as he heard the word "eternal life", Su Bai immediately gave in: "Can you just let me rest for a few years?”
"Hehe, who knows how many years you mean?”" Who said that you want to live every day as if it's your last?" the Terminator said sarcastically.”
" It's me…I was just an ordinary person back then…" Su Bai scratched his cheek and sounded a little embarrassed.
"I won't argue with you. Before you help me restart the four-dimensional universe, I won't let you die.”The Terminator was also starting to give up. This Su Bai was totally unmoved!
According to the records in her database, humans were greedy and would give up everything for money, power, lifespan, and so on.
But Su Bai was different. Money? No, it's useless to hold it. No, scheming is too tiring. No, a few decades was enough to live. Any more and it would be meaningless. He lived like a " god " without any desires. This guy was often too lazy to eat even when he was hungry!
According to Su Bai's plan, he should have died in the One Piece universe, but he was tricked by this stupid computer and was given another 2,000 years of life.
What else could Su Bai say? Suicide? This went against Su Bai's life creed. Life was given by his parents, and he had to wait until his life was over. Otherwise, he could not die, whether it was homicide or suicide, even if it was illness.
Therefore, Su Bai had been living a muddleheaded life. His life up until now was simply: Transmigration, becoming the strongest in the current universe. After being bored for a while, transmigrating, becoming the strongest in the current universe…
It was fine if it was repeated once or twice, but if it was repeated too many times, Su Bai would be too lazy to practice anymore.
"Tsk, you humans are so troublesome."
"..." Su Bai couldn't refute. He felt it was troublesome too.
"I know something that should reignite your passion.”the mainframe suddenly said.
"What is it?"
"According to the information, you male humans are creatures that think with your lower body.”
"…Are you serious?"”
"There are two thousand porno films in my database. Do you want to watch them?”the brain said seductively.
"Haha."
Su Bai was expressionless, but his breathing was obviously heavier. It seemed like something had happened to his brain.
It wasn't his brain's fault. He hadn't read this kind of literature for a hundred years, and now he wanted to read it again.
"Tsk tsk, looks like you're tempted. I'll let you go then.”
As soon as he said that, the crystal of the terminal suddenly flashed and formed a light blue virtual screen in front of Su Bai. The screen was pitch black and there was a progress bar at the bottom.
Su Bai watched as the progress bar slowly moved forward, but the picture was still dark.
At this moment, the mainframe reacted."Aiya! I forgot that the scans in the database are all for four-dimensional creatures. You can't observe them. I'll look for three-dimensional creatures later…"
Su Bai was speechless.
"This time, it's not wrong."
The screen flashed, and a forest appeared. In the forest were two foxes doing piston-like movements…
"Ninth lama, do you want to see the animal world? " Your kind is working hard for the next generation…" Su Bai shouted at Nine-Tailed.
Little Nine-tails:"??"
Was this person stupid?
Duanmu could see Su Bai's dissatisfaction and said unhappily: "Why are you humans so troublesome? They were all three-dimensional creatures. Which one looked different?”
Then, the scene changed. Two muscular, unkempt men wearing animal skins…let's call them apes for now, were in the middle of a piston-like action…
Su Bai: "…I'm more curious about where you recorded these videos.”
The brain replied,"When you were a pirate, didn't you land on an island full of animals? It was recorded then."”
"It's just that I don't have a magnet in my hand right now. Otherwise, I would definitely let you relive the speed of the plastic-wall separation. Sense." Su Bai said calmly.
"You're threatening me again…"
"... Thanks to you." Su Bai fell to the ground." I have no hope for life now.”
The series of 'porno' that the Terminator had shown just now had a great impact on Su Bai.
"How about this, let's compromise. I'll use a method that's more suitable for your current state to make you the only three-dimensional creature in this world. Then, we'll talk about the four-dimensional universe later?”The brain spoke in a calm tone.
"Tell me."
"Inflict irreversible changes to this world, forcefully modifying the world line, drawing out the will of the universe, and letting me assist you in replacing it. This way, you will become the only three-dimensional creature in this universe.”
|"Sounds like a good idea, but how?”
"Just make all the creatures in this universe have no fighting spirit like you. The theme of this world is ninjas. Just eliminate ninjas from the world.”
"I'd better retire in peace…"
"You f * cking…"
Duanmu was also anxious. He had never seen such a stubborn person."I don't care. If you don't have any results in the next 20 years, I'll throw you into another universe. I can't open the cracks in the three-dimensional universe, but I can easily tear open the cracks in the two-dimensional universe!”
" Suit yourself…" Su Bai was still half-dead.
"Gah…"
To be continued…
Many readers felt that the author was just perfunctory with these few chapters, but that wasn't entirely the case. He was just laying the foundation for the next plot. I heard other authors call it " rhythm ", but I didn't understand what it meant. Maybe I didn't have a good sense of rhythm?
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