"Before we start eating, please pick up our telunsu and thank our dear Teacher Huang Lei for bringing us such a delicious and sumptuous dinner. Thank you, Teacher Huang. Cheers!”
This was the tradition of Mushroom Hut before dinner. Before eating, they would raise their glasses to toast Chef Huang.
This was Yang Fan's first meal in the mushroom house. He felt an unprecedented warmth, a warmth that he could not feel in the wolf pack.
Huang Lei stroked Yang Fan's hair kindly and picked up the largest and thinnest piece of braised pork into Yang Fan's bowl."Little Fanfan, is Uncle's cooking delicious?”
Yang Fan took a sweet bite, and the dimples on her face were faintly discernible."It's delicious. Thank you, Uncle."
"Oh my god, you can even eat so cutely.”
"If I can touch Little Fanfan's little face, I will have no regrets in my life.”
"Previous poster, please die on the spot. I don't want to touch you. I just want to carry Xiaofanfan home.”
"A bunch of old uncles, stay away from my Xiao Fanfan.”
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"During dinner time, let's tell a joke one by one as a daily game. The person who tells the worst joke will be responsible for washing the dishes.”
As they ate, the all-around supporter, He Jiong, started to lead the way. After all, he was the boss of Hu Lan Satellite TV.
Zhang Zifeng was the first to raise his hand.”
Peng Peng was also interested." I agree too. I won't be the last one anyway."”
Guan Xiaotong thought for a moment and replied,""I have no objections."
Everyone looked at Chef Huang and Huang Lei. Huang Lei paused."Both my son and daughter are participating. How can an old father like me not participate?”
Seeing that the others were talking and laughing, Yang Fan put down his chopsticks and shouted in a childish voice,"I want to too. Little Fanfan also wants to participate, but…Little Fanfan doesn't know how to wash dishes.”
"Pfft-"
The other five people, including the cameraman, almost fell over from laughing. How could a god not know how to wash dishes?
"Ahem, how about this? Little Fanfan doesn't count. One of us will wash the dishes, okay?”He Jiong looked at the other four and said.
The four of them nodded in unison."Alright!"
"I'll go first, I'll go first!"
Zhang Zifeng was the first to speak."A man was eating at a restaurant. When he was about to pay the bill, he saw that the bill was 3000 yuan. He was shocked. Then he ran to the boss and said,'Your restaurant should give discounts to those in the same trade, right?' Then, the boss asked him,"So you also own a restaurant?" Guess what the man replied.”
The few of them looked at each other in confusion.”
Zhang Zifeng revealed the answer with a smirk." The man replied," No, I'm a robber!"”
"Pfft…Haha, little sister, your joke is so cold.”He Jiong almost spat out a mouthful of food.
"Hehe, Sister Little Feng is so awesome." Yang Fan smiled as he ate the meat in his bowl.
"Sister, this is a little too cold. Watch me, listen well!”
Peng Peng raised his voice." A certain Singapore is asking, why did you hit me? The country replied,"We suspect that you have an atomic bomb." Then, a certain Leah was unhappy and asked,"There are also **!" Why didn't you call me? Guess what the country replied?”
Peng Peng looked at the group of people at the table with an evil smile, certain that they did not know.
Zhang Zifeng scratched his head and couldn't think of an answer." Don't keep me in suspense. Hurry up and tell me!" he urged.”
"Hehe, I knew that my silly sister wouldn't be able to guess it. Listen carefully, the country replied, because there really is a **!”
"Pfft-"
Guan Xiaotong spat out the rice in her mouth." I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry."”
"Hahahaha, Peng Peng's joke is really amazing.”
"What a cold joke, even colder than my sister's joke just now.”
"Congratulations to Peng Peng for getting the title of a joke genius!”
……
In the live broadcast room, a bunch of bullet comments floated past.
Peng Peng looked at the others who didn't know whether to laugh or cry and puffed out his chest proudly. Then, he saw the confused and expressionless Yang Fan." Little Fanfan, why don't you have any reaction at all? Isn't my joke funny?"”
"Brother Xiao Peng, what is an atomic bomb?”
"Pfft…"
As soon as Yang Fan asked the question, Guan Xiaotong spat out the rice in her mouth again.
"Haha, silly brother, your cleverness has been ruined by your cleverness!”
Zhang Zifeng was also laughing his head off. It was obviously a very cold joke, but Yang Fan did not know what an atomic bomb was.
In an instant, this cold joke became even colder.
"I say, Little Fanfan, the two of us are definitely not compatible. You always ruin my reputation.”
Peng Peng didn't know if he should say it or not, so he could only silently pour it out.
"I think so too. Ever since Peng Peng met Little Fanfan, the number of times he was slapped in the face has increased exponentially.”He Jiong added.
In the live broadcast room, the atmosphere was constantly changing.
"Haha, Little Fanfan doesn't know about atomic bombs? This is too cute."
"It's too real. I was caught off guard when I slapped my face. My silly son is about to cry from Little Fanfan's abuse.”
"Little Fanfan, uncle has two atomic bombs here.”
"Upstairs, quality, harmony in the live broadcast room, put an end to dirty driving!”
"That's right, that's right. Your atomic bomb isn't as big as mine. How dare you speak? Trash!"
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"Father Huang, it's your turn. Hurry up, you're so knowledgeable. You have to speak better than Peng Peng!”Zhang Zifeng urged.
"Aiya, as you know, your Father Huang is a decent person. He doesn't know how to tell such jokes. Besides, he's old and his brain isn't as good as yours. Don't worry, let me think about it.”Huang Lei tried his best to think.
"Roar!"
At this moment, a wolf's roar came from somewhere and entered everyone's ears along with the cold wind.
"My God, is this a wolf howl? And it seemed to be very close!”
"Have you heard? Teacher He and the others killed a wild wolf in the mountains. I'm afraid that their companions are here to seek revenge!”
"No way! Was it that terrifying? Wild wolves seeking revenge?"
"Quick, Director, call 119. Teacher Huang, take Little Fanfan and run!”
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