I, started to choose my life

"Option one, buy a piece of pork and sprinkle salt on it.

He cut a slit and put in a coin.

He would leave it in the toilet for seven days and take it out on the eighth day!”

"When will you be able to keep a straight face and lick it with a smile?

Reward:

A 45-year-old rich woman with a net worth of 10 billion and an empty and lonely life!”

If you are not satisfied, the author will solemnly promise to give you two catties of oranges for free!