The Life You Wanted: A Four-Year-Old Zombie
50 Mushroom Hut Black-hearted Merchant!

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What could he do? What was the theme of the show?

A self-sufficient rural life.

This season had just started. With Qin Qing as a cheat, they had already earned two to three thousand yuan.

With this money, it was enough to eat in a restaurant every day. How could he experience self-satisfaction?

"No!" Huang Lei refused without hesitation.

"Hehehe, Teacher Huang, let's discuss this. If you lend us the money, the production team will make an exception and give you a gas stove. Is that okay?”

Huang Lei's eyes lit up.

This was something that he had been thinking about for the past few seasons. Not to mention chopping firewood, it was smoky every day. The weather was so hot. Who could stand it?

Although he was a little old, who had never been young?

Our Teacher Huang was also a young hunk who was popular among thousands of young girls back then, okay?

"Gas? Teacher Huang, lend me!" Peng Peng shouted excitedly.

Other than Huang Lei, he was the biggest beneficiary of the gas.

Peng Peng wasn't like Ah Hua, who was like a little teddy bear all day. The moment the female guest arrived, she would start showing off her muscles.

Chopping firewood is a physical job, alright?

It wasn't easy to raise such a fair and chubby little fatty.

Ahem, I'm just bullshitting. It's mainly because chopping firewood is indeed tiring work. One has to learn to enjoy it.

"Gas is a good thing, but a thousand yuan is more important to me. I feel bad seeing you guys eat instant noodles and bread all day long. How about this, a gas set and an electric oven? I'll lend you the money.”

Huang Lei's words immediately caused the live broadcast room to boil.

" Shocking: A black-hearted peddler has appeared in the mushroom house. When will you stop forcing people to buy and sell?”

"Hahaha, I admire Teacher Huang for bargaining. Other people need money to bargain, but Teacher Huang's bargaining is life-threatening!”

"I went to the stationery store to buy a lot of pens. Just as I was about to tie them up, the boss quickly stopped me. This pen can't be trapped! I asked: What pen needs to be tied? The boss took out a pen with a torn QR code and said, Tear it up before you tie it up."

"What the hell is upstairs? Did you go to the wrong set?"

"I went on a trip to Ji Lin today. When I came back from the trip, my teacher asked me to write an essay. Ji Lin is too beautiful!"

" F * ck, a new version of the ship."

" F * ck you! You're a dead horse that updates!"|

"Can't you borrow money? The kind that can't be repaid after borrowing it!"

.......

Old Huang's expression became a little interesting. He was a little depressed.

When he was with Huang Lei, he had never taken advantage of him.

"Mr. Huang, an electric oven is fine." Tomorrow morning, we'll hold a radish-pulling competition. We'll send as many people as you send! If you win, I'll give you the electric oven. If you lose, you won't even have an electric oven or gas. Do you dare to compete?”

"Pulling radishes?" Huang Lei asked with a faint smile.

"Yes, a radish pulling competition." Old Huang nodded seriously.

"Are we competing with you?"

Huang Lei's words made Old Huang feel that something was wrong.

However, since he had already said so much, it was hard to back down.

"Yes."

"Sigh, I have a bad temper!"

As soon as Huang finished speaking, a slipper flew past his head.

Qin Qing's eyes lit up. He ran over, picked up the slippers, and handed them to Huang Lei.

Old Huang glanced at Qin Qing, feeling both angry and amused.

"I have a bunch of old and weak women and children here. You want to compete with me to pull out radishes?”Huang Lei glared at Old Huang angrily.

"Teacher Huang, how about a fair competition? How about this, our age and gender will be the same.”Old Huang wiped the sweat off his forehead and said guiltily.

"This can be fun! But let's make it clear in advance that the gas tank must be a standard 15 kg.”

He Jiong knew that the odds were against him for this match, but he had no choice.

"Puchi!"

When Huang Lei suddenly thought of this, he couldn't help but laugh.

"If Teacher He hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have thought of this!”

"What happened? Did I give you an empty can?" Shan Zheng asked blankly.

"He didn't go so far as to give me an empty gas can. He gave me a gas can that's this big, two kilograms!”

Huang Lei gestured as he spoke. In the end, he couldn't help but laugh.

"Puchi!"

"Hahaha."

"I thought that the Chicken Strips director team was cunning enough. Compared to this, I feel that the Chicken Strips program team is honest enough.”Shan Zheng couldn't help but laugh.

Old Yellow felt guilty and smiled awkwardly.""That won't be the case. Our program team has always kept our word.”

"Alright then. As the saying goes, we're not afraid of thieves stealing, but we're afraid of thieves thinking about us. If we have money with us, we won't even be able to sleep soundly.”

Huang Lei's ridicule made the program team speechless.

"Hahaha, is it really good for Teacher Huang to do this?”

"Program team: Don't we care about our reputation?”

"Official complaints are the most fatal!"

"Oh my god, one Teacher Huang is already enough to make Old Huang suffer, and there's also Director Shan Zheng.”

"Mourning for Old Huang!"

"Mourning for Old Huang!"

"The family of the deceased thanks you!"

"What the hell? You logged into the livestream as soon as you came back, and you're playing this game with me?”

……

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