"Little girl, you also know how to read fortunes?" Someone laughed.”
"What?" Little Shu pouted.[Are you looking down on me? Fine, I'll show you my ability!] As he spoke, he walked to Chu Feng and the small monk's table and said to the small monk,"Little monk, I want to read your fortune!”
When everyone heard this, they were amused. Only monks read people's fortunes. Who else would read monks 'fortunes? This little girl was really eccentric.
"Amitabha," the small monk said, his hands clasped together,"monks don't need to read fortunes."”
Little Shu rolled his eyes and said,"Don't monks have to read fortunes?" Don't monks need to eat? Don't monks need to sleep? Don't monks need to pee?"
Everyone laughed.
The small monk rubbed his bald head with a funny expression.
Little Shu didn't care. She stared at his big bald head and then said seriously,"
"Little monk, I can see that you have accumulated virtue for nine lifetimes. You are not far from becoming a Buddha.”
"What's missing?" The small monk asked curiously.”
"You were just short of someone knocking on your head three times. You have already opened six of your seven apertures, leaving only one unopened. If someone knocked on your head three times, then one aperture would be opened, and you would have achieved perfection and become a Buddha.”
Everyone laughed.
"Are you lying, little girl?" The small monk asked seriously.”
"You're a monk. Why would I lie to you? Why don't you let me knock three times and you'll immediately know if I'm lying. If you can't become Buddha, I'll make you break your scalp.”
Everyone wanted to watch the show, so they cheered together,"Little Master, just let her knock three times. Anyway, she won't suffer any losses. Who knows, if she really becomes a Buddha, it will be a great merit.”
The small monk thought about it and felt that there was no harm. He put his palms together and stretched out his bald head.
"Then let the little girl knock."
As expected, Little Shu stretched out her delicate little hand and knocked the little monk's bald head with her middle finger.
"Ha!"
That sound was really clear and loud. The small monk blinked, obviously enduring the pain.
Little Shu held back her laughter and knocked again, making it even louder.
The small monk took another hit, but he still stuck his head out and didn't move, waiting for Little Shu to knock for the third time. However, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, so he raised his head and asked,"Little girl, why didn't you knock a third time?”
Little Shu laughed slyly and said,""If I don't knock the third time, I'll let you be a monk for the rest of your life and not become a Buddha.”
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Little girl, why don't you keep your word?”The small monk used his hand to touch the place where he was knocked. It still hurt a little.
"How can I go back on my word? I only knocked twice. I'm still one step away from becoming a Buddha."”
Before he could finish his words, a crisp sound rang out. The little monk's bald head was knocked again. It was Chu Feng, who was sitting opposite him.
After Chu Feng finished knocking, he smiled at Xiao Shu." Little girl, this little monk has already been knocked three times. Why hasn't he become a Buddha yet?"”
"That's right, little girl. Why hasn't the little monk become a Buddha yet?"”
Little Shu's eyes widened as he stared at Chu Feng, his face full of anger as he said,"
"What does it have to do with you, silly boy? Do you think anyone can knock you? A fool like you can't become a Buddha even if you knock his bald head!”
Chu Feng looked at Little Shu in astonishment. He was baffled, not knowing why she was suddenly throwing a tantrum at him.
"Why are you staring at me?!" Little Shu put her hands on her hips again. Seeing that you have a sword on your back, do you want to be a hero? Let me tell you, the martial world is dangerous. Look at you being so silly. You might as well go back to farming so that you won't lose your life in vain!”
Chu Feng was truly dumbstruck, not knowing how he had offended this sharp-tongued little girl.
"What are you daydreaming about? Dumb head, I was just telling a story and you kept staring outside. What's there to see outside? Are you looking down on my storytelling?!"
Chu Feng finally understood. It turned out that she was annoyed that he didn't pay attention to her storytelling. He couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at? Are you mocking me for telling stories?"
Chu Feng could only stop smiling.
"Tell me, are you looking down on me for being a storyteller?”
"How dare I look down on you…"
"Then why didn't you listen! It was fine if he didn't listen, but he didn't even say anything, cheer, or clap. He was clearly looking down on him!”Little Shu's words were clearly unreasonable.
Chu Feng could only say," Little Miss, what you said is reasonable. It's my fault. Little Miss, please repeat it from the beginning. I will definitely listen attentively and not dare to be distracted."”
Seeing that Chu Feng wasn't angry, Little Shu didn't flare up and could only turn around and leave with a snort.
Chu Feng couldn't help but smile.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Shu suddenly turned around and glared at Chu Feng.
Chu Feng quickly put away his smile and said,"The little girl's storytelling is brilliant and interesting.”
"Bah! I haven't even started talking about it. How can it be brilliant and interesting?”
"Aiyo? So it hadn't started yet? I remembered wrongly. I'm old and muddle-headed.”Chu Feng imitated the Old Man of Heavenly Secrets 'tone, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Little Shu was angry, hateful, and helpless. She returned to her grandfather's side in a huff and tugged at the old man's long beard with one hand. As she tugged, she acted coquettishly."Grandpa, I'm really unlucky today. I bumped into a detestable silly kid. It's really infuriating! We shouldn't be divining our fortunes. Just look at this kid and get angry!”
"Aiyo, okay, okay, stop talking nonsense.”The Elder of Heavenly Secrets begged for mercy.
Little Shu took out a tray and walked around the crowd.""Everyone, please do me a favor and give me some money. The goods in the business world are like a wheel, the officials are promoted step by step, the farmers have a bumper harvest, and those who take the exam are nominated…"
Everyone was very happy to take out a copper coin, or one, or two, and throw them into the tray.
