There were a lot of people below the stage, but the spotlight only belonged to the stage. The lights below the stage could not be turned on, or else the main and secondary would be reversed, and it would be easy for the audience to not see the performance on the stage clearly.
There was no applause or cheers. The entire venue was silent.
Yue Yunkun frowned. His chubby fingers were clenched tightly.
Guo Xuanlin, on the other hand, had a relaxed expression and did not take the reactions below the stage seriously at all. Those busybodies probably had an agreement not to give any reactions, and the uncles and aunties probably did not react because they had not even performed yet. Why were they clapping?
After all, he wasn't Old Guo. He shouldn't think of rising to the top just because he wasn't famous!
Take it slow!
Guo Xuanlin was the main character in this scene, while Yue Yunkun, who was behind him, became the main character. This senior brother was good in every way, but he trembled when he saw the camera.
"Everyone, this little brother and our senior brother have just arrived. It's very quiet down here.”
"Isn't that just nice?" Yue Yunkun continued.
Onstage, it was like bickering with each other. The funny guy knew how to shake the joke, and the supporting guy also knew how to answer. This tested the level and tacit understanding of the two.
"But after thinking about it carefully, the elders below have seen great storms."
"Isn't that so?"
Guo Xuanlin frowned and pinched his chin. He stared at the black seats like a shrewd little rich man and said,"If the young and strong young men here can't even fart, then there's a problem.”
"What question?" Yue Yunkun continued.
"I went to the hospital a while ago."
"Are you sick?"
Guo Xuanlin immediately swept his sleeve over, and Yue Yunkun dodged at the right time.
"F * ck you. We're visiting our elders. There are rows of small stools in the corridor outside the hospital. You don't look very smart ~" Guo Xuanlin pointed his finger at Yue Yunkun's face.
The old man below cracked open his mouth and laughed. This kind of analogy of 'mocking' looks was very vulgar, but the art of crosstalk was to act ugly on stage to make fun of others.
"Great Vulgar" could be "Elegant"!
Guo Xuanlin raised his eyebrows and used the knowledge he had learned from crosstalk. Although his acting skills were rusty, at least the foreshadowing just now had made people immerse themselves in the situation. The more he acted, the more dramatic it became.
"That guy is so energetic."
"What's there to be proud of in the hospital?" Yue Yunkun pretended to be puzzled.
"That's right. I didn't ask that old man. I went up to him and asked politely, what is this brother's job?”
As he spoke, Guo Xuanlin acted as the big brother and spoke in a shrill voice,"It's not high. The hospital's security guards just came back from patrolling!”
"Ha, he understood 'high' as this meaning."
"Sigh, listen to me. I said that it was tough for Big Brother to patrol. He came back with such a smug look. Did he catch a thief?”
"What did he say?"
Guo Xuanlin looked down from the corner of his eyes. Those who were listening attentively were fascinated, while those who were nitpicking were still putting on airs.
Now, he knew what to do.
"You don't know, brother. I've been a security guard for so long and I've never been so impressive before. The head nurse of the hospital asked me to patrol a place, and she was so scared that she trembled. As a glorious security guard, I was duty-bound to comfort her with my broad arms!”
"Isn't this acting like a hooligan?"
Yue Yunpeng's supporting role was just right. Another burst of laughter came from below the stage. Although it was small, it was not as awkward as before.
Guo Xuanlin was also getting better." Big Brother, you're so bold. I just don't know where you went to show off.”
He was playing the role of the security guard, looking extremely arrogant, and his hands were behind his back.
" I can't see clearly. Anyway, we'll go in with a stick and knock loudly on the door. No one is opening the door. I'm really angry now. I'll kick the door open." Guo Xuanlin took the opportunity to kick the door open and picked up the folding fan in his hand like a stick.
"Which kid made the head nurse unhappy? If you have the ability, say something and stand up like a man!”
Guo Xuanlin pointed at the group of spectators who were idling around and watching the show.
"It's completely silent here. I think those bastards are all gutless. They were so proud of themselves and even farted before leaving. No one said anything. It's just that it's too cold inside. It's so hot in the summer that I almost froze.”
"Isn't that stupid? That's the morgue!”
Guo Xuanlin was only happy when he scolded this bunch of people ruthlessly during his crosstalk.
In his eyes, this bunch of people who were looking for trouble were worse than a dead person.
The uncles and aunties applauded to encourage the two juniors who were performing hard on the stage. As for the expressions of the others, it was none of his business.
Since he didn't want to open his mouth or show his support, he would obediently be a 'dead man'!
The atmosphere at the scene was livelier. It was time for the two of them to perform some unique skills. They would perform a few lines of crosstalk, and the lyrics would allow Yue Yunkun to perform. Guo Xuanlin's basic skills were still incomplete.
After a round, Chang Yue's speaking skills were really impeccable, and his acting skills were also passable. This kind of small theater did not require you to have all kinds of martial arts skills. It was enough to see that the people who were really listening were already engrossed in listening, and the rest of the clowns were ignored.
The last part of the story was,"Do you know the Four Great Classics?”
"Who in China doesn't know?"
"Then who do you like the most?" Guo Xuanlin threw out a topic. There was basically no need to ask. Yue Yunkun just had to act like an ordinary person." Sun Wukong, the Seventy-two Transformations to Subduing Demons and Slaying Demons!”
Guo Xuanlin was the one who led Yue Yunkun into the ditch step by step.
"The Journey to the West always says that it violates the heavenly rules. Do you know that there are ten great precepts in the heavenly rules?”
"I don't know. Please teach me!”Yue Yunkun cupped his hands respectfully.
"First, don't descend to the mortal world without permission. Second, don't fall in love. The three precepts are not to bring disaster to the world. The four precepts are not to offend the monarch and make trouble. The five precepts are not to be moved by worldly thoughts. The Six Abstinences must not reveal the secrets of heaven. Seven Abstinences, don't act recklessly…"
Guo Xuanlin revealed all of this as if he was reciting his family's treasures, and then he paused at the seventh ring.
Everyone was also listening enthusiastically. Yue Yunkun showed an exasperated expression." Why didn't you say anything? Your words are half-baked!”
"Brother, I told you so much, should I call you master?”
"You want to take advantage of me?" Yue Yunkun shook his head.
"Then don't listen!" Guo Xuanlin pretended to turn his back and did not intend to say anything.
"Say something!" A young voice came from below, and then the old men and women joined in.
Interacting with the audience was also very important. Yue Yunkun pretended to be wronged and admitted defeat."Alright, as long as you continue to speak and satisfy us guests, there's no harm in calling you master.”
"Alright, when I start talking about Bajie, call me master. Do you understand?”
Yue Yunkun nodded in a daze.
Guo Xuanlin's voice was bright and loud,"Bajie!"
"Master!"
"Bajie!"
"Master!"
"Yes, Bajie."
"Master…that's not right. F * ck you, you're Bajie!”
The two of them turned around and saluted the audience. The applause from the old people below was not bad at all. It was enough to hear the clapping in the small theater of 200 people.
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