It was almost noon when a ballad sounded from the bare hillside.
" Monk Po, don't talk about the Horse King Temple if you don't have money. If you pay more, it's only three yuan per trip. If you want to die quickly, conquer the Second Spear Stronghold. If you want to rob money, conquer the Flower Orchard..."
Li Erha sang a Guizhou folk song of Heshangpo and looked at Heshangpo, which looked like a grave of soup dumplings.
This place was exactly like the monk's head. It was bald and oval in shape, like an upside-down iron pot on the ground. There were no trees around it, and at the highest point of the slope, there was a grave.
This was Zhong San's tomb! Li Erha touched the compass in his hand and tilted his head to look at it.
In the entire nine provinces, regardless of north or south, east or west, all the pan-Daoist factions had a unified name-Land of End!
Standing on the bare Heshang Slope and looking down at the surroundings, it looked as if it was the only one who was supreme. In fact, this was a kind of Feng Shui that could not be any more poisonous. The top and bottom of Heshang Slope were one, and it was completely airtight.
Feng Shui, Feng Shui, it was all about going in and going out. That was called living water and living wind. That was good Feng Shui. If it was airtight, it was either a land of evil or a land of no return. There were many places of evil in this world. If it only went out and did not go in, it was a strange place!
This Heshang Slope was a place where no one could enter or leave. If anyone dared to build a house here and recuperate, they would have a rare day of peace. Bad luck would come knocking, the god of plague would be around, the god of death would be linked, and the messengers of death would be in power. There would be a bloody disaster!
If it was an evil spirit buried here, then there would be a chance. Evil spirits were not in the human world, so they could naturally spy on the evil aura of this monk, cultivate the evil body, and use the corpse to enter the evil aura. It was a bit crooked.
To make a long story short, since they had found Zhong San's tomb, Li Erha started to work.
The cell phone was set up first. On the Douyu APP, lines of text were scrolling. The first line of text was scrolling crazily.
" Hello, Battle God Streamer. I'm from a supernatural detective agency. Can you be…"
"Previous poster, get lost. A streamer earns at least a few million a month. Are you sure you can afford to support a streamer?”
" Hello, Battle God. I heard that a group of your female fans have started fighting just to meet you…"
"Brother Battle God, are we really going to tear that Zhong San apart this time? That ghost is a head taller than you! Moreover, even the sky is gloomy!"
"Brother Shen, I support you. The wedding is tomorrow, and today is your last chance. You must nip the crisis in the bud!”
"Is it a dream to earn 300 yuan a day as a part-time job on Taobao? Hurry up and join us. Contact me if you need anything…"
“……”
The husky filtered the comments and smoked a cigarette." Just watch."”
As soon as he said that, Li Erha flew away and found a few bricks. He placed the phone in a good position and then walked up the monk slope with the Hundred Treasure Purse on his back.
Zhong San's grave was very quiet. The tiles in front of the grave still carried the smell of fresh soil. The tombstone was crooked, and there were a few lines of words on it: " Villager of Great Willow Village, Tomb of Zhong San." At the back of the tombstone, there was a one-foot-wide flat hole. The hole was full of mess and some corpse skin.
Li Erha bent down and looked into the depths of the cave. This must be the corpse cave where Zhong San went to visit every day. It was noon in broad daylight, so he was probably sleeping.
Li Erha didn't care about the corpse skin. He picked up a pair of glasses, a pair of black-rimmed glasses. These were the glasses of the male graphic designer. Tsk, tsk, interesting. I thought Zhong San didn't care about eating people, but he still ate the male graphic designer.
Er Ha pulled out a stack of talismans from the Hundred Treasures Purse with his right hand and began to wave them around.
Li Erha formed a spell with his right hand, and a reddish-black Judge Brush flew out of the Hundred Treasure Purse and landed in his hand.
" Ancestral Master's Divine Brush, My Master's Divine Brush, Immortal's Divine Brush, Jade Maiden's Divine Brush, Third Master's Three Children's Divine Brush, Third Master's Three Children's Lang's Divine Brush, the brush points the spirit red light, and the evil spirits run away. First, the Divine Brush allows people to live forever. Second, the Divine Brush allows ghosts and evil to hide. Third, the Divine Brush allows wealth to flourish. The Divine Eye opens the divine light. I am under the command of the Supreme Elder. The divine weapons are as urgent as the law.”
The husky waved his hand, and the talismans danced in the air, burning like torches.
The strange thing was that the flames did not move in the air and started burning. The talismans were like torches that lit up the sky above Heshang Slope like the scorching sun.
On Douyu's APP, it was scrolling.
The number of people ranged from 300,000 to 450,000 to 600,000 to 1,000,000…
"F * ck, the streamer is going to open the coffin and fight the evil spirits!”
"I guess that ghost must have died a terrible death!”
"Not necessarily. It's cloudy now, and there's no mighty morality. That ghost is obviously quite old. I'm afraid it won't be easy to deal with.”
"What does the person above know? He's really a malicious ghost. My streamer will tear it apart for you to see!“
"That's right! What do you know? My God is handsome and capable. My Battle God is the most awesome!”
“……”
Li Erha didn't dare to waste any more time. As the talisman fire fluttered, Li Erha's right hand flew up and took out a string of Five Emperor Coins. He raised his hand and threw them out. His figure was like a pine tree shadow. He stepped on the seven stars and formed a spell in his hand." A flash of spiritual light will enter the divine embryo. The immortals, gods, Buddhas, and gods will enter the divine embryo. The sky is round and the earth is square. The divine embryo will be filled with divine qi. On a good day, the divine essence will enter the divine embryo. It will protect the disciples from disasters. The divine essence will be there. All talismans will kill ghosts and monsters. Order!"!! The divine weapon is as urgent as the law!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was an explosion in the sky. In the next moment, bam bam
Three meters in front of Li Erha, Zhong San's green stone tablet was blasted into a pile of powder, and the tomb was almost flattened!
At this moment, the floating soil on the ground of the tomb started to ripple…
Bit by bit, the ground shook. Under the gloomy sky, the cold wind howled. Li Erha's hand was steady and powerful as he slowly leaned on his right shoulder.
On the phone.
“……”
At this moment, the emergency room of the capital hospital was bustling with noise.
Old A shouted," Get the dean to come out and see me! He couldn't even get a WIFE signal right! He can go home and raise pigs!"
Old One was watching Douyu's live broadcast calmly." Stop shouting. All of us are watching. There are more than a thousand of us from the six departments and five to six hundred of you from the Monster Bureau watching the live broadcast at the same time. I think it's better to call First Movement and get a signal car!”
Old A nodded. That made sense. Then, he pulled out his phone." Xiao Zhao, hurry up and get me a car. A signal car. I want a big one. Hurry up, within three minutes!" The big show was about to begin! Oh my god, my signal is so bad that I can't even get a screen. Kid, you should be more careful. Why don't I get someone to set up a money-losing game at your place? It's always fun…"
" Grandpa, hero, great-grandpa, don't panic. I'll send ten cars over. One minute, one minute. Don't make a fortune. We admit defeat, alright…"
“……”
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