Yue Yunpeng was dumbfounded. He did not hear this from his martial uncle when he was alive!
However, Yue Yunpeng immediately thought of Han Zhe's words.
"I don't know how to receive it, but I'm using it!”
Yue Yunpeng looked at Han Zhe innocently and then turned to the audience without saying anything.
"Puchi!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"Haha, this is too funny. This Yue Yunpeng's expression is too funny.”
"The Deyun Club is full of treasure boys! This Yue Yunpeng is fun. He's ugly and cute. Haha.”
"I didn't believe Han Zhe at first, but now that I see his expression, I believe it! As expected, it's the most flirtatious!"
Yue Yunpeng was dumbfounded, and his heart was incomparably shocked.
He didn't even say a word, but he actually received so much applause.
This…
Was this true?
Are you sure you're not dreaming?
It was impossible that he had never been on stage before.
The first time he went on stage, he was kicked out after speaking for three minutes. That was the most embarrassing time.
Yue Yunpeng thought that he was actually not bad.
However, reality proved that he was wrong.
And today, for the first time in his life, he received the most applause.
All of this was thanks to Martial Uncle Han Zhe.
Han Zhe smiled. It was exactly as he had expected.
This line was neither a classic nor a brilliant baggage. Han Zhe did not even tell Yue Yunpeng about it.
What Han Zhe wanted was Yue Yunpeng's most genuine reaction.
Yue Yunpeng's face was big, and he gave off a pure, simple, and down-to-earth feeling.
This could be used.
Crosstalk actors were good-looking but strangely evil. Han Zhe had determined Yue Yunpeng's style to be weird!
It was an ingenious, unexpected, and fun feeling.
The facts proved that Han Zhe's decision was right.
"Look, look at this cheap face.”
Han Zhe continued.
"Aiya, it's just like the feeling of not being able to get change.”
Haha...
The audience continued to laugh, and Yue Yunpeng continued to make faces. He suddenly felt that standing on the stage was very relaxed.
But that was the end of it. Han Zhe had already started to come alive.
"Don't look at him like that. I have the best relationship with him in the German Sports Association.”
Han Zhe said.
"Why?"
The audience was curious, and Yue Yunpeng helped to answer.
"You can tell me."
Han Zhe said with a smile.
"It's nothing. I just want to find someone who's not as good as me so that I'll look better together!”
"I'm afraid of…"
The audience applauded and laughed. Han Zhe's expression was even worse than Yue Yunpeng's. It was too funny.
"You're annoying."
Yue Yunpeng scolded jokingly.
"To think that you're my uncle. How can you say that about me?”
Han Zhe smiled.
"I was just joking."
Han Zhe changed the topic.
"Actually, it's because Yue Yunpeng is especially smart. He knows a lot of things, is knowledgeable, and has seen a lot…"
"Um…"
"No, I can't continue. Praising you is too disgusting.”
Haha...
The audience burst into laughter.
Yue Yunpeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"I let you praise me!"
Han Zhe smiled and continued.
"But that's it. We have a good relationship. If there's anything, we're willing to talk to each other and discuss it together.”
Yue Yunpeng chimed in.
"Yes, you're willing to talk to me."
Han Zhe looked at Yue Yunpeng and asked with a smile.
"Do you still remember how we looked forward to a beautiful future together?”
Yue Yunpeng asked.
"What future?"
Han Zhe glared at him.
"See, you've forgotten, haven't you? Let me help you remember!”
Han Zhe continued.
"When we were together, we were so poor.”
"Other than living on fantasies every day and giving ourselves a goal, we don't know how to live.”
Yue Yunpeng said as if he had experienced it deeply.
"It was hard back then!"
Han Zhe's eyes lit up.
"But I'm not discouraged!"
"I swear to be above everyone else!”
"Live a good life!"
Han Zhe said bitterly.
"At that time, he was stronger than me."
Yue Yunpeng chimed in.
Han Zhe continued.
"Eat well, wear well, and make good friends. I want the best of everything!”
Han Zhe said seriously.
"The beasts in the mountains are swallows in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land are fresh at the bottom of the sea, the monkey's nest is shark's wing, the bear's paw is dried, the deer's tail is sharp! He flung his cheeks and opened his back molars. The food was like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like the wind sweeping away the clouds, as if it was poured into a box of dirt. Hualala…"
As Han Zhe spoke, he even made a gesture of eating. In the end, he even licked his lips, making Yue Yunpeng look disgusted.
"Looking at the way you eat, you don't look like you have money.”
Yue Yunpeng said in disdain.
"Why do you care? You're just jealous.”
Han Zhe continued.
"Not only do I have to eat well, but I also have to wear good clothes.”
Yue Yunpeng asked.
"What should I wear? Tell me."
Han Zhe said with a longing look.
"Leather boots, pig eyes!"
Yue Yunpeng was stunned and asked.
"What is it, Pig Two Eyes?"
Han Zhe said proudly.
"Two eyes for pig leather shoes!"
"The 1983 fashion!"
Yue Yunpeng was speechless and complained.
"Uncle, what era are we in now?”
Han Zhe looked indifferent.
"I don't care. I have money, so I'll make it!”
Han Zhe said with a wretched smile.
"I want another mink underwear!”
Haha...
Everyone burst into laughter. No one expected Han Zhe to say that. How did he come up with that? His brain was not ordinary!
"Uncle, don't you think it's too painful?"
Yue Yunpeng ridiculed.
"None of your business!"
Han Zhe said smugly.
"You're just jealous. No matter how rich you are, have you ever worn skinned underwear?”
"Ah, that's warm!"
"The urine that he peed out is over 40 degrees Celsius!”
Han Zhe even put on an expression of enjoyment, and the audience laughed until they were out of breath.
Yue Yunpeng could not help but laugh out loud as he ridiculed.
"Uncle, did you insert a hot knife into your bladder?”
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