In front of the village.
The players crowded together and looked at the village.
The gate of the stronghold was tightly locked, and there were already archers with bows and arrows, ready for battle.
A burly man holding a steel knife and wearing a felt hat glared at the players outside.
The atmosphere!
It was a little strange.
Master Kang couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He glanced at the archers around him and said in a low voice,""Hey, Dog-headed Military Advisor, what should we do now? Just this amount of troops was not enough to fill the gaps between the other party's teeth.”
"President, you haven't eaten pork before, but you've seen pigs run?”
Zhao Xiaogang took a deep breath and whispered,""According to the normal rhythm, we should be cursing at them now. The more we curse at these bandits, the more they will come out and destroy us.”
"Cursing?"
Master Kang nodded with interest."Xiao Dao, your defense is high. Go out and scold him fiercely, especially scolding his ancestors.”
Unsheathing his sword seemed to be in a difficult position." President, I wasn't a keyboard warrior in civilized games. I really can't show off my scolding skills. Why don't you change someone else?"”
Master Kang: You don't even know how to curse, what else can you do?”
The knife was unsheathed.
"It's just scolding people. What's so difficult about it?”
One of the players stepped forward and pointed at the mountain bandits in the stronghold, cursing,""Listen up, you piece of sh * t, you fat pig who is as thick as a vat but not as tall as a vat. Other than your butt, you're all waist. If you have the guts, come out and I'll stab ten thousand holes in you.”
"Eh?"
"Why isn't there any reaction?"
Master Kang frowned and waved his hand."Continue scolding! Curse all of you! Don't stop!”
"Watch me!"
A broadsword soldier walked out with a saber on his shoulder."You ghost child, you look like a genetically modified perverted catfish. If you have the guts, come out and I'll chop you into pieces in a minute and braise you. Do you believe me?”
"F * ck, you're so thick-skinned. Watch me!”
Another spear thrower took a step forward and laughed maniacally."You're wearing hemp clothes and a pot lid on your head. You think you're Invincible East, but in fact, you're the second generation of idiots! F * ck your mother!"
"You're even worse. Watch me!"
A player walked out and shouted with Killer Wolf's voice,""That stupid pig in the village, listen up. You lacked calcium when you were young and lacked love when you grew up. Your grandmother didn't love you, and your uncle didn't love you. You need to be slapped on the left cheek, kicked on the right cheek, kicked by a donkey, and trampled by a pig!
It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you came out to scare people. If you ask me, you don't even use a knife to rob. You can scare people to death with just a poke!
A person will be ugly for life, but a pig will be ugly with a knife. You're wasting air when you're alive, wasting land when you're dead, and wasting money in the mountain stronghold. If you have the guts, come out. I'll help you until the end and send you to heaven!”
"Haha! This bro is awesome."
"Little vulgarities are simply awesome!"
"I'm about to laugh out loud!”
“......”
All the players were overjoyed, but the mountain bandits in the stronghold still did not react. They were like puppets, stunned.
"F * ck! Brothers, this is ancient times. Do you think they can understand your scolding?”
Zhao Xiaogang dragged his Level 18 body and took a step forward. He lowered his voice and said,""Remember, you should scold him like this!”
All the players 'eyes were focused on Zhao Xiaogang.
At this very moment!
It was as if all was silent, waiting for his vulgarities.
Zhao Xiaogang: " Listen up, you bastards in the stronghold. You occupy the mountains and rob people. If you encounter our heavenly soldiers, hurry up and surrender. Otherwise, when the city falls, I will kill you!"”
All the players were filled with disdain.
The bandit said,"You little mountain people dare to be impudent in front of me?"”
The players were shocked. It's effective!"
Zhao Xiaogang was also quite excited and continued to curse,"Thief brat, you're as timid as a mouse and as cowardly as a turtle. If you have the guts, come out and I'll chop off your head. This day next year will be your death anniversary!”
All the players were speechless.
"Bastard!" You dare to spout nonsense here after offending this king's stronghold?”
The players were dumbfounded. No way, this is okay?"
Zhao Xiaogang gave Master Kang a look, as if to say,"President, how is it?"
Master Kang waved his hand.”
Zhao Xiaogang chuckled and turned to glare at the bandit."What are you looking at? Be careful not to dig out your eyeballs and step on them like bubbles. You look like charcoal, but even so, it can't hide the fact that you're an idiot!”
“......”
Zhao Xiaogang seemed to have found the feeling. All kinds of foul language gushed out like it was free. Although the bandits did not understand some of the words, with Zhao Xiaogang's aura and expression, the lethality was off the charts!
Jun Bujian!
The mountain bandits on the city walls were about to explode. Their eyes widened like copper bells as they roared,"Bastard, this is too much. Brothers, open the city gates and follow me!”
Creak ~~~
The gate of the stronghold opened, and a large group of bandits rushed out.
Each of them held a weapon in their hands, and their eyes were bloodshot as they charged forward!
Master Kang did not hesitate." Brothers, release a wave of arrows and leave quickly!"”
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Arrows filled the air, and even spears were mixed in, instantly enveloping the bandits.
The weaker bandits fell on the spot, but they still couldn't stop the furious bandits.
"Retreat!" Master Kang quickly greeted.
"Hurry up and leave!" Zhao Xiaogang immediately ran away.
The players couldn't believe it. As they ran, they chatted.
"F * ck! The dog-headed military advisor is quite skilled."
"Sure, sure! Show off!"
"We both went through nine years of compulsory education, but why are you so outstanding? We both have lumbar discs, but why are you so outstanding?”
"Niu Pi!"
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Some readers commented that there were fewer fights between guilds.
Shroom Author explained that this part was written to draw out the general setting.
In the end, he would compare the differences between the generals and elite soldiers. This way, he could make it more concrete. Otherwise, it would not be so easy to understand.
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