The phone's light quickly dimmed, and Li Erha said to his surroundings in embarrassment," This lousy phone should be changed. It's always like this…"
The surrounding people were not too unhappy. Soon, the host and guest separated, and the banquet began.
There were only three main family members sitting in this hall. One was an old man who had just said a happy speech, one was a young man with a buzz cut, and the other was a young man who looked like Mo Jin.
There were 35 people in the remaining group. They were all Tianxuan's colleagues. They were all white-collar workers from the city. They were obviously very excited and were discussing what kind of special dishes the main family would serve them later.
Tianxuan was also very excited. She kept moving closer to the husky and said," What do you think they'll serve us?!" They are a family with 300 years of history. They must have a lot of delicious food, right? For example, bird's nest…"
On the screen of the phone, messages were scrolling. The camera of the phone was facing the outside, so naturally, Tianxuan could not see the words on it.
"XX tipped 1,000 yuan. Eat, eat your grandpa! You still want to eat bird's nest in a ghost's nest!"
"XX tipped 500 yuan. Streamer, is the person in your arms your girlfriend?”
"XX tipped 5,000 yuan. Streamer, are you really going to eat with a ghost? Oh my god!"
“……”
The husky tapped its fingers on the table as if it was bored. To outsiders, that was what it looked like.
But in fact, the husky was surprised. This table was quite thick, and its voice was deep and measured. When it gently touched the table, there was even a slight curve. Why did it feel so familiar?
The husky placed one hand under the table and probed it gently, as if it was playing mahjong.
In the rustling sound, the husky felt that it had touched some strange patterns. That's right, it was a pattern. It was the pattern of Yin characters. Only the patterns carved on the coffin wood could make the husky feel so familiar.
The husky subconsciously pushed the table away and sat on the stool. It stayed far away from the table and did not touch the table made of the coffin lid.
The coffin lid was used as a table! The cat-faced old lady! A person without a shadow! Crazy old man! 185 Curse!
Li Erha felt that things were developing in a direction that he could not control. If this was just a ghost village like Fengmen Village, it did not seem to make sense. This place was even stranger than Fengmen Village!
"Second brother!" Tianxuan looked at Er Ha, who was sitting far away." What's wrong?”
The husky shook its head." It's nothing. I just want to smoke quietly."”
"Here it comes, the first serving of tripe chicken!”
After the pork belly was cooked, the skin of the pig was unwrapped and fried with three yellow chicken. Then, the pork belly was put together. In such a dish, the chicken was lean and the pork was fat. The tripe chicken combined their advantages. The lean and fat meat stuck together. It was greasy and taste-resistant. It was the most authentic dish in the Yellow Plateau!
Li Erha had eaten the tripe chicken before and knew how to make it himself. He was not interested in this dish at all. However, when the dish was served, Erha was interested!
He was not in the mood to eat, but in the mood to be surprised. Was there a problem with this dish?
The plate of tripe chicken was steaming hot and fragrant. It was wrapped in a thin layer of oil and lined with a three-yellow chicken. There was no problem with the chicken. The problem was that the thin layer of oil on the outside was not pork belly at all. It was human flesh three inches below the human belly!
Erha was a corpse transporter, so he knew the composition of the body and skin after death. Erha was a corpse burner, so he knew the smell of a corpse after it was burned.
The smell that was coming out of the belly bun chicken was completely the familiar smell of human flesh. The so-called belly bun chicken, hmph, was probably a feast of corpse meat!
"Everyone, eat quickly. Eat it while it's hot. It won't taste good if it's cold!”
The host next to them waved his hand and called for a group of people to eat. Tianxuan and the others started to eat with their chopsticks. Just as Tianxuan reached out her chopsticks to eat, Er Ha subtly flicked Tianxuan's back. Tianxuan shook her body and fainted.
" I'm sorry," the husky said." My girlfriend isn't feeling well. We'll go back and rest first."”
After saying that, the husky carried Tianxuan and left in a hurry. The group of people were busy eating and drinking. Who would care about the husky?
