The Life You Wanted: A Four-Year-Old Zombie
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"Don't just stand there! Uncle, have you eaten? We've stewed beef, let's go eat some?”

He Jiong was also a smooth talker. He knew the tricks of society.

Just like these simple villagers, they would never take advantage of others.

Once you mention eating, they will definitely find a reason to leave as soon as possible.

"Uncle He, we don't have much beef. It's not enough for uncle and auntie.”Qin Qing said innocently.

He Jiong's old face could not help but turn red. He looked at Qin Qing, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

However, the villagers probably did not hear him. The old man quickly waved his hand."It's not troublesome, it's not troublesome. We've already eaten.”

"Little immortal, young man, well, we country bumpkins don't have anything good either. This is my own smoked meat. It's been smoked for more than a year. Don't dislike it. Hehe, don't dislike it.”

The old man handed the basket to He Jiong and smiled awkwardly.

"These are the eggs of our chickens. We didn't feed them at all.”

"This is fish, Paddy Aromatic Fish."

"This is the mushroom my man picked on the mountain. It's delicious.”

"This is the pillowcase I embroidered."

The villagers scrambled to pass the things in their hands to He Jiong and the others.

"Uncle, Auntie, Brother, hey, young man, young man, we're filming a show. We don't dare to accept things from the villagers. We accept your kindness. Take the things back, take the things back.”Huang Lei hurriedly declined.

"Grandpa, they're filming a show!" Da Niu gently patted the old man's arm.

"Uh, uh, uh, fellow villagers, we can't delay their work. Let's go back first, let's go back first.”Only then did the old man notice the long guns and short guns in the hands of the program team in front of him. He was a little flustered.

"Oh my God, he's finally gone! Aren't these villagers too simple and honest?”He Jiong let out a long sigh as he watched the villagers leave.

"Dear viewers, this is all a misunderstanding. We're a proper lifestyle show, don't treat it as a supernatural show.”Huang Lei joked at the camera.

"I've asked around. These people belong to the old school in the village. Their ancestors have lived here for generations. Therefore, they were more superstitious. This was only a small portion of the villagers.”Old Yellow explained.

"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, come quickly!”

Zhang Zifeng's words attracted everyone's attention.

"What are you doing, silly girl?"

Huang Lei asked doubtfully as he walked into the pergola.

"My God, what's going on?”

Following Zhang Zifeng's gaze, Huang Lei saw a pile of things neatly placed at the foot of the wall.

"Those villagers secretly left their things behind.”He Jiong said speechlessly.

"What should we do? Let's send it back." Cheng Yuqi, who had been silent all this while, said with a bitter face.

"I think these villagers are determined to give these things to Xiao Qing. If they send them back, they will definitely think of a way to send them back to us.”

"How about this? Don't we have telunsu here? Old Huang, send someone to buy some more oil and rice. Anyway, the villagers will definitely need them. Send them to them and we'll make up for these things. What do you think?”He Jiong and Old Yellow discussed and asked.

Old Huang was also having a headache. He had never encountered such a situation before.

Glancing at the pile of things under the wall, he nodded."Alright, this is the only way now.”

"Xiao Liu, drive the car over and load those things into the car.”

"Hey, hey, Old Huang. These things were given to Xiao Qing by the villagers. What do you mean by loading them into the car without saying a word?”Huang Lei used his ultimate skill of pestering again.

"The compensation for the fellow villagers was paid for by our program team.”Old Huang was already used to Huang Lei's tactics, so he immediately gave him a tit-for-tat.

"You can't say that. No matter what, this is the intention of our fellow countrymen. How about this, Bighead will give it to you, and we'll pick something.”

After Huang Lei finished speaking, he turned around and ran out of the door without waiting for Old Huang to react.

"Peng Peng, silly girl, what are you waiting for? Snatching things!"

After running out of the courtyard, Huang Lei raised his head and shouted at the few people who were still in a daze.

"Uh, uh, uh, I'm coming!"

The entire Mushroom Hut was mobilized. Even Little Qin Qing was carrying an old hen. She chuckled like a silver bell and ran into the house behind Peng Peng.

"Hahahaha! Bandits!"

"Laugh and cry! Teacher Huang is too sneaky, alright?"

"Hahaha, my son is the smartest. He hugged an old hen!”

"This is the umpteenth time my heart aches for Old Huang. Old Huang is about to cry.”

"Motherf * cker! Little Qing, you're so cute running!"

Old Huang was really about to cry. This was the most difficult batch he had ever led!

The day passed very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was dark.

Although there were no guests today, Huang Lei was not idle for a while.

After dinner, he felt as if his bones had been whipped, and he lay limply on the chair.

He Jiong was washing the dishes when he looked up at Qin Qing. He was sitting on the stool, his little head shaking non-stop. He could barely keep his eyes open.

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