Haha...
The audience burst into laughter and applause again.
Guo Degang laughed, the kind that really laughed to his heart's content.
After waiting for a full 30 seconds, the audience calmed down before Guo Degang complained.
"This grandson is possessed!"
Good heavens, it was still okay to directly scold him.
Han Zhe smiled and continued.
"Something happened. I saw that he couldn't take it anymore. Hurry up and send him to the hospital.”
Guo Degang chimed in.
"Then, because of the excessive blood loss in his butt, he will die.”
Haha...
The audience laughed again.
"When we arrived at the hospital, the doctor took a look. Ah, it's fine. It's just a simple anti-inflammatory drug and a suture.”
Guo Degang continued.
"Oh, that's easy."
Han Zhe nodded and continued his performance.
"Doctor Ren knows him and even asked him. Teacher Hou, what happened to you?”
"When Hou Zhen heard this, he immediately perked up.”'
Han Zhe immediately mimicked Hou Zhen's expression.
"It's a long story."
Han Zhe deliberately puffed up his face and widened his eyes, giving him an ugly and cute feeling.
The audience couldn't help but laugh when they heard Hou Zhen's voice.
"I was eating at a restaurant just now!"
"Who I ate with, and what other dishes I ordered, don't mention it!”
"Just this cashew chicken…"
Guo Degang chimed in.
"Still talking!"
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter once again, so happy that snot bubbles were about to pop out.
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. This Hou Zhen is too fun. I really want to see what it looks like in person.
"Me too. I knew that the German Sports Association had Guo Degang and Yu Qian. I didn't expect that there would be such a powerful actor like Han Zhe today, and there would be such a funny person like Hou Zhen.”
"I don't know why, but I feel that Han Zhe's imitation of other people's words is especially cute.”
Han Zhe waited for the audience to calm down before continuing.
"Another forty minutes."
Guo Degang complained.
"Hmph, this grandson really deserves to die. The doctor should sew up his mouth.”
Haha...
The audience laughed again.
Han Zhe smiled and continued his performance.
"Perhaps it's been too long. The doctor hasn't spoken, so Hou Zhen is a little scared.”
"Ask the doctor, is the suture still not done?”
Han Zhe wiped the sweat off his forehead and gritted his teeth.
"The doctor said, Teacher Hou, if you didn't say anything, you would have finished sewing long ago.”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Teacher Hou is also embarrassed.”
"Doctor, take an alcohol cotton pad and soak it in alcohol to disinfect him.”
"More than twenty minutes have passed, and Hou Zhen still doesn't feel the stitches. He's even more panicked.”
"Hey, what's going on? Doctor, why is it taking so long to wipe?”
"Doctor, sigh."
"Sigh, Teacher Hou, if you have the time to talk, isn't it good to wash your butt?”
After Han Zhe finished speaking, Guo Degang also reacted and immediately complained.
"Good fellow, you're all dirty.”
"Aiya, I can imagine it. That little black butt, haha.”
Haha...
Guo Degang's words were so vivid that even Han Zhe couldn't help but laugh. The audience laughed even more crazily.
Han Zhe added.
"Little Black's butt, draw a white circle, as if you want to aim.”
Guo Degang nodded vigorously and laughed with Han Zhe without any restraint.
The audience laughed non-stop, and the malfunction continued.
The scene described by Han Zhe and Guo Degang was already funny enough. With the two of them laughing like that, it was too infectious.
It was impossible not to laugh along!
"After using more than ten kilograms of alcohol cotton, it's finally clean.”
Professional crosstalk actors would continue to perform no matter how much they laughed.
Han Zhe continued his performance.
"Oh my god, how long has it been since I last showered?”
Guo Degang complained, his expression full of shock.
"I'm done. I finally have to start sewing.”
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"But, there was another small accident.”
Guo Degang asked curiously.
"What little accident?"
Han Zhe explained.
"This doctor is short-sighted and wears glasses.”
"Teacher Hou talked too much nonsense and wasted too much time. The doctor's heart was tired and he sweated a lot. His glasses couldn't hold on any longer and shattered on the ground.”
"This doctor's short-sightedness is more than 16,000 degrees. Without my glasses, I'm like a blind man!"
Guo Degang replied with a smile.
"Aiya, this unlucky Marquis. How are you going to suture it?"
Han Zhe began to imitate the doctor's movements that he could not see clearly, and the audience burst into laughter.
"There's no other way. We still need stitches!”
"It's a blur. I'm trying to figure it out.”
Haha...
Han Zhe's actions were so similar that the audience couldn't help but laugh again.
"After a few minutes, it was sealed."
Guo Degang said in a relaxed state.
"Aiya, it's finally done."
Han Zhe began to imitate Hou Zhen's voice again.
" This is reasonable, this is reasonable, this is reasonable..."
The voice suddenly rose an octave, scaring Guo Degang so much that he trembled.
"Why are you speaking in such a voice?"
Han Zhe continued Hou Zhen's voice.
"Hey, that's right. Why is my throat so tight?”
"At this time, the nurse brought a new pair of glasses to the doctor. After putting them on, the doctor was shocked.”
Guo Degang said.
"What's wrong?"
Han Zhe said in horror.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Hou. I sewed up the wound that you brought with you!”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter, shaking the heavens and earth, and the cheers continued.
The scene was so heated that there was nothing to say.
Next, he performed a few short segments.
In addition to Yu Qian, the other actors from the German Sports Association also came out to show their faces and perform a show to familiarize everyone.
It was not until one o'clock in the morning, and amidst the laughter of the audience, it was finally ready to end.
The host went on stage.
"Alright, dear audience, today's crosstalk performance is over. Goodbye!”
The host was none other than Hou Zhen!
"Let me introduce them to everyone."
Guo Degang said with a smile.
"This is Hou Town. It's just like that.”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter again and applauded Hou Zhen.
Hou Zhen said with an unhappy expression.
"I stayed until now to tell you something.”
Hou Zhen patted his butt and said proudly.
"We're innocent!"
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