"My dear ministers, which army do you think will win the championship of this military competition?”Li Er looked at the army below and asked.
Before anyone could answer, they heard Cheng Yaojin's drum-like laughter.
"Hahaha, is there a need to ask? Of course it's our Left Leader!"
"For the sake of today's military competition, I, Old Cheng, almost lost a layer of skin from those brats!”
"Ah pui! I can't pretend that I didn't hear this! I, the Golden Guard of the Left, haven't spoken yet, and you, Commander Zuo, are nothing!”The hot-tempered Yuchi Gong immediately stood up and pointed at Cheng Yaojin.
"What? Motherf * cker! How dare you talk big like this, Old Black? I, Old Cheng, will teach you a lesson today!”Cheng Yaojin rolled up his sleeves and stared at Yuchi Gong with his eyes wide open.
That stance!
She couldn't wait to fight him immediately!
"F * ck you! Do you think I'm afraid of your three axes?”
"I will whip you until you kneel and beg for mercy!”
Yuchi Gong naturally didn't show any weakness. He leaned forward and confronted Cheng Yaojin without giving in.
The two of them stared at each other, almost sticking to each other.
Zhangsun Qiu whistled when he saw how friendly the two of them were.""Come! Give me a kiss!"
Puff--
The civil and military officials and Li Er, who were still watching the show, instantly spat out a mouthful of blood.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong, who were involved, staggered and almost kissed each other.
The two of them were so frightened that they quickly pushed each other away.
Fortunately, both of their faces were darker, so he was not sure if he could see the redness on their faces.
"Brat! Don't talk nonsense!" Li Er berated with a dark face.
That sentence just now almost choked him to death!
"Haha, at that distance just now, we were either going to fight or kiss.”
"I saw that State Duke Lu and State Duke E hadn't started a fight yet. I thought they wanted to kiss! Hahaha!"
Zhangsun Qiu couldn't help but laugh.
The others could not help but laugh.
This Fuma was really good at pranking!
Only Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong's faces were red, and they didn't even dare to look at each other.
"Qiu 'er, I heard that you've recently trained a troop. How is it? Are you confident?" Li Er asked with a smile.
He had long known about the matter of training troops with Zhangsun Qiu.
He just didn't know how he was doing.
"So-so! I don't dare to say anything else, but it shouldn't be a problem for me to beat everyone here.”Zhangsun Qiu shrugged and said casually.
Puff!
Li Er almost spat out another mouthful of duck blood curd!
Before he could open his mouth, the surrounding generals exploded!
"Bullshit!"
"Arrogant!"
"You don't know the immensity of heaven and earth!"
......
Everyone here, which one of them didn't follow Li Er from the battlefield?
Everyone had their own pride.
To them, Zhangsun Qiu's words were an insult.
All of them glared at Zhangsun Qiu.
That gaze.
It was as if she wanted to eat him up.
"Humph! You're just relying on His Majesty and the Empress's underhanded tricks. A mere child who has never been to the battlefield actually said that you want to hang and beat up the generals who have fought their way out of mountains of corpses and seas of blood? Aren't you afraid of hurting your tongue when you talk big?”
A general with dark eyes berated Zhangsun Qiu mercilessly.
"Yes! General Hou was right! Cousin, aren't your words a little too disrespectful to the generals?”A young man who looked a little like Zhangsun Qiu walked out and echoed.
This person was none other than Zhangsun Wuji's son, Zhangsun Chong.
He was also Zhangsun Qiu's cousin in name.
He had been in love with Princess Chang Le since he was young and had always dreamed of marrying her one day.
However, his cousin Zhangsun Qiu was doted on by Empress Zhangsun and had betrothed Princess Changle to him long ago.
Both of them were the nephews of Empress Zhangsun, but Zhangsun Qiu was favored.
All of this made him jealous beyond recognition.
Therefore, the two of them were cousins at any time, but their relationship had never been good.
He even tried to defame Zhangsun Qiu and ruin his image in the hearts of Li Er, Empress Zhangsun, and Chang Le.
He hoped that one day, he would be able to break the engagement between Zhangsun Qiu and Princess Chang Le.
Zhangsun Qiu had just gotten a hold of Zhangsun Chong when Zhangsun Chong jumped out to attack him.
Ding! Quest triggered: Use your absolute strength to defeat all the major armies and win the military competition. Reward: A bag of potatoes cost 1000 Salted Fish Points.
The reward for this mission was potatoes?
Wow!
I feel like I'm waving at the stewed beef with potatoes!
This was Zhangsun Qiu's favorite dish.
Unfortunately, although he did not have to worry about food and drink in this era, there was no such thing as potatoes.
So...
Even if they had money, they wouldn't be able to eat it.
With the reward of potatoes, Zhangsun Qiu suddenly felt motivated!
"Cough cough! My apologies, Generals."
Zhangsun Qiu's words instantly made everyone's expressions look better. Li Er also looked at him with relief.
There is no greater good than knowing your mistakes and being able to correct them!
However!
The next moment!
He almost spat it out again!
He heard.
An extremely arrogant sentence came out of his mouth."Actually, I'm not targeting anyone. It's just that everyone here is trash!”
As he spoke, he even gave Cheng Yaojin and the others a middle finger.
Although Cheng Yaojin and the others didn't know what Zhangsun Qiu meant by giving them the middle finger, they understood what he meant.
"F * ck! Who are you talking about? Do you want a beating?"
"That's right! Don't run, kid! If you have the ability, let's fight! I'll let you know what trash is!”
Yuchi Gong and Cheng Yaojin, who had the worst temper, immediately waved their fists and wanted to beat Zhangsun Qiu up.
Although the others were not as impulsive as the two of them, they were also furious.
"Hey, hey, hey! Uncle Cheng, Uncle Yuchi, let's talk things out. A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands!”Zhangsun Qiu hid behind Li Er.
He did not want to fight with these two hooligans.
It didn't matter if he won or lost.
"Come on! If you have the ability, don't hide behind His Majesty!"
"That's right! Didn't you say that we were trash? Why don't you dare to fight with me!"
The two of them echoed each other and almost spat on Li Eryi's face.
"Why should I fight you? Since you said that you're trash, if I win, I'll be even more trash than trash. If I lose, I'll be worse than trash!”
Puff--
Both of them vomited blood!
Where's my 40-meter machete?!
Today, he had to kill this kid!
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