"That's right, that's right. These fruits were given to our Little Qing by those monkeys. He has the most right to speak.”
"Erm, loquat, kiwifruit has just been released, right? How much is one jin?" He Jiong turned around and asked.
"Teacher He, I know. I bought some loquats the day before yesterday. They cost three yuan each!”Xiao Mai raised his hand and started to shout.
"What? Five yuan for one is so expensive?”
Huang Lei started to talk nonsense again."We're all familiar with each other. Let's not talk about the fact that these wild ones are more expensive than those planted! In this case, the loquat would be sold at the market price of five yuan per loquat! I know kiwifruit. My daughter loves it. It's 281 catties now! Hooves were similar. Wasn't this thing more expensive than blueberries? Forget it, we're all good friends. It's 80 yuan per catty.”
"Hahahaha, Old Yellow is going to cry!”
"Old Yellow is hitting a steel plate trying to take advantage of Master God-Diviner.”
"Oh my god, 80 yuan per catty. I can't afford it!”
"Previous poster, the plum is 80 yuan per catty. I'll take as many as you have. The premise is that you have to deliver it to me in one piece.”
"The rarer an item is, the more valuable it is. This thing is not suitable for long-distance transportation.”
"The loser looked at the apple in his hand and suddenly felt bored!”
......
Huang Lei's words made Old Huang's face darken.
After some intense bargaining, the deal was finally settled at 200 yuan.
They were just making a fuss. Firstly, it was for the sake of the show's effect. Secondly, they were all old friends.
Two hundred yuan was worth it.
He Jiong gave half of the fruits to the production team. Of course, this was with Qin Qing's consent.
After the group split the loot, Huang Lei began to fight the wild boar again.
However, the more people there were, the livelier it was, so it wasn't that tiring!
Three hours later, a 70 - 80 kg wild boar turned into two pieces of meat.
"Oh my god! How can you finish so much?" He Jiong shouted with an exaggerated expression.
"Indeed, we can't finish it. This thing isn't like a domestic pig. It won't taste good after it's dried!”
"How about this? I'll cut it into pieces and sell it in town when I have nothing to do in the afternoon. If we can sell some, we can buy some candy for those monkeys. After all, we've taken their things.”
As Huang Lei spoke, he waved his kitchen knife and cut the pork into small pieces.
"Teacher Huang, this idea is good. We can be considered to have a good life this season. With money in my pocket, I can even speak with confidence!”
He Jiong's smug look made the mushroom house burst into laughter again.
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, you can't do this! Our program is self-sufficient. This wild boar is an unexpected harvest. It's fine if you eat it yourself, but you can't sell it!”
Old Huang's face was bitter. He was really about to cry.
What the hell was this season's show?
Not only did he pick up a child, but he also picked up a tiger, a monkey, and a wild boar…
Please, this is not Man vs. Wild or Animal World, alright?
Although, cough cough, the viewership ratings were slowly rising, the original intention of the show could not be changed.
If this episode went too far, then if Qin Qing was not around in the next episode, wouldn't the show be doomed?
"Sigh, I have such a bad temper!"
Huang Lei threw the slippers at Old Yellow.
Old Yellow had already practiced a lot. He twisted his waist and dodged the slipper's attack perfectly.
"I say, Old Huang, can you be a little more black-hearted? We agreed that this wild boar is ours, but you still won't let us sell it? What's wrong? Hegemony? The Americans are almost done, and you're still doing this. Let me tell you, your hegemonism will be punished!”
Huang Lei said angrily.
"Teacher Huang, if you put it that way, we have to have a good talk.”
"Did the production team pay for the water and electricity that you used? Did the production team prepare your fuel, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea?”
"How about this? We're old friends, so I won't cheat you. Give us a plate of pork and we'll call it even.”Old Yellow looked at Huang Lei with a calm face.
"Oh my god, our innocent Comrade Huang has actually turned bad!”
"Hahaha, I understand! Father Huang forced me to!"
"I mourn for Old Huang. I can't bear to see his end.”
"Are the production teams so good at playing these days? You're even starting to calculate the utility bill."
"Hahahaha! Am I the only one who finds it cute to see two old men bickering?”
"You're the old man. Your whole family is old men! Father Huang is a psycho."
"Give the person above two more funny faces!”
......
"Alright, Old Huang, you're good! The fruits that Monkey had given to Xiao Qing just now had been fed to the dogs!”
Huang Lei was really angry, so he spoke without thinking.
As soon as he said this, Xiao Mai, Shan Zheng, and the film crew were all stunned.
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