Li Erha's life was simply a monster. If he had to use one word to describe his cultivation journey from a one-penny heavenly master to a ten-penny heavenly master, it could only be described with these four words-high energy ahead!!
Speaking of Li Erha, he was a child that his master had picked up from the unmarked graves. Back then, his master was afraid that he would not live long, so he said that a lowly name was easy to raise, so he gave him the name Li Erha.
Perhaps it was the law of nature. With such a dog name, he had actually lived through his twenty-four years.
When Erha was seven years old, his uncle went out of the Taoist temple. A beautiful young woman came to pray for a son and burn incense. One night later, the yang qi of thirteen senior brothers in the Taoist temple was stolen, and their souls were exhausted. They died without a complete corpse. He hid under the Taoist altar and hugged the Dharma of Grandpa Sanqing, avoiding the disaster.
When Erha was eight years old, the Grand Duke of the back mountain told him in his dream that he was hungry. One of his uncle-masters peeped at the stars at night and knew the secrets. However, his uncle-master knocked him unconscious with a stick. Later, his uncle-master ate him and was buried under the Nine Infants Well to fill the hole in the ground.
When Erha was eleven years old, there was a flood in Qingtian River. It rained heavily, and a small city with tens of thousands of people was at the foot of the mountain. Seeing that the flood was about to break through the dam, his grandmaster came out of seclusion. His grandmaster said that the evil dragon was rampant and could not kill the living. He held the mystic weapon, the Seven Star Sword, and forged a hundred feet of red cinnabar. He drove a light boat upstream alone and wrote the 33 Heaven Demon Conquering Empty Spell in the air. Lightning flashed above Qingtian River, and the dragon shadow fell. When the rain died, his grandmaster also died.
When Erha was 12 years old, Li Erha said frankly," Master, let me leave the temple. I'm really a jinx. I'll kill everyone."
"Master said that you are a heavenly master and the higher-ups have prepared a document for you. The heavens don't want you to live past these twelve years, so the calamity has been repeated. This is fate.
The husky asked," When will my ordeal end?"
Master looked into the distance and said," The first natal year is the year of losing your life. The second natal year is called the year of luck. You must live an ignoble existence until you are 24 years old!" Only then would he be able to display his grand ambitions! Twenty-four years later, he would be able to turn misfortune into fortune, danger into safety, and his luck would reach the peak. He might even be able to become an immortal in his dreams!
As for what happened after that, there was no such thing. When he was twelve years old, a zombie plague appeared at the foot of the mountain. Many of Erha's senior brothers and uncles went down the mountain to remove the corpses. They all died. Because of the removal of the corpses, the Corpse King's resentment exploded and came to his door. His master invited the gods into his body and guided the Grand Supreme technique. He burned his lifespan and died together with the Corpse King's general. That night, the Taoist temple was completely reduced to ruins...
The year he left the mountain, Er Ha had just reached the Celestial Master Realm. All these years, Er Ha had been living in society with difficulty. Unknowingly, he was about to turn 24 years old. His second natal year was coming! His luck was finally going to change!
Li Erha was now a glorious funeral worker and a Douyu streamer in his spare time.
Although Er Ha's name wasn't very good, he was very handsome. His six-pack abdominal muscles were like a fishman's line, and his muscles were like a horned dragon. He could break ten layers of tiles with a single punch. He could flip a house and fight with the city enforcement officers. He could dig graves and fight zombies to the death. He could play red lights, drink green wine, and sing karaoke with his brothers. He could hug a beauty and admire the moon in front of him. It could be said that he could go up to the nine heavens and catch turtles in the five seas. There was nothing that his Er Ha couldn't do!
When the husky woke up, it lay on the sofa and stared at the ceiling. The first thing that came to its mind was, what was going to be broadcasted tonight? Last time, Douyu gave me the green light. Today, I'm going to give you a big push on the front page! I can't waste this opportunity to earn money.
