After eating and drinking their fill, they returned to the theater and began to set up. Guo Xuanlin and Yue Yunkun were arranged to appear last. Sun Yue had also considered this. The first two pairs were to take care of these old fans and old Deyun Club members. Guo Xuanlin and the others were to take care of the more than 1,000 young people.
Otherwise, if Guo Xuanlin and Yue Yunkun went on stage and the effect was too good, wouldn't it be awkward for them to go on stage later?
A good meal was not afraid of being late. It just so happened that Guo Xuanlin was also observing the level of these fellow disciples 'crosstalk skills behind the stage. He wanted to see who he could partner with in the future. Yue Yunkun was talented, so he could not always be a sidekick standing by his side. As for Sun Yue, it was hard to say. He might not be able to partner with him forever. After all, he was the captain of the second team.
It didn't matter who he was!
Guo Xuanlin was looking for a candidate who could be his partner in the future.
The venue started at 7 pm sharp. Many people came for Guo Xuanlin. Just as Sun Yue had expected, these young people did not care about the standard of the crosstalk. They were looking at the person and not listening to the crosstalk.
Therefore, none of the jokes and jokes that were thrown out on stage were laughed at. They were so bored that they were playing with their phones. Only the real crosstalk audience was listening, watching, and clapping.
This was not bad, much better than Sun Yue's worst-case scenario.
Guo Xuanlin and Yue Yunkun only went on stage after the two pairs were done!
"It's starting, it's starting."
The excited little girl below held her companion's hand tightly.
Guo Xuanlin was wearing a red coat and holding a folding fan in his hand. He walked up to the stage in a majestic manner. Yue Yunkun was still wearing a black coat and walked over with a folding fan.
"Yue Yunkun of Deyun Society"
"Guo Xuanlin of Deyun Society."
"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening!"
He had just finished his self-introduction when the applause below the stage was thunderous. Guo Xuanlin's face was slightly awkward. He had not even started, yet he was already so excited. If he really started performing, wouldn't he be soaring to the heavens?
He made a gesture to keep quiet, and the young people also kept quiet.
"Not bad. You have a sound switch on your hand?”
Yue Yunkun began to tease him according to the local conditions. Guo Xuanlin raised his hand to silence him.
"No, that's because everyone is showing respect!”
When Yue Yunkun opened his mouth again, Guo Xuanlin pretended to look as if he was stung by his breath and pointed at him."Wait, stay away from me. Can your sister-in-law take it?”
"What does it have to do with you? My wife likes it. Besides, what smell do I have?"
Guo Xuanlin flung his sleeves." Chives, garlic, cucumber and eggs, stir-fried kidney with chili, and sour salad! Yes and no!"
These were the dishes that they had ordered during the previous meal. They had actually been washed away with mouthwash a long time ago. They did not have much taste. They were just used to make the following jokes.
"Hey, are you the worm in my stomach?”
"Wrong. Actually, let me tell you, people outside call me the prince of De Yun Society.”
"Did you take it seriously?" Yue Yunkun asked.
"It doesn't matter if I take it seriously or not. The main thing is whether others take it seriously or not. Actually, what they said is wrong!"
"What's wrong? Tell me." Yue Yunkun stood straight, and his acting skills did not decline at all. Instead, he matched Guo Xuanlin very well.
"Actually, my old man had other thoughts a few years ago. He planned to open a restaurant!”
"That's good. Food is the most important thing for the people.”
Guo Xuanlin nodded and pointed at Yue Yunkun's stomach." It's really profitable, everyone."”
"Don't use me as a distraction. Tell me, what's going on with my master opening a restaurant?”
"It's a long story."
"Then make it short."
When Guo Xuanlin heard this, he opened the folding fan in his hand and fanned it again and again. He suddenly said,"Sigh, actually, if that thing back then had succeeded, I reckon that I would have been the crown prince of a generation of food and beverage tycoons.”
"You mean it didn't work out?"
"It's like this. My old man opened a restaurant and named it quickly.”
“？？？”Yue Yunkun was stunned.
"You don't understand. People have to poop when they eat grains, but many people can't poop. That's why the old man said that if you poop quickly, you'll be able to digest it well. It means that the food in our restaurant is nutritious and healthy.”Guo Xuanlin said logically.
"Alright, I won't argue with you about the name. Since you said that this restaurant is nutritious and sanitary, then with my master's appeal, wouldn't a restaurant be popular long ago?”
Guo Xuanlin shook his head and sighed bitterly." I can't bear to look back on the past. Speaking of which, I don't know who to blame. I saw that the old man opened a restaurant, so I wanted to go and support him. Look at how attractive my appearance is to young ladies. If I go, I'll just get a vote."
"I said you're fat, but you're really panting?"
Yue Yunkun had a look of disbelief. Guo Xuanlin pursed his lips and gestured to the audience below the stage.
" Guo Xuanlin loves you!!!"
"I want to eat your food."
…………
A group of people scrambled to respond. Only then did Guo Xuanlin smugly glance at Yue Yunkun.
"Fine, even if you're handsome, what's the use? Isn't the restaurant still closed down? Tell everyone how your restaurant was destroyed by you and your father.”
"Very good, you've got the main point. We can't hide our identities when we go to support him, so I'll pretend I don't know the old man. I'll go in and start ordering. When the food comes, I'll praise him."
"Sweet and delicious," Yue Yunkun continued.
"When the dishes are served, he says again,"
"Delicacy of the world!"
Guo Xuanlin used his folding fan to compare his elegant dining style to chopsticks." It's really a masterpiece!”
"Don't tell me you're being taken as an excuse by praising me like this.”
"I don't think so. At that time, I was still young and innocent. Besides, I paid for the meal, so I shouldn't be recognized.”
"And then…"
Guo Xuanlin put down his folding fan." Waiter, bill."
"Not bad, then…"
Guo Xuanlin used his hand to slap his face. In fact, he was faster. He slapped his other palm to imitate the situation of being slapped.
At this moment, he imitated Old Guo's imposing manner." Are you the one who called me 'Xiao Er'?”
"Oh my god, what about you?”Yue Yunkun's classic expression of biting his hand in shock appeared.
Guo Xuanlin covered his face with his right hand and started again."Waiter, bill!"
Before he could even make a move, Yue Yunkun, who weighed over 200 pounds, instantly jumped in front of Guo Xuanlin like a wild boar out of a cage and slapped him on the face.
Of course, they didn't really fight, but the two of them acted so seriously that the people below were overjoyed.
"Did you call the waiter?" Yue Yunkun also pretended to be Old Guo and spoke.
Guo Xuanlin covered his face with both hands and picked up the folding fan in his mouth. He handed it to Yue Yunkun like money and then faced the audience." Dad, here's your money for dinner!”
The entire hall burst into laughter. Sun Yue and the others backstage were also overjoyed.
This joke segment was indeed good. It was probably newly written. Sun Yue couldn't help but nod his head. Although this joke segment wasn't very classic, it was already good enough to make the audience laugh. Those old men and women who listened to the crosstalk were also amused.
"So how did the restaurant close down?"
"Isn't it obvious? If the customers don't pay, the restaurant will collapse.”
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