On the way back, Li Erha remembered about the funeral parlor. He borrowed a phone and made a call.
"Head, I'm back."
On the other side, the funeral parlor's owner said unhappily," You little brat, you're always out for a week for no reason. Do you know that? How good our business is this week! Changchun was almost exhausted! Do you know how busy I've been this week? I've been sleeping in the morgue almost every day and don't even have the time to go home. Among the more than thirty people in the funeral parlor, you're the most carefree. Don't you feel guilty…"
The husky quickly changed the topic." Owner, did the fruit company release the crematorium?"”
"This, not yet! I'm the owner of the funeral parlor. You have to know that as a loyal fruit b * tch, ah, no, a fruit fan, I will never let that wicked East Gate appear in my funeral parlor. Even if I have to wait until the end of the world, even if I have to wait until Old Master Jos climbs out of his grave, I will wait until I get a fruit brand crematorium…"
Li Erha gave a friendly reminder." I'm afraid Old Master Joss is out of luck…"
"I'm fine!" The other end of the phone shouted," Didn't we recently have a Joss disciple called Leibs? If he sells a crematorium, I'll buy it too. After all, I support domestic products…"
The husky hung up the phone silently and silently said," Fruit watch." The excuse of the dojo master was too far-fetched. How could he make a phone into an electrical device like a crematorium?
Tianxuan leaned against the window and looked at the scenery outside the bus. The corners of Tianxuan's mouth curled up slightly." Second Brother, are you free later?”
"Hmm?" Li Erha rubbed his temples with his fingers." Speak!”
Tianxuan hugged the husky's arm and said coquettishly," Second Brother, my mother insisted that I bring a boyfriend home. Why don't you accompany me to my parents 'house again after a while?"
Li Erha said righteously," No! I almost died of exhaustion from attending a wedding with you! I'm afraid I'll lose my life next time!"
" Second Brother..." Tianxuan's voluptuous chest gently brushed past Li Erha's arm, and her slender waist wrapped around him like a snake...
When they got out of the car, Li Erha looked embarrassed. Tianxuan was like a cat who had stolen a fish. She clapped her hands and said," Second Brother, we've agreed that we'll set off soon!!”
Li Erha walked toward his own funeral parlor without looking back. After going out, he felt that the world was too dangerous. Damn it, it was safer to go back to the funeral parlor. He felt that the funeral parlor was the warmest place. The corpses there would not be like evil ghosts. The corpses there were always so quiet. Even if there was a naughty one, it would lie down with a flick of its finger. It was like the old man and Zhong San. One knew evil magic and the other was a zombie. When they jumped up, they would kill people! He had almost killed himself several times.
The funeral parlor was still as gloomy as ever. There were two old pine trees in front of the door and a row of small houses behind it. Erha was holding an empty treasure pouch, and his head was aching. He had almost lost his life after this trip, and he had used up all his energy anyway, especially the last Taiji Mantra. The magic tool had exploded. Other than the Dead Man Lamp and the Demon Revealing Mirror, he had nothing left. As for talismans, he only had a Supreme Golden Body Talisman. Damn it, the loss was too great. How much money would it take to do that? Oh right, I've been livestreaming for so long this time, so I should have quite a lot of money…
Li Erha thought about walking and pushed open the door. The room was empty and a little messy. There were a few beauty magazines on the sofa. It seemed that Hu Changchun had lived here before.
Walking past the coffee table, Li Erha brewed a cup of coffee and stuffed a few sandwiches into his stomach. He looked at a note on the coffee table. The moment he saw the note, he knew that it was written by Hu Changchun. The words were very ugly. Other than him, no one else could write such ugly words.
"Er Ha! Brother Husky! "Ya Ya, are you coming back or not? I've almost died of exhaustion these days. And the dogshit crematorium, it's already broken twice. Several times, the corpse climbed out of the fire by itself, scaring me out of my wits. I don't like working at night. Are you coming back or not? If you don't come back, the next time you burn the corpse, I might be the one pushed into the crematorium. I'm so exhausted. Oh, right, I've built that bar as a stage recently. There's a lot of water, and it's very tender. If there's a chance," I'll introduce them to you. After all, I'm an experienced driver…"
Li Erha pursed his lips. Erha was not worried about Hu Changchun at all. He was possessed, but Hu Changchun could not be possessed. This guy's life was very strange! He was like a ghost immune body. He would be scared out of his wits when something appeared. The strangest thing was that this fellow would be fine the next day. He would do whatever he wanted. As for the things that scared him, he seemed to be able to ignore them and brag…
Li Erha knew Hu Changchun's birth characters and had also subconsciously deduced his fate for Hu Changchun. Unfortunately, he did not deduce anything useful. Perhaps Erha's cultivation was not enough!
Hu Changchun's five elements were water. In professional terms, it was called the Water Jade Dragon.
Water Qiong dragon, there is a life poem written in this way.
Empty fame and position for a long time, Lu Ma when seeking not true, a piece of colorful clouds after autumn, last year's scenery for a while new.
The Life Song was based on the five elements and eight trigrams. Earth had more gold, wood had more fire, water had more wood, gold had more water, and fire had more earth. In the intangible deduction, men were respected by dragons, women were led by phoenixes, and the meaning of water and dragon was Qiong. This person would spend as much money as he had in his life. A dog's nest could not contain leftovers. Moreover, there was more water and wood. This person would wander his life and was destined not to get married or have children. This was also because he had no worries. As for his strangeness, Er Ha really could not deduce it.
After the husky finished eating and drinking, he took a bath and changed into a gray Taoist robe. He gently opened the side door, and the door of the memorial hall of the Heavenly Temple opened.
The husky had a habit of coming back to tell his senior brothers and grandmasters that he was safe every time he survived a disaster, just like this time.
Li Erha gently raised the incense stick. After lighting it, he bowed and said," Grandmaster, Master, Uncle, Senior Brother, the Battle God is here to see you.”
The husky looked at its master's memorial tablet with fear in its eyes. It seemed that it was still afraid. Only in this place did it feel like a child and not that invincible Taoist master.
Perhaps, everyone could not always be as strong as steel. Perhaps everyone had their own moments of weakness.
Li Erha's voice was soft." Master, I met an evil spirit that was very powerful. It was a hairy zombie. I was almost bitten to death by him. I was very uncomfortable. I don't like the feeling of being alone. I wanted the help of my fellow disciples. I was very, very helpless at that time. Really, Master! I felt like I was going to be bitten to death by that zombie. I almost admitted defeat. Master, what do you think…"
"Master, there's a person called the First Elder of the capital who used a very shocking divine ability. He used the Seven Clouds Cover the Moon and the Heaven Stealing Sun to instantly knock the old master to the ground, reducing his strength by almost eighty percent!”
"I have a very bad feeling. I think that the old man came to look for me. My live broadcast seems to have shocked some people in the Celestial Sect.”
"But don't worry, Master. I, Er Ha, am not a shameless person who betrays my sect! I will not work for any organization or sect! I will not yield, including the machines! I only want to be a disciple of the Heavenly Temple, and I will always be a disciple of the Heavenly Temple! I'm just a Taoist priest who lives outside the secular world.”
" I'm only two weeks away from turning twenty-four. Master, please bless me…"
“……”
After a long time, the door closed and Li Erha returned to the room. Erha's eyes were red as he walked out of the door.
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