Chu Feng said to the small monk,"Little Master, I was playful just now and knocked you. Please don't mind."”
The young monk put his palms together and said," Amitabha. Everything comes from fate. Today, you knocked on my door, and that was the fate between you and me." However, could you be gentler the next time you hit me?”
Chu Feng found this little monk more and more interesting, so he asked,"
"Little Master, are you a Shaolin disciple?”
"That's right. My Dharma name is Wujie."
" Wujie? I think I've heard this name somewhere before…"
Chu Feng felt that this name sounded a little familiar, but he couldn't recall it for a moment. So it turned out that when the little storyteller was telling the story, he had mentioned Wujie's name, but he didn't pay attention to it.
Chu Feng laughed." I heard that Tang Sanzang has a disciple called Bajie. Your name is Wujie. It seems that your cultivation is much higher than Bajie's."”
"Amitabha. No precepts, no precepts, no precepts. Everything depends on fate.”
"Wonderful, you're indeed an expert! Since ancient times, all the martial arts in the world originated from Shaolin.”
"Amitabha, practicing martial arts is just to strengthen one's body.”
"That might not be the case. Just now, I was playing around and knocked you. Didn't you use the Iron Head Technique to withstand it?”
"Benefactor, you must be an open-minded person," Wujie said with a smile.”
"Oh?"
"Only open-minded people are playful.”
Chu Feng smiled and said,"Then Little Master is also an open-minded person."”
"Oh?"
"Because little master is also playful."
The two of them looked at each other and smiled.
Wujie said,"In that case, I have broken the precepts and become greedy. Amitabha."”
"Hey, didn't you say that everything is up to fate? When did you break the precepts? Moreover, Buddhism is empty, so why are you so persistent?”
"Amitabha, so I can't see as clearly as you. Good, good!”
As he was speaking, Little Shu came to Chu Feng's side with a tray and shouted,"
"Silly boy, pay up!"
"Are you calling me?" Chu Feng asked.
"That's right, you're the one I called silly boy!”
"Young Lady is mistaken. My surname is not Silly, and my name is not Little Boy. Young Lady probably has the wrong person.”
The people around him laughed.
"You're the one I call a silly kid, and you're the silly kid!" Little Shu said angrily.”
Chu Feng only shrugged his shoulders and remained silent.
"Hey, silly boy, don't you want to pay after listening to the book?”Little Shu pressed the tray against his chest.
"Didn't you say that you don't have money?" Chu Feng laughed."I'll give you a high five now."”As he spoke, he clapped his hands.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Who wants you to clap your hands? I want you to pay!" Xiao Shu said angrily.”
"Why?"
"Who told you not to listen to my story!"
"Since I didn't listen to your story, then I don't have to pay!”Chu Feng wanted to anger this unreasonable little girl.
Little Shu was angry and angry, and was about to flare up when Wujie took out two copper coins and placed them on the plate."
"Amitabha. The Buddha said to stop moaning and stop being angry. This benefactor's reward will be given to this little monk.”
Everyone found it funny again. How could there be a monk who would pay for someone? It was really strange.
Little Shu snorted and walked away.
Wujie said to Chu Feng,"This little monk has some matters to attend to, so I'll take my leave first."”
"As the old saying goes, courtesy should be reciprocated." Since little master is paying for my book, I'll pay for this vegetarian meal.”
"Then this little monk thanks benefactor and bids farewell.”
"Please!"
Little Shu saw Wujie suddenly go downstairs and walked in front of Chu Feng, glaring at him,""Silly boy, why did you chase that little monk away?”
Chu Feng replied,"The little monk said that he was afraid that you would knock his bald head again, so he left in a hurry."”
"Nonsense, I knocked him to help him become a Buddha, why would he be afraid?”
"That's hard to say. I heard that the Elysian World is only a thin line away from the Infinite Hell. If you accidentally knock him into the Infinite Hell, then Amitabha.”
Everyone burst into laughter again.
"Nonsense!"
Little Shu returned to his grandfather's side and said," Grandfather, let's go. We'll just have to endure this silly boy's anger!"”
"Little Shu, it seems like you're always the one who provokes others…" The Elder of Heavenly Secrets chuckled.
" Grandpa…" Little Shu tugged at the old man's beard again.
"Aiyo, good, good. That kid is despicable. Let's go, let's go.”
Hence, the two of them helped each other down the stairs. Little Shu did not forget to turn around and glare at Chu Feng. Chu Feng shrugged and pretended not to see it.
Little Shu gritted his teeth as he went downstairs.""I'll teach this kid a lesson sooner or later!”
The Elder of Heavenly Secrets said,"Little Shu, why are you always targeting that kid?”
"Humph! Who asked him to not listen to my storytelling and bully me!”
"Hehe, I think you're the one bullying him.”
" Grandfather…" Little Shu tugged at the Elder of Heavenly Secrets 'beard again.
"Aiyo, okay, okay. He bullied you.”
"Hmph, this kid is despicable. I must teach him a good lesson!”
"You don't need to teach him a lesson. This silly boy is destined to have a rough life and be plagued by many calamities.”
"Really?" Little Shu's eyes widened.
"Of course, I secretly read his fortune just now!”
"Eh, Grandpa's divinations aren't very accurate.”
"Why not? Didn't you already allow it last time?”
"How? Last time, that person asked Grandpa to calculate whether his wife had given birth to a boy or a girl. You calculated that it was a boy, but in the end, it was a girl.”
"Grandpa asked you, did that person give you money after the divination?”The Elder of Heavenly Secrets asked calmly.
"Of course not."
"That's right. Grandpa calculated that he was penniless at that time, so of course he wouldn't really calculate for him.”
"Eh, Grandpa is so proud."
“……”
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