"Ding! Host, do you wish to draw now?”
"Go ahead!"
Han Zhe didn't waste any time. The reward from the system was something he could be at ease with. He wanted to see what he could draw.
"Ding! Lottery completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill: Truth-telling Curse!"
Truth-telling Curse: Able to tell the truth to anyone and anything.
Han Zhe's eyes lit up. This ability was good. It was just the right time to deal with those liars!
However, he still had to continue performing.
"I was shocked when I saw him. Whoosh! This is beautiful!"
Han Zhe's eyes were filled with surprise as he continued.
"He's 1.52 meters tall, and his butt is half of his height! He had a big head, small eyes, no neck, and a long beard on his chin. When you see me coming in, greet me."
Han Zhe lowered his voice and imitated him with a hoarse voice.
"Hello, are you my future husband?”
Puchi...
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. How did he come up with this? He's 1.52 meters tall, and his butt is half of his height.”
"It's too funny to imitate a woman's speech. He's basically a man. It's going to be tough!"
"Hurry up and say it. I'm looking forward to the rest of the plot.”
The audience couldn't wait for Han Zhe to continue.
"Miss, don't mess around. Although I'm here for a blind date, I want to seek a way out, not court death.”
Han Zhe looked scared, and the audience laughed again.
Han Zhe was not in a hurry to continue. He waited for four to five seconds to give the audience enough time to laugh. When his voice became softer, he continued.
This was acting skills.
Otherwise, the story that the performance wanted to express would not be complete, and it would affect the subsequent performances.
"The girl was very shy. She looked at me and said gently," You really know how to talk. I'll definitely chop you up with a knife!"”
Han Zhe's expression changed into that of a girl's, and his gentle smile coupled with his lines made the audience's imagination run wild…
Another burst of laughter.
"I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. This guy's jokes are really dense. I'm almost out of breath from laughing!”
"Yeah, I think it's too fun too. What did this brother say his name was? If he had any performances in the future, his sister would definitely be there!”
Han Zhe glanced at the audience's reaction. Not bad, he continued to perform.
"Don't, don't, don't…"
Han Zheyou turned into a man and waved his hands with a frightened expression. Then, he smiled apologetically.
"I was just joking. You don't have to do that.”
"Why don't I treat you to a meal? Waiter, order!"
Han Zhe suddenly raised his voice and looked away, as if he was about to order.
"As a man, you have to be magnanimous. Even if you don't like this girl, you can't not give her face.”
"I said in my heart that I would run away after dinner and never see her again in my life.”
"The result…"
Han Zhe said with a smile as a girl.
"Miss, take the menu. This, this…"
"I thought I was saving money. Although it doesn't look good, it's good in my heart.”
"Then, I heard the lady say,'Other than these two, I don't want anything else!”
"Give me another box of beer!"
"The lady stepped on the box, took out a bottle of beer, and bit it with her teeth. The bottle cap flew out!"
" Mouth to mouth, long flowing water, ton…"
"Burp…Ugh!"
Han Zhe's series of movements were so smooth that the audience felt as if there was an ugly girl in front of them who blew on a bottle of beer and then burped.
Haha...
The audience laughed again. This performance was too realistic and fun.
"I remember that on a sunny afternoon, we drank from one o'clock in the afternoon to twelve o'clock in the evening.”
"The kitchen was cursing,'These two grandsons are still here and are delaying me from work!”
Han Zhe imitated the chef's action of tossing the spoon, and while he imitated it, he gritted his teeth and cursed.
The feeling of gnashing his teeth was too awesome!
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Chef is going crazy!”
"He's so cute. Han Zhe's performance was so good!”
"This is so fun. I won't get tired of this kind of crosstalk even if I listen to it for a day. No, I won't get tired of it even if I listen to it for my entire life!”
Han Zhe continued his performance.
"I ate and drank to my heart's content.”
Han Zhe said with an aggrieved look.
"I didn't have to spend that much! This woman insisted on blowing the bottom of the wine bottle, but she made a mistake!”
"Blow it out in one breath, pfft! Whoosh…The wine bottle flew out. Clang! He smashed it on the boss 'head and paid 1,200 yuan.”
Haha...
The audience laughed again. This was an unpredictable plot.
It was too fun!
"After leaving the restaurant, we came to a small park and sat under a statue.”
"I gathered my courage and said to the girl, Hero, can you spare my life?"
Han Zhe's expression changed, and he looked like he was begging for mercy.
"No way!"
In the blink of an eye, she had transformed back into that rough, unconstrained, and ugly woman, revealing a wretched smile.
"I'm telling you, I like you, and I want to…marry you!”
Han Zhe turned back into a man. His eyes widened, and he looked like he would rather die than submit.
"No, I can't! I won't marry you. Your butt will ruin our toilet bowl and stool!”
Puchi!
"Haha, that expression is so cute and funny. I'm dying of laughter. Han Zhe is so funny!”
"This is the first time I've heard Old Guo's unexpected crosstalk to be so happy. This is a good seedling.”
"I've been listening to crosstalk for decades, but I really can't guess what he's going to say next!”
The audience laughed and applauded, praising Han Zhe generously.
Looking at Han Zhe, who was still feeling the man's despair, he sighed and said,"
"Sigh, name your conditions, big sister.”
"As long as I don't marry you, we can do anything!”
Han Zhe hurriedly turned back into the ugly girl and said after thinking about it seriously.
"Alright, I won't make it difficult for you."
"I'm already so old. I just want to get married. As long as you hand over someone to marry me in your place, I'll let you off!”
Han Zhe changed his role as a man again, looking so touched that he was about to cry.
"You should have said so earlier. What is this? Simple!"
"Our German Sports Association has a lot of young men backing us up. Finding a marriage partner for you is as easy as playing!”
"I have the best choice now!”
Han Zhe pointed at Guo Degang, who was sitting at the entrance, and said with a wicked smile.
"That little black fatty is not bad!”
To thank you for your support, today is the seventh day!
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