The life I yearn for: I’m a stingy director
35selling watermelons

Heaven Lis

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Zhong Ming told Huang Lei very straightforwardly that he was concerned about the watermelon, not him. Huang Lei was so angry that his eyes were burning. In the end, Peng Peng was tricked and Huang Lei's face darkened.

"Brother, Director Zhong tricked you just now! Don't talk!"

Zhang Zhifeng quickly elbowed Peng Peng's arm a few times and told Peng Peng in a very low voice.

Just now, she thought that Zhong Ming's EQ was also very low. She didn't expect this guy to pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger, waiting for others to jump down before saying those words.

"Peng Peng, the more you say, the more you lose. It's best not to answer Director Zhong's words.”

Reba placed his hand on his forehead and sighed. This Director Zhong really made people speechless. He clearly had such a high EQ, so why couldn't he just go along with Huang Lei?

"Look at the shoes!"

Huang Lei took off his shoes and threw them at Zhong Ming. Did this guy know how to speak human language? If this wasn't a harmonious society, he would have beaten Zhong Ming up in the morning.

"Teacher Huang, I have some here too!"

After Peng Peng realized that he had been tricked by Zhong Ming, he was also unhappy. He was about to pick up his shoe and throw it at Zhong Ming, but he was a little afraid. If he threw it at Zhong Ming, he would be finished with his intelligence!

Hence, he directly handed his shoes to Huang Lei. After all, Huang Lei was the backbone of their team.

"Teacher Huang, give me my shoes!”

He Jiong, Reba, and Zhang Zhifeng also took off their shoes.

"I'll watch you run!"

Huang Lei, who had been boosted by ammunition, took the shoes of He Jiong and the other four and threw them at Zhong Ming.

Zhong Ming saw that the situation was not good and immediately dodged.

"Can't you hide if you can't afford to offend me?"

Zhong Ming glanced at Huang Lei and immediately walked towards the watermelon.

"Hahahaha, look at you!”

Huang Lei laughed and picked up the shoes. This was the first time he had driven Zhong Ming away, and it was simply venting his anger.

"Teacher Huang, sit!"

Peng Peng took out a few chairs in the living room, as if he was welcoming the winner. Just now, Zhong Ming dodged left and right, which made him laugh. Serves you right, Director Zhong, for tricking others every day. This time, you're going to suffer!

"Well, Peng Peng is not bad. We finally won this time!”

Huang Lei leaned back in his chair smugly and looked at Zhong Ming arrogantly. If this guy dares to trick people again in the future, I will use this trick again and embarrass him!

"Yeah, it's really not easy! It wasn't easy for me to win once."

He Jiong sat on the chair and began to enjoy the time. Previously, they were all mentally blown away by Zhong Ming's tricks. This victory was very hard to come by.

"Father Huang, this is how you deal with Director Zhong in the future!”

Zhang Zhifeng's face was full of smiles. Even though she was an obedient girl, her face also revealed a trace of excitement. This was the first time she was so relaxed, as if she could see the relaxed time in the next two months.

"Sister Zhifeng is right. If Director Zhong tries to trick us again in the future, we'll let him have a taste of our power!”

Reba raised her small fist and looked at Zhong Ming. Now, she truly felt the excitement and longing of her slave turning over to be the master.

"Teacher Huang and the others have finally turned the tables. I've been waiting for this day for a long time!”

"It seems like Director Zhong has gained some experience from dodging the shoes. That action was inexplicably cool!”

"After Teacher Huang and the others turned the tables, Director Zhong's days are not going to be good!”

The netizens sighed. Previously, Huang Lei had been tricked by Zhong Ming. Now that he had finally vented his anger, he was extremely happy.

At this time, Zhong Ming ignored them. He left just now because he had something to do, so he didn't bother with them.

"Photographer, what are you doing? Point the cameras at me!"

Zhong Ming walked to the back of the watermelons. When the cameras were all aimed at him, he first raised the watermelon that Huang Lei had picked.

"What is Director Zhong trying to do?"

Reba leaned back on the chair and looked at Zhong Ming curiously. Sometimes, she really couldn't understand Zhong Ming's intentions.

"Could it be that you're angry and want to act like you're hitting a watermelon?”

Peng Peng thought for a moment and said.

“……”

When Huang Lei and the other three heard this, they glanced at him but didn't say anything. Then, they looked in Zhong Ming's direction.

Here, other than Zhong Ming's words, Peng Peng's words were also really difficult to answer. They felt that they were not on the same channel as Peng Peng.

"Hello, everyone. I'm the director of 'The Life I'm Looking Forward To,' Zhong Ming.”

Zhong Ming gestured for the cameraman to focus on the watermelon, then he took a picture of Huang Lei's Watermelon No. 1.

"Everyone, listen to the sound of Watermelon No. 1. It's clear and loud, and the texture is shiny. It's a rare good watermelon, especially the patterns on this watermelon. It's like an abstract painting, and it has a strong artistic aura.”

Zhong Ming paused and continued,"

" At the same time, Watermelon No. 1 was picked by Teacher Huang himself. It is full of his love for life, his reverence for nature, and his painstaking efforts. Such a watermelon is simply a wonder in the watermelon world. It is a rare treasure.”

Zhong Ming put down Watermelon No. 1 and walked to the watermelon that He Jiong had picked. He raised it and patted it.

