" Brother Jie Lun, you're my fan…" A villager walked towards Chairman Zhou.
"What?"
"No, no, I'm your idol. That doesn't seem right either.”
“？？？Brother, what are you trying to say?”Chairman Zhou looked like he was about to collapse.
"I just want to see you play with that Huhuhahei. I've brought all the props for you.”
The villager handed a bowl of wine to Chairman Zhou and took out a nunchaku that he had prepared.
"No, no, I'm old. I can still drink a little. If my wife finds out about this, I'm afraid I'll be punished by kneeling on the keyboard when I go back.”
Jay Chou took the wine bowl and drank it in one gulp, but he flatly refused the performance of the nunchakus.
"Come, Big Brother Jielun, I like your singing the most. Let's drink another bowl.”
Five minutes later, after four bowls of hard liquor, a slightly plump middle-aged man wearing sunglasses and playing nunchakus attracted the attention of the audience.
"Hurry up and use the nunchakus, hmph!”
"Hurry up and use the nunchakus, hmph!”
"Martial arts practitioners must remember that the benevolent are invincible!”
"Who is practicing Tai Chi?”
……
"Wow, Big Brother Jie Lun is so cool!" Yang Fan cheered and clapped his hands.
"Brother Jielun, didn't you just tell me that my wife will be punished to kneel on the keyboard?”The villager asked after drinking a mouthful of liquor.
"Are you kidding me? In my house, it's definitely me, Chairman Zhou, who has the final say. It doesn't exist!"
"I'll show you Huo Yuanjia again.”
After saying that, Chairman Zhou took off his sunglasses and put on a scarf. He once again displayed his singing voice and his long-forgotten peerless skills.
"What is it? You said that the flower drum dance in your village is the best. Little girl, watch me pole dance for you. I'll let you experience the true beauty of dance!”
After saying that, Peng Peng took off his glasses and hugged the pillar to perform an impromptu performance on the spot. His movements were not inferior to Cai Kunkun's basketball. The young girls from Wengcao Village were stunned.
"Sister Xiao Tong, why is your face even redder than big brother Jie Lun's?”
Yang Fan ran over to Guan Xiaotong, who was playing with the villagers, and said in a childish voice.
"Red? Little Fanfan, red is right. This means that sister will definitely win today. Come, grandpa, let's have another round!”Guan Xiaotong and the fifty-year-old man continued to spar.
Not far away, Zhou Bibi's group of four was teaching the aunties of Wengcao Village how to square dance.
The director and the recording team were even more excited. They were bragging to the village elders. What unspoken rules of the entertainment industry? The unspoken words of filming and recording programs? They were bragging as much as they could.
The cute and obedient girl-next-door, Zhang Zifeng, was the first person to fall asleep. After drinking a bowl of strong wine, he fell asleep on a chair at the side.
……
It had to be said that the Miao nationality's specialty liquor was not something that ordinary people could drink. Even Chef Huang, who was the best drinker in the mushroom house, could not withstand four bowls of liquor before revealing his true nature.
In an instant, the atmosphere outside the ancestral hall reached its peak. A group of big shots in the entertainment industry were either performing or bragging. They were drunk to the extreme.
"Grandpa, uncle and sister are ignoring me.”Yang Fan ran to the village chief's side with an unhappy expression.
"It's fine. Grandpa will get someone to send them back to the house on the mountainside. They'll be fine after a good night's sleep.”
The village chief stroked his beard with a smile, looking pleased that his plan had succeeded.
" But Little Fanfan is so bored..." Yang Fan blinked his big eyes and muttered.
"Then let me tell you the story of Lord Wolf God in the past, okay?”
"Alright, alright!"
" It was a stormy night, and the strong wind swept the dark clouds…"
It had to be said that the village chief was quite good at being a charlatan. He forcefully told the story of the wolves biting the devils to death and saving the village into a fantasy story.
It was unknown how long the party lasted. Anyway, the first person to wake up in the mushroom house was Chairman Zhou. It was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
Moreover, Chairman Zhou woke up from hunger.
"My head…I'm dizzy. What's wrong with me?”Chairman Zhou shook his head and muttered to himself.
"Ah, Big Brother Jielun, you're awake.”
Yang Fan heard Chairman Zhou's voice and ran over with a cup of tea." This is what the village chief asked me to give you when you wake up. He said it can help you sober up."”
"Sober tea? Oh right, I think I drank a bowl of wine.”Chairman Zhou took the teacup.
"No, no, eight bowls. Big Brother Jie Lun, you drank eight bowls of wine.”
"What is it? Eight bowls? Can I drink so much?" This time, even Chairman Zhou couldn't remain calm.
" That's right, Brother Xiao Peng drank six bowls, Uncle He Jiong drank five bowls, and Uncle Huang Lei drank fifteen bowls…"
Yang Fan reported everyone's alcohol tolerance status with a straight finger.
"Oh my, Teacher Huang can drink so much? It seemed that she must not drink with him in the future.”
"Also, also, big brother Jie Lun, you promised to teach Xiao Fanfan how to play this!”As he spoke, Yang Fan ran to the side and took out a nunchaku.
"This…Impossible, absolutely impossible. Ever since I smashed my wife's makeup mirror with my nunchucks at home, I swore to my wife that I would never play this game again.”
Chairman Zhou shook his head frantically, trying to deny his past.
Soon, everyone in the mushroom house and the director's crew woke up one after another.
"My head feels dizzy…"
Everyone who woke up covered their heads and said this first. Then, Yang Fan ran over with tea to help them recall the ridiculous things they had done.
" I remember now. Peng Peng, you were pole dancing in front of a group of young girls. And Xiao Tong was boxing with the old man, hahahaha…"
Huang Lei had the best alcohol tolerance and remembered the most things.
“……”
Guan Xiaotong and Peng Peng looked at each other in confusion.
They all had the same determination to never drink again.
"Alright, Teacher Huang, Teacher He, we've been delayed for too long today. We originally planned to leave at noon, but it's already three o'clock now.”
Zhou Bibi and the others packed their luggage and prepared to bid farewell to the mushroom house.
"That…everyone, I have to go too. There are still many things waiting for me at the company. I will also hold a press conference tonight regarding the announcement of Xiao Fanfan as my younger brother. I will be in charge of handling the invitations from the music companies.”
Chairman Zhou was also prepared to leave. After all, if he stayed any longer, he might be dragged over by the villagers for another bonfire party. If that happened, he would really have to kneel down and smash the keyboard when he returned.
"Wu, Big Brother Jielun, Big Sister Bibi, are you all leaving?”Yang Fan tugged at the corner of Chairman Zhou's clothes with a reluctant expression.
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