The moon this night was unusually bright! The moonlight shone on the ground, like mercury.
Li Erha closed his eyes. Li Erha's appearance was really too different from Tianxuan's!
However, that was not important. What was important was that the white dress was on Er Ha, and Er Ha was the bride!
Bang bang bang
Li Erha closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Li Erha felt a chill on his limbs. The white dress stuck to him tightly. In the next moment, a cold wind blew from the back of his head. Li Erha felt that seven or eight small hands had appeared on his body. Those hands were cold and touching his body. The feeling of goosebumps made him shudder!
"Snatching the bride!"
"Snatching the bride!"
“……”
Li Erha wanted to open his eyes immediately and throw the talisman out to destroy all directions. However, for some reason, he realized that his tongue had stiffened. He could not speak properly!
This feeling was as if his tongue had been pulled straight by someone using a pair of fire tongs! Her body involuntarily stood up slowly and stiffly. Slowly, she pushed open the door…
The husky was panicking. Damn it, did he fall into the trap this time?
'Damn it, what…what is going on? Tongue, eyes, ears, nose, mouth…all five senses are sealed. Damn it, if they are sealed, won't I be unable to even recite the mantra?'
Next, the husky felt a pair of cold arms pass through its neck. A few hands grabbed its ankles, and then, it was lifted up!!
He couldn't move, speak, hear, see, or smell!
An old woman's voice sounded.
"May the bride enter the palanquin!"
"Boohoo, let the bride enter the palanquin!”
" Old Master is married. The bride is entering the sedan chair…"
“……”
Moreover, he seemed to have been placed in a narrow wooden box! Damn it! For the first time, Li Erha felt that he had fooled himself! Was he considered to have entered a sedan chair?
If it were any other Daoist priest, once their five senses were sealed, they would probably be in despair and waiting for death. However, Li Erha would not!
Just because he couldn't say it, it didn't mean that he couldn't use his teeth. If he wanted to deal with a Taoist priest like Li Erha, who was as tough as a stone in a latrine pit, this method wasn't good enough!
Li Erha's teeth rubbed against each other, making a grinding sound. Behind his teeth, a small pill that was not eye-catching was bitten by his teeth. Some slightly spicy sticky powder was swallowed by Erha. It was the red cinnabar powder. Erha swallowed it in one gulp and suddenly opened its eyes!
A pair of green eyes and Er Ha's gloomy pupils looked around. It was a familiar narrow space. It was not a sedan chair, but a coffin!
Cinnabar was originally the nemesis of evil spirit medium, but red cinnabar was tainted with heavy human qi. Humans had qi, and ghosts feared it. Only cinnabar that had accompanied humans for ten or even twenty years and experienced human affairs could be called red cinnabar. This cinnabar was the best among cinnabar!
Back then, the grandmaster Bing Tiande could use cinnabar to subdue the evil dragon. Today, in the past twenty-four years, Li Erha had found very little cinnabar. The only thing he had was hidden in his back teeth as a life-saving straw!
After returning to normal, Li Erha didn't intend to fall out with him immediately. Instead, he let the coffin take him away.
The husky leisurely turned on his phone. He was a live streamer, so he had to have professional ethics and continue the live broadcast.
When he turned on his phone, the number of viewers was still hovering around three million in the night light mode.
"Host, host, where are you now? Why did it look like it was pitch-black everywhere!”
"Battle God, why did your eyes turn green? Wow, so cool!"
"Brother Shen, how did you do that with your eyes? It's so cool!”
“……”
Li Erha typed," Everyone, I'm in the coffin. Now, I'm going to be sent to get married as a bride.”
"Host, you're too awesome. You pretended to be a bride to deceive the groom!”
"Battle God, you're my brother. Instead of escaping from the coffin, you're calmly playing with your phone!”
" Streamer, I'll give you my knee. You can be selected as the most awesome and daring cell phone fan. You're being carried by ghosts to get married in the netherworld, and you still want to play with your cell phone…"
"I've already sung Conquer for you…"
“……”
Li Erha's eyes were filled with fear. From time to time, he would type and interact, sharing the feelings of staying in the coffin and playing with his phone.
" Everyone, the environment here is very bad. It's too small and there's no air circulation. If you don't have to, don't try it. It's the same feeling as staying in a refrigerator…"
The phone's scrolling screen was instantly filled with all kinds of compliments.
In the capital hospital, Old A's eyes widened." He's too good at messing around. This kid is about to be carried to cook! You can still play with your phone quietly?"
Old One said disdainfully," This is called being bold with great skill!”
Old A stroked his beard." Come on, it's a gloomy night, and hundreds of ghosts are out. The coffin is the sedan chair, and the mourner is the matchmaker. I want to see how bold he is, unless he has reached the two-bag realm."”
Old One sighed." There are less than 500 one-bag elders, less than 100 two-bag elders, less than 50 third-generation elders, almost no four-bag elders, rarely heard of five-bag elders, six-bag elders have become extinct, and seven-bag elders are like legends... The entire Nine Regions is in such decline. Old A, when can you break through to the three-bag realm?”
Old A shook his head and looked out of the window." I don't know. I've been in Three Bags for a long time. My lifespan is coming to an end. It's going to be difficult. Back then, the Eight-Nation Alliance stole a hundred years of national fortune from Nine Regions. Today, it's strong, but the national fortune is in a slump. It's hard to find a master. Even the Japanese God Ninja and the South Vietnamese Tame Head Master, these clowns who don't even have the face, dare to bully Nine Regions..."
Old One looked at the notebook silently and said," Don't be so emotional. You're in a coffin! Look, the coffin lid is open!"
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