The Tragic Lu Ziqiao (Free Evaluation!)!!）
(Free flowers, can I get some evaluation votes?) [Author Mushroom is writing a new chapter. Please don't give up on me…]
In the evening, everyone from Fey and Meijia came to the bar.
When he saw Yang Hao, who was still drinking at the bar, he walked over curiously.。
"Yang Hao, why are you here?"
"What do you mean why am I here? Can't I be here?”
Yang Hao rolled his eyes at the three women.
"You came here to drink in the middle of the night. Say, do you like that beauty?”
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Go away. Yang Hao is not that kind of person. Don't compare yourself to him with the mindset of a 30-year-old man.”
"Hahaha…"
Everyone burst into laughter.
"You…"
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless. Hu Yifei's words were too much.
"What are you doing here?"
Mika quickly came over and sat beside him.
"Look over there."
Yang Hao raised his eyes and gestured to them.
"Beauty, can I have a word with you?”
Lu Ziqiao pretended to have a deep expression and deliberately leaned against the bar counter to drink with a magnetic voice.
"What's the matter?"
The beautiful woman suddenly turned around, and something outrageous happened.
The woman had a man's face.
The big mole at the side of her mouth was black and had pus.
Yang Hao wasn't the only one who saw this scene. The few of them almost spat out the wine they had drunk.
Was there such a shocking man/woman in this world?
One of her fingers was still in her nostrils, digging.
It was simply a real-life version of a flower!
As the person involved, Lu Ziqiao had a hard time.
"Uh…that…it's okay, I got the wrong person.”
"Mistaken? Why did I hear you ask me if I'm free?”
The " beauty " put down her hand that was wiping her nose and wiped it dry on her body.
"Ugh…"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt a surge in his stomach, and he wanted to vomit what he had just eaten.
"What do you mean by this? Are you looking down on me?"
The beauty was unhappy.
"No, no. I might have eaten the wrong thing and my stomach is uncomfortable.”
"What? I see. My job is to do massage. Do you want to try?”
Without waiting for Lu Ziqiao to agree, the beauty punched him in the back.
"Ah!"
Screams came from within.
……
"Hahaha…"
"This kid is really lucky."
Yang Haohan was laughing the most hysterically.
When you see Lu Ziqiao's encounter, you are very envious. In fact, you are thinking in your heart, why isn't the person being beaten up yourself? You are extremely envious in your heart. You decide to chat with a beautiful woman. You receive Spirit 2, Durability 2.
Yang Hao: "!!!"
This damned system was actually so disgusting!
……
"Keng!"
Lu Ziqiao supported his almost crippled body and lay on the sofa.
"Ziqiao, I didn't expect you to even like this type. You're indeed the Casanova of our apartment.”
Yang Hao laughed as he gloated.
"It's all because of you!"
Lu Ziqiao glared at him, but he was powerless to fight back.
"Serves you right!"
Meijia had been unhappy with him for a long time, but he actually gave her the chance to see such a happy scene.
After resting for a while, Lu Ziqiao sneaked into Yang Hao's ear.
"Hey, the party this weekend has been arranged. Have you thought of a way to send the girls away?”
"Tsk, I don't care about such a small matter. You were the one who proposed the challenge.”
Yang Hao looked as if it had nothing to do with him.
"You!"
"Forget it, if the girls invited to the party this weekend are not as many as me, you can wait to take off your pants in public!”
With that, he left the bar while rubbing his aching butt.
Actually, he didn't know why this " beauty " was targeting his butt. Could it be that she was a cross-dressing boss?
Thinking of this, Yang Hao couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.
……
Just as everyone was about to leave the bar and return to the apartment to sleep, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly came back from outside.
He stopped everyone.
"Hey, hey, don't leave in a hurry. Let me ask you, what are your plans for this weekend night? Do you have no plans or are you going out to play?"
" Oh, let me see..." Zeng Xiaoxian took out his notebook and opened it.
"Oh, I want to sleep until 12 o'clock, then have lunch, take a nap, have afternoon tea, watch TV, and fall asleep.”
"Is this all you wrote in your broken diary?”
Everyone was speechless.
"I guess the old man will also write: apply a facial mask at 9 pm, wake up at 3 am to pee at night.”
Hu Yifei mocked.
" Hey, hey..." Lu Ziqiao saw that the two of them were arguing again and quickly interrupted them.
"Well, I guess you guys definitely didn't have any plans. I have a program here. Do you guys want to watch it?”
"Hmm?"
Yang Hao was curious. This guy actually found an excuse to send them away in such a short time?
"What show? Transformers?"
Lu Zhanbo, who was a straight man in science and engineering, shouted.
"Go go…"
The three women quickly boasted.
This guy was nothing but a Transformer.
"It's like this. Auntie Liu from the neighborhood committee said that she was going to hold a Pirates of the Caribbean show. It's going to be performed on stage by old grandpas and grandmas. When I asked, she gave me eight tickets.”
"Stop. It's you, not us.”
"Um…don't the old men and women here like to sing Beijing opera or square dance? Pirates of the Caribbean? Am I too inexperienced?"
Guan Gu rubbed his head and asked in confusion.
"This is good for physical and mental health. It can also be in line with international standards.”
Yang Hao said.
"Wow, Yang Hao, I didn't expect you to be such a great writer.”
Wan Yu took a sip of wine and looked over in surprise.
She thought that Yang Hao was just a polite and handsome little brother. She didn't expect him to be so cultured.
"Are you taking the literary route today?"
Hu Yifei narrowed her eyes and flirted with him.
"It's no big deal. I can speak Japanese and English easily.”
Yang Hao smiled pretentiously.
" What are you doing, Vadasi? Cool clothes, elegant butterfly…"
You think that you are a great writer just because you said a few old and wet words, but in fact, you are saying to yourself in your heart: If you know a few words, you are just an old man without luck. Therefore, you obtained Japanese Proficiency.
Yang Hao: "??"
On account of your timely rain, I won't scold you.
On the sofa.
Among everyone, only Guan Gu had a black face.
"Wow, Yang Hao, your Japanese is really so good. Why didn't I realize that you were actually this treasure boy?”
Meijia's eyes lit up as she rushed over eagerly.
"Hey, hey, hey, what the hell are you talking about?”
Lu Ziqiao finally understood. As an experienced driver, he could recite this sentence backwards.
He could not forget his teacher's earnest teachings.
"Nonsense! Yang Hao, you don't even know Japanese!"
Guan Gu stood up angrily, very dissatisfied with Yang Hao's behavior.
"Oh? Then I'll say another two sentences?"
Yang Hao raised his eyebrows. He knew that Guan Gu would definitely come forward to refute.
“みんなの
Naka-in
で
かれ彼
を
さがし探し
ています。ふと
ふりかえっ振り返っ
てみると、あの
Hitoto
はいます。”
"Nani!"
Guan Gu was shocked…
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