He Xuan touched the back of his head. His face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He was so shameless. He was laughing happily just now, and now he turned around and hit someone. He gritted his teeth and thought to himself. He looked at the two of them hatefully and complained,
"Kill the donkey when you're done grinding!"
After thinking about it, he realized that he had already cursed himself with this term, so he changed his tone.
"Burn the bridge after crossing it!"
" Brat, what did you say??" He Jiong and Huang Lei looked at He Xuan unkindly.
" I..." He Xuan suddenly woke up. His mind was racing. He was about to find a good excuse to get away with it, or else he would be slapped again. At this moment, he said,
The phone rang!
"…I'll go answer the phone!" He Xuan dashed into the house at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
He Jiong looked at He Xuan's running back and complained,"Why are you running so fast? It's as if there's a dog chasing after you…"
“？？？”The black man from Huang Lei looked at him with question marks. He was extremely surprised.
"What's wrong, Teacher Huang? Why are you looking at me like that?？”
Huang Lei looked at He Jiong and could not help but say,"Why didn't Teacher He realize that you were so ruthless before?？At most, they would scold others, but you actually scolded yourself!”
He Jiong was stunned for a moment before he understood what Huang Lei meant. He slapped his thigh, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Alright, alright. I was stupid this time.”He turned around and saw that his sister was actually laughing secretly. He immediately said in a bad mood,
"You're still smiling? Go, answer the phone with your brother and see what the customer ordered.”
"Yes, yes, yes. Let's go together." Huang Lei echoed.
"Oh, oh." The younger sister hurriedly slipped down the awning and ran into the house while laughing.
In fact, the two of them were also trying to find a scene for their sister. After the entire afternoon's performance, the two of them could roughly tell that their brother, He Xuan, could hold the stage and create a joke. He was not afraid at all.
However, his younger sister Zi Feng's performance could only be said to be passable. It was very much in line with the image of a warm younger sister at home. However, she was too shy. Many times, she couldn't let go at all. At this time, there would naturally be fewer shots.
This was also the reason why the two of them asked their sister to answer the phone. In a sense, the scene of answering the phone would definitely appear on the camera because it would bring tomorrow's guests and dishes. It was the bridge that connected the mushroom house and the guests, and it was also the key point in the editing of the show. Logically speaking, it was also a very important part.
He Jiong and Huang Lei were both veterans of the entertainment industry. After so many years of experience, they were very clear about the twists and turns in the industry.
Huang Lei watched Zi Feng disappear from his sight and turned his head to He Jiong, sighing with emotion."Zi Feng was born to belong to the camera. Unfortunately, he's not suitable for variety shows.”
He Jiong nodded silently and continued,"Have you noticed that when Zi Feng and Little Xuan are together, they'll be more open? Although they're still a little shy, it's much better than being together with us.”
"Right, I noticed it too. Maybe it's because he doesn't have common topics with the two of us who are older. Zi Feng and Little Xuan are of the same age and can chat more easily.”Huang Lei said.
He Jiong nodded, but then shook his head." Teacher Huang, you're wrong. I'm only 18 years old, the same age as my sister.”
As he spoke, He Jiong even acted cute at Huang Lei.
Huang Lei's face was filled with black lines. Shameless, I'm clearly 18…
On the other side!
He Xuan rushed to the phone at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. He panted heavily and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead before answering the phone.
"Hello, this is Mushroom House. How can I help you?”
"I'm a guest who's going tomorrow!"
"Oh, hello, hello."
"I want to order!"
"Oh, okay, okay. What do you want to order? I'll remember it.”
"I want to eat Buddha! Jump! The wall!"
“？？？”He Xuan was a little confused. He asked tentatively,
"Brother, you mean…Buddha jumps over the wall?？？”
"Yes, Buddha Jumps Over The Wall! Recently, work had been too tight, making her body extremely tired and weak, so she came here to replenish her body.”The voice on the other end of the phone sounded a little emotional.
Are you sure you're feeling weak because you're working too hard?？Not that? He Xuan wanted to complain, but when he saw his sister coming over, he held back.
He gestured to his sister to lower her voice, then asked in disbelief,
" Did you bring your own ingredients?"
