When the two of them talked about school, the people below the stage also recalled their happy youth.
"What do you think appeared the most in the books and questions in elementary school?" Guo Xuanlin suddenly asked.”
"What is it? How would I know? There are so many top students here, and you just have to ask a primary school question?”
Yue Yunkun turned the tables on Guo Xuanlin.
"Senior Brother, it's not like you don't know. With our academic qualifications, we can only go up to junior high school, so we can only say something that we can still remember.”
"Alright, then tell me what happens the most in this elementary school?”
The young men and women below were also thinking about it.
Guo Xuanlin opened his folding fan and answered easily,"Little Ming!"
"Why? Can't it be Little Red and Little Li?”
"Then I don't care!" Guo Xuanlin said with a look of self-denial.
Yue Yunkun didn't know what to do with him either." Alright then, we'll do as you say, Little Ming Duo.”
"You don't know this. When I was in primary school, I had a headache when it came to exam papers and homework.”
"How can you be reasonable if you're ignorant and incompetent?" Yue Yunkun said angrily.
Guo Xuanlin quickly explained," Listen to me. Don't you think it's strange? In the textbooks, Xiao Ming is the only one asking questions every day. He doesn't need us to do the things he buys for him. He even needs us to calculate the area of a swimming pool. Moreover, he bothers us with everything. Tell me, why is he here?!”
"This…this is just a question. Why are you so serious?”
"That's right. It's just a question. Why is he so serious? If I don't help him solve it, why did he give me a zero on the test paper?”
Guo Xuanlin's twisted logic resonated with the young people who had experienced such situations.
"So what do you think Little Ming is?"
"It's a bar spirit!" Guo Xuanlin answered firmly.
Yue Yunkun smiled disdainfully. Guo Xuanlin looked at his expression and took two steps forward first. He glared at him and said,"You don't believe me?"
"Um…"
"Alright, let's spar!"
Yue Yunkun rolled up his sleeves after he finished speaking. The 200-plus kilograms looked dangerous. Guo Xuanlin took two steps back."Wait, we're civilized people.”
"Then what are you talking about? Why don't I understand?”
"There's a saying that a gentleman uses his mouth and not his hands. We're just using our mouths. I won't take advantage of you this time. I'll let you be the teacher and I'll play Little Ming, okay?”
Yue Yunkun's eyebrows were vertical, and his eyes were so small that they were almost invisible.
"Are you that kind?"
"You're so kind-hearted. If you don't believe me, I'll be your teacher and you'll be Little Ming.”Guo Xuanlin seemed to really want to switch roles, so busy that Yue Yunkun hurriedly agreed.
"Okay, I'm a teacher now.”
"Hello, teacher…your belly is so big!”
"Cough, cough, cough ~ You can't attack a person's body. Since I'm a teacher, I have to test you.”
Guo Xuanlin nodded 'obediently.'
"I'm teaching Chinese now. Let me test you. Please use one sentence to describe your anger when you can't find someone."
Yue Yunkun clasped his hands behind his back and waited for Guo Xuanlin to continue.
"Bastard, where did you go!"
"Wait, wait, pay attention to your manners. There are so many people.”Yue Yunkun smiled and apologized to everyone.
"Start again!"
"Turtle, where are you?"
Yue Yunkun was so angry that he took a step back on the spot, while Guo Xuanlin was at ease.
The audience immediately understood, because Guo Xuanlin had called out from the beginning that Little Ming was a troublemaker, so all the answers were naturally not good.
"I'm now a political and economic teacher. I'll give you a question: If you have money, what can you change?”
Yue Yunkun had a smug look on his face, as if he was saying,"You can't scold people in a roundabout way now, right?"
"I don't need to listen to your nonsense."
" Cough, cough, cough." Yue Yunkun coughed violently. He was so angry that his head became bigger. Everyone was amused by their bickering.
"Teacher, are you alright?" Guo Xuanlin pretended to be harmless.
"I'm a physical education teacher, I…"
Before Yue Yunkun could finish speaking, Guo Xuanlin immediately held his stomach and said,"Teacher, I suddenly have a stomachache. I don't feel well and want to ask for leave.”
"Leave? Go to the infirmary now and find a doctor to write a certificate for you.”
"Aiya ~"
Guo Xuanlin touched his forehead with his other hand. Yue Yunkun asked again,"Where does it hurt again?"
"Headache!"
"Didn't you have a stomachache just now?”
"No, I can't think of a way to get a doctor to issue a certificate.”
Guo Xuanlin carried out the characteristics of the bar spirit to the end.
Yue Yunkun covered his forehead and continued to fight."Now that I'm a math teacher, I'll ask you a simple question. How long does it take to steam three buns if it takes three minutes to steam one?”
"Nine minutes," Guo Xuanlin replied without hesitation.
Everyone laughed. It was obviously just a very simple common sense.
"Did you see that? Your ignorance has made the audience laugh. Isn't it still three minutes to steam three steamed buns together?”
Guo Xuanlin did not blush in shame at all. He asked in a dignified manner,"Then I'll ask you, teacher!"
"Alright, let me see what you can say."
"If you eat one steamed bun for a minute, what about the 30 steamed buns?”
Yue Yunkun replied confidently," Thirty minutes. I'm not asking about steamed buns. Do you think I'm as stupid as you?"”
"Ha, you ate 30 steamed buns in 30 minutes without stopping.”
When Guo Xuanlin said this, Yue Yunkun seemed to really choke from what he said. His face turned red from holding it in.
" Lastly, let's talk about social issues. For example, the two of us met a robber on the road. The robber was holding a knife. As a teacher, I ran out and he wanted to stab me…"
Guo Xuanlin immediately interrupted and used his fan as a knife to poke Yue Yunpeng's belly."Sh * t, there's no blood. Too much fat?"
"F * ck you. You're the one with the thick fat. This knife will leave a hole in anyone. What do you think you should do at this time?”
"I think we should analyze the specific problem and distinguish whether it was stabbed or not!”Guo Xuanlin stroked his chin as if he had thought it through carefully.
Yue Yunkun continued,"What if I can't stab you?”
"Give the robber a bottle of Mai Dong!" Guo Xuanlin replied.”
It was the name of a type of energy drink. Almost everyone had seen its advertising slogan on television.
"Why?"
" I'm not in the right state at the critical moment. Use a bottle of Mai Dong to adjust it."
"Good fellow, you can't wait for me to die.”Yue Yunkun's face was twisted with anger.
He gritted his teeth and asked," What if I hit the target?”
Guo Xuanlin beamed with joy." This is even simpler. Give the robbers a piece of Xuanmai chewing gum.”
"And why?"
"I can't stop at all!"
"I'll go to hell with you."
Yue Yunkun pushed Guo Xuanlin away. This joke ended here, and it was greeted with applause.
There was also something interesting about these little jokes. Although the old crosstalk fans were calm, the youngsters were laughing so hard that they were rolling back and forth. This was the difference between the times. The way they amused themselves was still different from the younger generation.
Fortunately, Guo Xuanlin and Yue Yunkun were equally experienced. They would not forget to talk about the classics when they talked about new jokes, which could be considered as some comfort to these old people.
(This kid says this every day. Actually, I know that everyone is probably annoyed, but there's really no other way. Just like what was written in the previous book, if you don't want others to fight for it, you can't be Buddhist. I hope everyone can forgive you.) I worked hard to stock up my drafts until six or seven o'clock in the evening. I'll start posting today's chapters. Please take care of me.）
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