"This is Watermelon No. 21 that Teacher He picked. Everyone, listen to it. The sound is high and powerful, and the whole thing is smooth and flawless. Look at these nine patterns. They surround the melon stem like nine dragons playing with a pearl. It's peaceful and has a profound meaning.”

As he spoke, Zhong Ming's left hand shook and the watermelon fell onto his right hand. Needless to say, this watermelon was really heavy. If it wasn't for his Qilin arm, he really wouldn't have been able to catch it.

"Look at how fast this watermelon's reaction is. Before I could react, it landed steadily on my right hand. It's just like Teacher He's hosting skills. No matter what the situation is, his reaction is always so fast.”

"Hahahaha, Director Zhong, are you sure you didn't invite reinforcements from Monkey?!”

"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter. I didn't expect Director Zhong to make a watermelon sound so grand!”

" After Director Zhong's introduction, I really feel like these lines are like nine dragons playing with a pearl…"

"Watermelon: How can I not react fast? I'll shatter if it falls to the ground!"

The bullet comments were filled with amazement and laughter. No one could describe a watermelon like this!

At this moment, Zhong Ming walked to the watermelon that Reba had picked up, raised it up, and patted it.

"This is Watermelon No. 41 picked by Reba. This sound is full and round, the proportions are perfect, and the curves are well-proportioned, like a hibiscus emerging from the water. The eight patterns converge at the melon stalk, like a phoenix spreading its wings and about to fly. The air of wealth is blowing in my face. It's simply the best of the best, the queen of the best!”

Zhong Ming coughed lightly and walked to Zhang Zhifeng's watermelon. He raised the watermelon and patted it, then said,

"This is Watermelon No. 61 picked by Zhang Zhifeng. At first glance, Watermelon No. 61 looks young and tender, but from the sound of the tapping, it's full of stories. Looking at the lines again, they're neat and even, as if life's ups and downs are no longer rugged. It's a good gift."

Zhong Ming kept slapping the watermelons, introducing the meaning and meaning of these watermelons.

"This…this…what is Director Zhong doing?”

Huang Lei leaned back in his chair and looked at Zhong Ming, who was holding a watermelon in his hand. His tongue was like a lotus flower, and his saliva was flying everywhere. He was a little puzzled. Why didn't this guy look like he was defeated at all? What was he trying to do?

"Teacher Huang, why do I feel like it's not that we won, but that Director Zhong doesn't even want to give a damn about us?!”

He Jiong rubbed his eyes. Although he didn't want to think about it because this was the first time they had won a stage victory, after seeing Zhong Ming's expression, his first feeling was that Zhong Ming didn't care at all.

"I feel like we've been tricked by Director Zhong again.”

Reba and Zhang Zhifeng looked at Zhong Ming with their mouths agape. Only he could praise a watermelon to the heavens!

"Why do I feel that an ordinary watermelon is especially high-class after Director Zhong introduced it?”

Peng Peng swallowed his saliva and held back the throbbing in his heart. If Zhong Ming asked him to buy it now, he might really buy one and bring it home as a piece of art.

"What the f * ck, a phoenix spreading its wings and wanting to fly? My mind is filled with birds when I see the goddess 'watermelon! You have to compensate me for my goddess!"

"Zhang Zhifeng's watermelons are not bad. If you sell them, I'll buy them!”

"I feel like Director Zhong's words will be used as a reference by those who sell watermelons…God, I don't want to see Nine Dragons and Phoenix fighting in my head!”

"To be honest, I feel like Teacher Huang and the others have been completely ignored by Director Zhong…"

The netizens were brainwashed by Zhong Ming's introduction. The more they looked at the watermelon, the more they wanted to see it. The more they wanted to see it, the more confused they felt.

"These watermelons are all rare treasures in the world, and they were personally picked by Teacher Huang and the other five. I originally planned to sell them for 100 yuan per catty, but in order to repay the love of the audience, I've decided to sell them at the same price as the market.”

Zhong Ming's expression was sincere and emotional, as if he had suffered a great loss. He continued,

" You can take these artworks home for only six yuan per catty. If you want to buy them, please search for 'Zhong Ming's Fruit Store' directly on my treasure. You can pay for the shipping fees yourself. It's not recommended to buy them in remote areas. If they break, you won't pay for them!”

After Zhong Ming finished speaking, he instructed the staff to move all the watermelons to the living room. At this moment, the camera focused on Huang Lei and the others.

"Director Zhong, we worked so hard to pick the watermelon back, but we haven't even had a bite, and you're selling it?”

Huang Lei immediately stood up from his chair. So the victory they thought was just a temporary victory was just a fantasy they saw because of Zhong Ming's strategic shift?

He had actually been happy for so long because of this fantasy?

"Director Zhong, so you made it sound so nice just now just to sell watermelons?!”

He Jiong pointed at Zhong Ming. Why was this person's brain so unpredictable?

"Teacher Huang, here are your shoes!"

Peng Peng took off his slippers. He knew that he couldn't win against Zhong Ming, so he was prepared to use his actions to let Zhong Ming know what the love of shoes was!

"Director Zhong, if you have the ability, stand still!”

Huang Lei took Peng Peng's slipper, aimed at Zhong Ming, and threw it quickly.

"Everyone, listen up. Watermelons don't wait for people. Otherwise, Teacher Huang and the others will finish them! Don't miss it. Order quickly..."

Zhong Ming shouted softly, then turned around and ran.

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