Li Erha turned off the live broadcast and cleaned the morgue. He smoked and blew smoke rings as he sat outside the door and dialed a number.
The husky said in a deep voice," Head, our broken crematorium exploded again…"
" Aha!" The owner of the noodle shop laughed." Erha, are you alright?!"”
The husky said," I'm fine. It's just that I suggest that you spend some money to get a better crematorium. I heard that East Gate recently released a fully automatic thermal crematorium system. It's not bad. If you can…"
"Er Ha!" He tried to persuade the owner of the noodle shop," It's not like you don't know our situation. Too few people have died in society recently. Our income is meager, and our salary is almost unable to support it. As for the equipment, a crematorium costs at least a few hundred thousand, but it's a few million more. I've heard of East Gate's stuff. It's rumored to be a god of barbarians, but East Gate doesn't have a good reputation. I'm a fruit fan myself. I want to buy one when the fruit company comes out with a crematorium. So..." Don't worry about this. I guarantee that when the fruit company releases the fruit brand crematorium, I'll buy one even if I have to sell everything. I'll get someone to fix it later…"
Hearing this, the husky hung up the phone.
The husky rubbed his nose. Li Erha felt that the owner's words were nonsense. The fruit company was in the business of making mobile phones. How could they make an electrical device like a crematorium? This was clearly saying that they did not want to change the equipment. The excuse was too lame. Wait for the fruit company to produce the crematorium. What fruit powder? Ptui! Why didn't you ask Old Master Joss to climb out of his coffin and design fruits for you for 100 yuan!
Early in the morning, Hu Changchun came over to take over the shift and Er Ha left.
In the second alley east of the funeral parlor, there was a breakfast shop with a 30-year-old history. The spicy soup and tofu pudding were especially authentic, and Erha liked them very much.
The husky walked over while tugging at his phone. He was checking the income from last night's tips, but the phone showed four words: " Service suspended." The husky couldn't help but say," I'm just kidding. Why is it suspended?" Forget it. Eating is more important."
The husky passed by a newsstand and said habitually," It's the latest evening newspaper.”
The newspaper seller was a dog. That's right, a dog was selling newspapers. A large golden retriever had a bag of newspapers strung around its neck and was squatting there to sell newspapers. The golden retriever was very smart. It knew how to give the newspaper after receiving money. It also wagged its tail to express its goodwill. The only flaw was that the golden retriever did not know the price of real money. However, it was alright. In this world, five yuan of fake money was too rare.
" Woof, woof!" The golden retriever wagged its tail at the husky and bit the five yuan in the husky's hand. Then, it passed the newspaper basket around its neck to the husky.
The husky took a newspaper, and the golden retriever retracted its head. It looked at the others, and its little eyes were filled with joy.
The husky read the newspaper and walked into the fast food restaurant without looking up. He shouted," Master! Same old! One savory tofu pudding, three fried pancakes, and one serving of fennel beans.”
"Alright!" The chef hurriedly responded.
The husky sat at the side and searched the newspapers for all kinds of strange news.
What was Er Ha looking for? He was looking for a psychic.
What was a spirit medium? In the husky's opinion, whenever there was news of a strange death, there would be a soul behind it, or there would be the suspicion of a corpse murderer, and the culprit behind these strange deaths was a spirit medium!
A spirit medium could be a ghost, a corpse, a demon, or a sin!
Erha did not seek out a spirit medium purely to uphold justice. It had its own plans. The wick on Erha's Dead Man Lamp was too thin. There were only 50 types of soul-subduing hair on the glabella of people who died. If he could gather 500 strands, Erha believed that his magical power would reach a higher level. At that time, he could try to break through to the Celestial Master Realm.
The husky sat there and ate the fried pancakes. Suddenly, a light female voice came from beside him." Can you please move to the side?"”
The husky raised its head and saw a delicate and beautiful face. Her eyebrows were curved, her eyes were beautiful, and her waist was like a flowing mist. She was a professional girl who could be rated as nine out of ten.
The husky lowered its head and saw a bracelet on the girl's hand. It was a very popular Luohan bead bracelet. It was said that it was carved from Luo Han Guo.
The husky lowered its head and read the newspaper silently. It drank its tofu pudding and occasionally typed out a few small news articles.
