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"666, why didn't I think of that?”

"Is this a riddle? Why do I feel like this is a brain teaser?”

"No, Jiang Xia is wrong. He is a Tang Dynasty poet, which means that he is very old and very weak. He wears glasses, which means that his body is weak and needs to eat kun to nourish his body. Therefore, his name is Caixu Kun!”

"F * ck! The elder brother above is right! This answer is better than Jiang Xia's!"

"Awesome. If Tang Chao had an online friend, how could there be only 300 Tang poems?”

“……”

After completing the mission on this floor, Jiang Xia and Fatty Di began to search for an exit to enter the next floor.

However, coincidentally, they bumped into Little Mianyang, Zhang Wanxing, Little Yueyue, and Yi Xi.

The three of them stood in front of a door, frowning and discussing from time to time.

" Brother Xia!" Yi Xi's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Xia and Fatty Di. He shouted excitedly," Brother Xia, come and help us!"”

"Let's go and see what they're doing.”Jiang Xia brought Fatty Di to them.

Only then did he realize that there was a couplet pasted at the door surrounded by the three of them. However, only the first half was pasted, and there was no second half.

There was a table beside the door, and on it was a brush, ink, paper, and inkstone.

It was obvious that the task here was to match the couplet and then write it out and paste it on it.

"Brother Xia, although my calligraphy is good and I can write it, this couplet is a little difficult. The three of us thought for a long time but couldn't think of anything.”Yi Qianxi smiled bitterly.

Yi Xi had been practicing calligraphy since he was young. He had even participated in a national calligraphy competition, but couplets were not his forte.

Little Yueyue added,"If you asked me to write crosstalk, I would definitely be able to do it too."”

Zhang Wanxing was not to be outdone.”

Jiang Xia smiled and teased," Look, it's just one monk carrying water to drink, two monks carrying water to drink, and three monks without water to drink."”

The three of them lowered their heads and smiled embarrassedly.

Jiang Xia shook his head and looked up at the first half of the couplet.

"South Tong Province, North Tong Province, and South Tong Province connect to North and South.”

The first half of the couplet was indeed very difficult. It had once become an absolute in history.

Little Yueyue said gloomily," I just matched a male student and a female student. The male and female students had a male and female student. In the end, the old man in charge of the review said that I was an insult to my manners and refused to let me pass. He even ran away in anger. I clearly matched them very neatly.”

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to discuss intensely.

"I actually think what Little Yueyue said makes sense.”

"Men against men, women against North, students against Tongzhou, I don't think there's anything wrong with that!”

"Bullsh * t, there's nothing wrong with it. According to the word comparison, it should be male students and female students. Male and female students learn male and female, but what the hell does this mean?”

"Then it's better to be right. Male netizens, female netizens, male and female netizens, male and female netizens.”

"There's a traffic jam up and down.”

"F * ck, the average number of pairs in the live broadcast room is Dr. Zi!”

" I'm trembling after graduating from primary school!"

“……”

Puchi...

Fatty Di couldn't help but laugh out loud. Little Yueyue's couplet was too funny.

Jiang Xia's mouth twitched. If it were him, he would have run away in anger.

Couplets weren't just about the upper and lower parts. The parts of speech, structure, and rhythm also had to correspond. Most of the so-called second couplets on the internet didn't match.

At this moment, Jiang Xia called out to Qian Xi." Yi Xi, get ready to start writing. Let's see how your Brother Xia will respond."”

"Okay, Brother Xia."

Jiang Xia pondered for a moment and said loudly,"

"East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop!”

Yi Xi's eyes lit up. His brush was like a swimming dragon as he quickly wrote the second line.

"Brother Xia, your couplet is so well matched that it will definitely pass.”Yi Xi said in surprise.

"Aiyo, why didn't I think of that? Jiang Xia, you're the best!”Zhang Yixing gave Jiang Xia a thumbs up.

"It's about the same as what I just did.”Little Yueyue pursed his lips, his face unconvinced.

Fatty Di was completely convinced by now. He looked at Jiang Xia with admiration.

"Eh, why is Fatty Di looking at Jiang Xia with such a strange expression?”

"From my experience as a girl, Fatty Di seems to have taken a fancy to Jiang Xia.”

"Wow, is this a show of affection?"

"There's no justice! Why is Jiangxia so popular with female celebrities?”

" Brother Xia is handsome!"

“……”

Yi Xi and the other two had to wait for the old man to come back for the review, so Jiang Xia and Fatty Di left first.

After two floors, Jiang Xia also discovered some patterns in the program team's checkpoints.

The first floor tested one's physical skills.

The second floor tested human knowledge.

It seemed that every level tested the ability and character that one should have on the path of pursuing dreams.

On the third floor, Jiang Xia and Fatty Di found a task point in a huge and messy warehouse. There was a card on the task point.

"Clean up the warehouse and you'll pass.”

Jiang Xia looked at the huge warehouse that was more than a hundred square meters in size and exchanged glances with Fatty Di. Both of them smiled bitterly at the same time.

"Fatty Di, I'll do the rough work. You can rest at the side.”Jiang Xia suggested.

Fatty Di shook his head like a rattle-drum." No, we are teammates. How can I let you do it alone?" Let's go together."

Fatty Di revealed a bright smile, which was very beautiful.

Jiang Xia's breathing stopped for a moment before he nodded in agreement." Alright then. You'll be in charge of the small things. I'll be in charge of the big ones."”

"Understood!" Fatty Deeny replied playfully.

Half an hour later, the warehouse was finally cleaned up by the two of them.

Fatty Deeny was already drenched in sweat. Jiang Xia saw him and took out a tissue to wipe his sweat.

"Thank you." Fatty Di smiled.

She had to admit that she had a good impression of the gentleman in Jiangxia.

……

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