The husky twirled his fingers. Oh right, I still have a shift tonight. If possible, the return to the sun ceremony can be perfectly broadcasted. The effect should be good.
"Old Tie! You're awake!" At this moment, there was a knock on the door. A lazy voice came from outside the door, and a middle-aged man appeared.
The person who spoke was a slightly plump middle-aged man. His sallow face was dull and dull, and it was obvious that he had overindulged in sex. His eyebrows were filled with Yin Qi, and his cheeks were tall and thin. Before they even got close to him, they could feel a dense corpse aura.
This was Li Erha's working partner, Hu Changchun. He was a man from Northeast China, bold but cautious. When the funeral parlor hired a corpse moving worker, the owner offered a high salary of 10,000 yuan per month, which attracted many applicants. Moreover, each of them said that they were very brave. Therefore, in order to test their courage, the owner locked more than a dozen applicants in the morgue and watched ghost movies for a night. At that time, among the more than a dozen people who claimed to be brave, except Li Erha and Hu Changchun, The rest of them lay down.
As for the two of them, after sitting in a coffin in the morgue and watching ghost movies for a night, they actually discussed the female ghost cup in high spirits. Alright, after this matter was spread, the two of them were immediately hired.
The dojo master spoke. These two brats were too bold. They were promising and capable! His salary would rise, and he would become a full-time employee! A monthly salary of 15,000! He didn't say anything else. They were divided into day and night shifts. Let's do it!!
Later, Li Erha and Hu Changchun worked together for a long time. Only then did he know that Hu Changchun was not afraid of ghosts. He was just too lecherous. In the ghost film that night, the actor who played the female ghost had to admit that the quality was really high. After watching it for a whole night, he actually got aroused and forgot to be afraid. After hearing the truth, Li Erha could only smoke ten pipes and sigh. It was really a ghost.
The husky looked at Hu Changchun and waved his hand." I got it. It's time to change shifts. You can get off work!"”
"Yes!" Hu Changchun then turned around and left. He reminded," By the way, there are thirteen goods today! Remember it! Don't delay!"
"I understand." The husky got up from the sofa in high spirits, wiped its face, and washed up.
Li Erha opened the side door, which was filled with the smell of incense and candles. A portrait of the Three Pure Ones was hung on the wall. In front of the portrait, hundreds of agarwood tablets stood upright. The words on the tablets were clear, and every stroke was carved into the agarwood by fingernails.
At the head of the group, there was a message: " Heavenly Temple-Grandmaster, Bing Tiande.”
The next line read," Tongtian Temple-Sect Master, position near the spring; Tongtian Temple-Elder, the position of the wind; Elder of the Heavenly Temple, the position of Linshi…"
The next line read," Tongtian Temple-Eldest Senior Brother, Soul-Power Position; Tong Tian Temple-Second Senior Brother, Dou Ling; Heavenly Temple-Third Senior Brother, the seat of Doucheng…"
These three rows were the memorial tablets of the hundred-year-old heroes of the Heavenly Temple!
This was the fear in Li Erha's heart, the regret of the past, and the benefactor he would never forget!
Holding three sticks of incense, Li Erha bowed slowly." Grandmasters, masters, uncles, and senior brothers, the unfilial disciples of the Heaven's Reaching Temple, the Fighting God is here to see you again. In three weeks, I'll be twenty-four years old. Senior brothers and grandmasters, please bless me through the last tribulation! I will go up against the wind and kill the demons!!”
Li Erha kowtowed a few times and turned around to leave.
What? Why do you think Erha calls himself the Battle God? There were rules in the ranking of the Heavenly Temple. According to the first eight generations, the highest grandmaster was in the Bing generation. The sect leader was in the second generation, so he was in the Lin generation. Erha was in the third generation, so he was in the Dou generation. As for why Erha was named "God", it was because the day Erha was picked up from the mass grave, he had a tattoo of "God" on his back!
Er Ha, it's called Battle God!
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