The girl's eyes were a little strange. She held the phone and kept talking to the other side of the phone." Mom, I'm really fine. It was really an accident last time. Don't worry…"
A woman's voice came from the other end of the phone." Tianxuan! Are you still going to listen to your mother? What do you mean by an accident? Mom saw it. You were almost killed by a car! Think about how you were almost hit by a vase while walking on the road and almost hit by lightning when boiling water. Didn't your rented house turn into ruins overnight? Tianxuan, you're my only child. Stop fooling around and quickly bring a boyfriend back to live with you. I've already found a fortune-teller to read your fortune. This year, you're a willow. Your five elements and eight characters are not very popular. This year, your luck is very bad…"
"Mom!" The delicate girl bit her thin lips tightly." If you continue to be so superstitious, I'll hang up!”
As she spoke, the girl hung up the phone. She was so angry that her jade-like hands held the phone with a complicated expression.
Li Erha put down the newspaper and knocked on the table." Hey, you stepped on my foot."”
The girl quickly lowered her head. Her high heels were really stepping on the husky's feet. The girl quickly moved her feet away in embarrassment and said apologetically," I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it…"
The husky waved his hand." It's fine, it's fine."”
The girl sized up the husky in front of her carefully. The husky had a well-defined face and a burly and handsome figure. He was even more handsome than a male model. The girl's eyes were a little strange. She suddenly took out five 100 yuan notes from her pocket and said," Can you rent it to me as my boyfriend for a day? One of my colleagues is getting married. I can't go alone. They will laugh at me…"
Li Erha looked at the money on the table and then looked at the girl's delicate and slightly immature face." Sure, but I don't want money."”
"Then, what do you want?" The girl's eyes were filled with fear.
The husky pointed at the girl." I want you…"
"F * ck!" The next moment, the girl suddenly slapped Li Erha.
The husky was nimble. Its fingers were like eagle claws, easily grabbing the girl's hands. In the eyes of outsiders, their actions were like a couple flirting. No one noticed.
The husky grabbed the girl's slender waist and pulled her to his side. The girl struggled, but no matter how hard she struggled, she was no match for the husky.
"What exactly do you want to do!" The girl gritted her teeth as she looked at Li Erha, who was right in front of her.
" I want your bracelet!" said the husky calmly.”
Tianxuan's expression instantly became flustered." Why should I give it to you?”
The husky's face was extremely lazy, and the corners of his eyes were a little cold." Because that's a Yin object. Your lifespan will be shortened if you wear it!”
"Who are you lying to!" The delicate girl said," This is a gift from my best friend!”
The husky knocked on the table and shouted," Boss, the bill is ready!”
Seeing that the husky was about to leave, the delicate girl suddenly panicked. She seemed to have recalled something strange and quickly ran out of the breakfast shop. She grabbed the husky's shoulder and said," Hey, you, can you really change your luck?" Change my bad luck?"
The husky looked at the delicate girl and said seriously,"The bracelet on your hand should be called the Luo Han Guo bracelet!"”
"That's right!" Tianxuan said.
The husky continued," Ordinary Luo Han Guo bracelets are made of Luo Han Guo, but yours is different!”
Tianxuan's eyes were filled with worry." This, what is this made of?”
The husky's lips curled up." A bracelet made of 300-year-old coffin wood.”
Coffin wood? Bracelet?
Hearing this, Tianxuan's delicate body staggered. She was actually wearing a coffin yin wood bracelet. When she slept and bathed, she always wore this old yin wood bracelet. Recently, a pile of bad luck came pressing down on her. In an instant, Tianxuan could not hold on any longer. She was careless and fainted on the ground.
The husky looked at the delicate woman lying on the ground and sighed. You were so scared when you heard about a 500-year-old coffin. If you saw a 500-year-old dumpling, you would have died.
As the husky stood there, many people who were eating breakfast started to roar and gossip.
"Who is this man? How could he be so ruthless? He didn't even care when his beautiful girlfriend fell to the ground!”
"That's right! The flowers were all picked by ruffians! If this was my girlfriend, I would definitely…"
"Humph! I just saw the two of them arguing in the breakfast shop. He's also a b * stard who's defeated on the inside…"
“……”
Li Erha was a little confused. Hey, I really don't know her! However, what was the use of talking?
The husky was a wise person, so it simply wrapped its arm around Tianxuan's slender waist and carried her on its shoulder. Since everyone says she's my girlfriend, I might as well just pick her up and take her away…
Just like that, the husky picked up a stunning girlfriend…
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