"Haha, that's too bad. I only just realized that I walked up the Second Ring Road. I'm really impressed. How did I come up with that? It's too fun!”
"Yu Gan is getting anxious. Haha, it's too cute. Han Zhe was really fun.“
"The fire is really good. He's not in a hurry, and the bag is ringing. Not bad. Han Zhe is a good actor!”
The audience's comments were very good. Laughter and applause continued.
The effect was particularly good, and the show continued.
"They bullied me…"
Han Zhe was still feeling wronged.
"That's not bullying you. It's you who didn't understand.”
Yu Qian explained.
"You have to have a car to get to the Second Ring Road.”
"I see."
Han Zhe said with a look of realization.
"What, you just found out!"
Yu Gan asked with a smile. The audience also laughed.
"No, I don't understand. I'm young.”
Han Zhe explained.
"Then I have to get a car."
Yu Qian said.
"Go ahead, no one is stopping you. What car?"
Han Zhe rolled his eyes and suddenly clenched his fist. His eyes lit up.
"I'm going to buy a motorcycle!"
Yu Gan nodded.
"Oh, that's a good idea. With a motorcycle, you can get on the Second Ring Road.”
Han Zhe said with an excited smile.
"Yes, buy a car. He went out and took bus No. 133. After five stops, he arrived at the second-hand car market.”
Yu Qian was stunned and asked.
"How can I buy a second-hand car?"
Han Zhe shouted angrily.
"Can I afford a new car?"
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter and clapped.
Yu Gan was also amused and quickly comforted her.
"Sure, you can buy whatever you want. It's your own money anyway.”
Han Zhe looked as if he had taken advantage of her and was happy.
"Get on the bus, pay for the ticket, sit down, and be in a good mood.”
Han Zhe smiled proudly.
" I'm going to have a motorcycle soon too. Hehe, what's the point of this? Haha…"
Han Zhe let out a strange laugh and looked at Yu Qian.
Yu Gan dodged in fear, pushed Han Zhe away, and said with a smile.
"If it's not you, what are you doing? Can't you just be fine?”
The way the two of them acted and cooperated made the audience burst into laughter again.
"Haha, you're too cheap, Han Zhe. Look at how frightened our Teacher Yu is. The flesh on his face is trembling.”
"I'm dying of laughter. How did Han Zhe laugh? I want to learn too.”
"This incense burner is really good! What a good character!"
The audience responded enthusiastically. Han Zhe left a few seconds for everyone to laugh. After everyone's laughter died down, he continued to play his role..
"Buying a car. I'm going to have a car soon.”
Han Zhe explained.
"Then be happy normally. I can't stand you being like this!”
Yu Gan said unhappily.
Han Zhe immediately nodded and smiled, indicating that he understood.
"I was in a really good mood on the car. I leaned against the window and opened it, sticking my head out.”
Han Zhe stretched his head out and said with an intoxicated expression.
"Ah, the air is so good."
Yu Qian said helplessly.
"This…is a little dangerous."
Han Zhe didn't care about this and continued.
"In front of me, there was a passenger who opened the window and poked his head out. He saw me at a glance.”
Yu Gan complained.
"That's right, there are only the two of you in the car!”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter. Teacher Yu really won with one sentence.
Han Zhe didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He pretended to hit Yu Qian, but Yu Qian dodged with a smile.
Seeing the two of them like this, Guan Zhong laughed even louder and clapped even louder.
This was called a live hack, an unexpected surprise. It could only be encountered by chance, and the audience could be considered to have taken advantage of it.
Han Zhe continued.
"If you say you want to come out, come out. Let's not care about each other. He won't!"
Han Zhe imitated the other person and scolded.
"Get in!"
Yu Qian said.
"I'm doing this for your own good. I'm afraid you'll be in danger."
Han Zhe said disapprovingly.
"You still dare to talk about me? Aren't you outside yourself?”
"No!"
Han Zhe looked determined.
"I'm just competing with others."
Yu Gan said helplessly.
"Then I'm sorry."
Han Zhe shouted loudly. Then, he opened his mouth and made a vomiting gesture.
"Ugh…"
Then, Han Zhe immediately switched to his own character. He had an uncomfortable expression on his face and even leaned sideways as if there was something on his body and ears.
Yu Qian looked straight into his eyes.
"Aiya, this is too dirty."
Han Zhe roared indignantly.
"Chives and egg filling!"
"I hate this kind of stuffing the most!"
Yu Qianzhi stopped Han Zhe and tried to persuade him.
"Come on, shut up. He couldn't stand any stuffing.”
"Whoosh…"
The audience burst into thunderous applause.
"Haha! I'm dying of laughter. How did you come up with this joke? You're trying to kill me with laughter!”
"It's so disgusting. The image is too strong. Han Zhe, I hate you. I'm about to throw up my dinner.”
"What an unlucky child. Although he deserves sympathy, I still want to laugh.”
The package rang, and the opposite direction was heated. Han Zhe and Yu Gan continued the content.
After all, crosstalk was not finished with just one segment.
"Go to the second-hand car market, wash your face, and then buy a car.”
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"Oh, I bought a car. How much is it?”
Yu Gan asked.
"80 cents per catty."
Han Zhe said matter-of-factly.
"Ah?"
Yu Gan said in surprise.
"Are you buying it like this?”
Han Zhe said proudly.
"Why do you care? I have a car anyway.”
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"After buying a car, I hired another car to move the house.”
Yu Gan complained.
"Good heavens, they are all parts."
Han Zhe was unhappy and defended himself.
"It can be assembled!"
Han Zhe gestured and continued.
"Close your eyes and imagine what this car looks like. The wheels are here. Ah, the handles are here.”
Yu Qian complained again.
"Alright, it's all on the spot."
Han Zhe ignored Yu Qian and continued.
"It took me forty minutes to dismantle my broken bicycle and put it back in. I even put on four shoelaces.”
"Guess what, I have a motorcycle!”
Yu Gan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"You call this having a motorcycle?"
Han Zhe smiled and said.
"A friend came to visit and happened to see me. He didn't anger me to death with a single sentence.”
Yu Gan asked curiously.
"What is it?"
Han Zhe said in surprise.
"Whoa, Transformers!"
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