He Xuan could easily guess that Wang Zhengyu, this dog thief, would not list the ingredients of Buddha Jumps Over The Wall Soup as ordinary ingredients.
“？？？”The guest was a little stunned. He had to bring his own ingredients?？The production team didn't say anything! After a moment of silence, he laughed dryly.
"Haha, young man, you really know how to joke. I have something to do here.”
"Hello? Hello? Hello? Why don't you change it to hen soup? It was an authentic wooden hen raised at home! It's very nourishing!" He Xuan shouted a few more times unwillingly. He hung up reluctantly when he heard the beeping sound from the phone.
Looking at his sister, He Xuan rubbed her hair and said through gritted teeth,"
"Let's go and find Teacher He and Teacher Huang to uphold justice.”
“？？？”The younger sister looked adorable.
As soon as he stepped over the threshold, He Xuan shouted at the top of his voice,
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, an insensible person has come!”
Huang Lei saw He Xuan walking over with a sad face. He first slowly drank the tea in his cup, then frowned and said unhurriedly,
"Little Xuan, how many times have I told you? You have to be calm and collected when you encounter something. You have to set an example in front of your sister. Come, drink some tea and calm down before you speak.”
"Oh." He Xuan nodded, seemingly understanding. He took the newly arrived tea from Huang Lei's hand, took a sip, and exhaled a mouthful of hot air.
Hmm, it was a little hot! No wonder Teacher Huang drank so slowly!
"How is it? Have you calmed down?"
"It's quiet."
"What did the customer order?"
"I ordered 'Buddha jumps over the wall'."
" Oh, Buddha jumps over the wall, Buddha jumps over the wall is simple…Pfft…" Before he could finish, Huang Lei hurriedly spat out the tea in his mouth.
" What is it??"
"Buddha jumps over the wall."
"Hey, which insensible person actually ordered 'Buddha jumps over the wall'? Can you tell who ordered Little Xuan?？”Huang Lei rolled up his sleeves and said fiercely.
"I didn't recognize him. He's wearing a voice changer," He Xuan answered honestly. Then, he patted Huang Lei's shoulder and said earnestly,"
"Teacher Huang, you have to be calm and collected when you encounter something. You have to act like a good person in front of your sister.”
In fact, He Xuan was already smiling in his heart. A role model? Was he still a role model? He had already gotten over it. Anyway, he was not the one who made the Buddha jumps over the wall. At most, he would drag the guests to plant peanuts for a day tomorrow and see who could not hold on first!
Did he really think that his two years as a soldier were for nothing?
? He Ji, who was watching from the side, was laughing so hard that his face bloomed. He obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.
Huang Lei looked at He Xuan with a dark expression.
"If you continue to speak in this tone, believe it or not, I'll make you lose your role model in front of your sister!”
He Xuan's raised hand instantly stiffened. F * ck, why don't you find trouble with Teacher He? All you know is to bully honest people. He kept slandering her in his heart, but he laughed dryly on the surface and said indignantly,
"Teacher Huang, the guest is too insensible. He actually ordered 'Buddha jumps over the wall'! "Such a complicated process and such expensive ingredients. The guest really doesn't understand your hard work. I suggest that you let him make the Buddha jumps over the wall tomorrow. If he can't make it, destroy it!”
Huang Lei was happy this time. He nodded in satisfaction.
"That's right, that's it. Xiao Xuan, help me catch him tomorrow. Don't let him escape. I want to see who's so insensible!”
"Don't worry, Teacher Huang. Leave it to me!”He Xuan patted his chest hard, looking like a lackey.
Huang Lei entered the house with satisfaction. It was getting cold outside after dinner, so it was better to go in.
There were only three people left outside the house. He Jiong was cleaning up when his sister walked over and said with disdain,
"Brother, I despise you!"
He Xuan looked at his sister with a black face. He grabbed his hair and ruffled it, saying unhappily,"Alright, alright, quickly help Teacher He clean up the dishes.”
The three of them cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks together. After washing them, they placed the bowls and chopsticks in the right place and went into the house to sit on the kang and chat.
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