Walking in the cold night, the dark clouds blocked the starlight. Erha came to the corner of the south wall outside the courtyard. With a flip of his right hand, a compass appeared. The compass was divided into nine circles, the Eight Trigrams, the Seven Luminaries, the Six Paths, the Five Elements, the Four Forms, the Three Talents, and the Two Elements. Each circle was engraved with lines of divination. Holding the compass in his hand, he gently rotated it.
The husky found its way to Tianxuan. Just as it put Tianxuan down, it heard a sinister meow from behind it.
"Brat! You can't let anyone go here!"
The husky didn't turn around. It only felt a chill run down its spine. It shuddered. Its hands were shaking. It was a threat, a huge threat!
The husky suddenly raised its body. In the next moment, a cat's face appeared behind it. A furry gray rotting aura assaulted its face, and it instantly elongated several times. Its green eyes emitted a fierce light, and its huge mouth that was the size of an adult's fist bit at the husky's face...
With a flash of white light, a snow-white saber shadow broke through the loneliness of the night.
"Meow-ah!"
Amidst the screams, the husky turned around with lightning speed. It held a four-foot-long Tang sword in its hand, a Yin-Yang compass on its chest, a demon-revealing mirror on its shoulder, and a hundred treasure pouch on its back.
In front of the husky, an old woman was lying on the ground. There was a blood-red wound on her back. The knife had almost torn her into two. The next moment, the old woman's claws whistled and attacked again!
The husky shouted in a cold voice," With the Seven Stars under my feet and the Divination in my hand, thousands of ghosts and devils will not be able to invade me. The Heaven and Earth are round, and there are nine laws. Under my saber, thousands of ghosts will hide!”
On Erha's shoulders, three sets of flames shot up into the sky. The three flames were like fire stoves, burning so much that the surrounding light was distorted. Looking back at the cat-faced old lady, she rolled on the ground and fled like a cat. However, the cat-faced old lady had not left!
A meow pierced through the night sky.
The husky gripped the steel knife tightly and looked around. In the shadows of the surrounding trees, sharp cat meows sounded like the cries of a baby. They echoed continuously!
Li Erha pulled out the Demon Revealing Mirror and shouted coldly," Evil creature, have you ever tasted the Demon Revealing Mirror?!”
As soon as he said that, just as Li Erha was about to make a seal, the cat's meowing immediately stopped. The tree shadow also stopped moving, as if everything had disappeared.
The phone screen instantly went viral. The number of visitors instantly broke the red line of 600,000. Countless visitors were posting crazily.
"Host! You killed the cat-faced old lady!"
"Streamer, you're so sneaky!"
“**”
"Streamer, follow up the victory! Kill the cat-faced old lady!"
“……”
The husky drew a circle around Tianxuan on the ground and said softly," The live broadcast has just begun!”
As soon as he said that, the sound of Beijing opera came from the south wall.
"That day, Grandpa took me to watch Beijing opera. I saw a lot of big faces on the stage, red, white, yellow, green, and blue. Grinning and staring
Singing and shouting, wayayaya, like thunder
The chatter is ringing in my ears
The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the imperial horse
The red-faced Guan Yu fought in Changsha
Yellow-faced Dian Wei
Cao Cao with a pale face
The black-faced Zhang Fei shouted…
On the south wall, eerie scenes appeared like old movies. Under the south wall, there were many shadowy figures. They sat there and seemed to be enjoying the show.
Erha saw it, and so did the 600,000 tourists!
"Host! A ghost market? Oh my god!"
"Streamer, slow down. I heard from some Taoist priests that if you encounter a ghost market, you have to leave carefully. If the ghosts discover that you're a human, you're dead!”
“……”
The husky said in a deep voice," Everyone, have you ever watched a movie with a ghost?”
"What?"
"Streamer, don't tell me you want to watch a ghost show!”
"Streamer, you almost ate a corpse meal just now, and now you're here to watch a ghost show. Your taste is really f * cking heavy!”
“……”
Li Erha shook his head, and the Tang sword in his hand disappeared. He said softly," You can't eat corpse food, but you can't miss ghost shows. Have you ever heard of a very famous show called ghost shows? Let me tell you, that's not empty talk. It's a trick. It's a very grand ghost ceremony!!”# Date:07 19 2019 3:45PM
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