The Life You Wanted: A Four-Year-Old Zombie
36 Brother Monkey 666, avenge Little Qing!

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"Little wimp, did you smash it?" Li Dan's face darkened as he waited for Qin Qing angrily.

"No, no, Xiao Qing didn't smash it.”Qin Qing shook her head cutely.

"Hmph, you've already learned how to lie at such a young age. How did your parents teach you?”Li Dan looked at Qin Qing with disdain.

"Xiao Qing doesn't have a father or a mother.”Qin Qing pursed his lips and said pitifully.

"Li Dan, what's wrong with you? Are your bones soft and your brain muddled? Why are you arguing with a four-year-old?”He Jiong couldn't hold it in anymore. He picked Qin Qing up and questioned him angrily.

"Aiyo, f * ck!"

Li Dan was about to speak when something hit his head. He stood up in pain.

"You…"

"Li Dan, everyone is watching. It wasn't Little Qing who threw it!”Zhang Zifeng blocked in front of He Jiong and Qin Qing and said aggressively.

"That's right. If you can't use your eyes anymore, you can donate them to people who need them!”Cheng Yuqi also walked over.

Li Dan looked around and noticed Huang Lei and Shan Zheng staring at him with unfriendly expressions.

His expression changed and he smiled awkwardly."Who is this again? His name is Qin Qing, right? The child is so cute. I was just joking with him.”

Although he was stupid, he knew that these people in front of him were people he could not afford to offend.

At this moment, a sound caught everyone's attention.

After the camera shook, a monkey on the roof of the mushroom house appeared in front of everyone.

The monkey was covered in black fur and had a large and long head. There was a bone protruding from each side of its nose.

On both sides of the nose were ridges arranged vertically, with a groove in between. It was covered with green skin, and the ridges were bright red.

This style and color made him look like a ghost in the legends. It made him feel a sense of fear just looking at him.

The monkey had a tuft of white hair on its head. It was staring at the camera with a smirk on its face.

In its hand, it was holding a pine cone.

"F * ck, double click 666 for Brother Monkey!”

"Good smash! Smash Eggy to death, how dare he bully our precious Little Qing!”

"Isn't this monkey too artistic? It's like wearing a painted mask."

"F * ck, this can't be a mandrill, right?”

"Ghosts? Are you stupid from reading novels?”

"If you're ugly, you should read more. Mandrill is an animal, okay? Also known as the Ghost-faced Monkey, it was a real existence!”

"F * ck, is that true? If there really was a mandrill, then shouldn't there be ghosts?”

"Yes, isn't there a ghost sister in the gang?”

"Pfft, I actually believed your nonsense.”

......

Needless to say, the truth about the real culprit who ambushed Li Dan was finally revealed.

No one had expected that the monkey would still dare to act so violently in front of everyone.

It waved its right hand, and the pine cone accurately landed on Li Dan's head.

After smashing it, not only did it not run, but it also clapped and screamed on the roof, as if it was celebrating that it had hit it.

Looking at Li Dan's forehead, there was a bump the size of an egg.

"F * ck!"

Li Dan cried out in pain. He picked up a stone and threw it at the mandrill.

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't smash, don't smash! Oh my god, this monkey must be a national protected animal!”

Old Huang shouted. Although he was not an animal protection expert, he had previously filmed a show related to wild animals.

He couldn't recognize the breed of the monkey in front of him, but he was very sure that he had never seen it before.

However, the most common macaque in the country was a second-class protected animal. This strange-looking monkey in front of him was at least a first-class protected animal, or even a special-class protected animal!

If this thing was injured by the guests, then the show could be canceled. If things went wrong, they might even be sent to the police station.

But when Old Yellow spoke, Li Dan had already thrown the stone in his hand.

Fortunately, the monkey reacted quickly and easily dodged it.

"Li Dan, this is a protected animal. If you hit it, you might go to jail!”Old Yellow heaved a sigh of relief and quickly stood in front of Li Dan.

At this moment, an ear-piercing cry sounded.

The mandrill stood on the roof and bared its teeth as it shouted. As it shouted, it slapped the roof crazily.

Just as everyone was puzzled, a series of cries appeared on the hillside around the mushroom house.

A few seconds later, hundreds of mandrills appeared in the camera, screaming as they ran toward the mushroom house.

Looking at the situation, no one would doubt that this group of ferocious monkeys would really attack people.

"Damn it! So many? Director Huang, hurry up and call the police, hurry up and call the police!”

Li Dan was so frightened that his face turned ashen, and his voice began to tremble.

Old Yellow glared at Li Dan, wishing he could kick him out.

The problem of tigers and wild boars had yet to be solved, and they had provoked a group of monkeys.

"Xiao Hei, are you here to see me?”

Just as everyone was trembling with fear, Qin Qing had somehow escaped from He Jiong's embrace. He strode to the middle of the courtyard with his short legs and clapped his little hands happily.

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