Eating Polar Bear Meat (!!! Please vote!
"I got it. Let's organize an event to improve the relationship between Meijia and Lu Ziqiao. That way, Meijia might realize her mistake.”Hu Yifei's mind spun. She was the embodiment of justice, and she would never allow such a thing that destroyed harmony to happen in the apartment.
"Event? Where is it?" Zeng Xiaoxian agreed with both hands. He was the head of the apartment, so he had to fully support the promotion of friendly relations between humans.
"Tonight, at the bar.”
The two of them had discussed it and decided to check on Lu Ziqiao's situation. The new green hat just now was more and more in line with his identity. He could not be provoked and could not make it through tonight.
"Yang Hao, do you want milk? I went to Teacher Zeng's place just now." Lu Ziqiao had a look of ecstasy on his face, and he was even humming green light!
"I don't want it. Your hat is really beautiful.”Yang Hao took a bite of bread. Lu Ziqiao's cuckold was definitely suitable for him.
"Oh, really? I also decided to buy two more and give you one when the time comes.”Lu Ziqiao pulled his green hat and showed off.
"No need. The green hat is your symbol. It doesn't suit me.”Yang Hao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This guy still didn't know what had happened.
Yang Hao ignored Lu Ziqiao. This guy must be holding back his desire to pursue girls again.
"Guan Gu, what's wrong?" Yang Hao had just sat down when he saw Guan Gu walk in with a worried expression.
"Yang Hao, Guan Gu." Meijia stretched. She was woken up by Lu Ziqiao. She clenched her fists and was about to come out to deal with him when she realized that he was gone.
"Hi." Guan Gu said listlessly.
"How's the Chinese training class going?”Mika asked curiously.
Yang Hao recommended Guan Gu to the Starfire Chinese class. Today was his first day of class, but he came back listlessly. He didn't look very interested at all.
"I feel like my Sensa (teacher) doesn't like me.”Guan Gu's face was full of worry. He felt very uncomfortable when he thought of the disdain he received in class just now.
"Tell me." Yang Hao crossed his legs and put down the bread in his hand. He told Guan Gu to speak Chinese and not eat anything.
"Teacher asked us to use idioms to make sentences to describe a person who is very happy.”
"Then, I said,'Teacher, you look so beautiful when you smile in the netherworld.”
" Pfft…" Before Guan Gu could finish, Mika burst out laughing.
"You've used this phrase very well.”Yang Hao was already bursting with laughter when he was watching TV. Now that he heard Guan Gu say it in person, his heart ached for that teacher.
"The worst thing is that two of my classmates from Thailand gave me nicknames today. When they address people, they will add the word 'p' in front of them. For example, if you are called Yang Hao, they will call you 'p', and Meijia will call you' p'.”
"Then, they felt that it was too troublesome to call me Guan Gu, so they called me Guan Gu!”
Guan Gu got angry just thinking about it. This nickname was not nice at all.
"Hahaha, Ass King!" Meijia covered her mouth and tried her best not to laugh so loudly.
" Pfft..." Just as Lin Xingyu's heart ached for Guan Gu,
There seemed to be a discordant sound coming from under his butt.
"Hehe, I'm sorry. A joke is better.”Guan Gu twisted his butt awkwardly. He actually farted loudly.
"A joke? Digest, I think, Arshole." Yang Hao really couldn't hold it in. This fart came at the right time. He directly removed the word 'valley' from his mouth.
"Sosa!" Guan Gu smiled awkwardly…his whole body was rejecting that fart.
"Bang bang bang!"
Yang Hao opened the door when he heard the knock. In front of him was a child with garlic hanging from his neck.
"Uncle, it's freezing rain in the South Pole. Many polar bears have frozen to death. We're collecting money for the penguins now. Can you help the penguins?”
A child said to Yang Hao sincerely.
"It's freezing rain in the South Pole, and polar bears are freezing to death. Now you're donating money for penguins?”Yang Hao was really convinced by this little wimp's thinking.
"That's right, Uncle. Think about it. It's freezing rain in the Antarctic and the polar bears are freezing to death. When the penguin saw it, it kept crying that its kind had died so miserably, so we're now collecting money for the penguin.”
The child was in tears as he described this touching scene to Yang Hao.
You are very touched after listening to Kid. You have decided to take out your 20-meter-long steel knife and donate it to Penguin. At the same time, you have decided not to eat polar bear meat anymore. You have received face 1.]
"WTF!?" God, when have I ever eaten polar bear meat?”
"Uncle, if you donate money, I can give you a pot of flowers. You've donated money to Penguin and contributed to Earth.”Before Yang Hao could say anything, this little brat continued to attack the man.
"But I'm also an endangered species. It's hard to find a handsome boy like me. I also need your donation.”
"No, you're a human, just like us.”
"He is handsome, but you can't cheat a child of his money."
Yang Hao pulled him over and wanted to spank him.
"Hey, are you from Narnia? Why are you so irritable?”The child cried and made a fuss in Yang Hao's arms, desperately trying to break free from him.
When Yang Hao heard Narnia, he knew that Zhanbo already knew about his background. Lunatic!
"Tell me, how much money have you cheated?" Yang Hao forcefully placed the child on the sofa. When he was watching TV, he wanted to educate this child. Now that he was in his hands, he definitely could not let him do evil.
"Uncle, it's fine if you don't have any compassion, but you actually dare to question me as a liar. Is your heart made of stone?”The little wimp blamed Yang Hao with a straight face and pretended to be an adult.
"Oh, really?"
"Pa, pa, pa!" Yang Hao directly pulled open the little brat's pants and aimed at his butt.
Mika and Guan Gu were both stunned. Why was there a child's hoarse voice coming from the living room?
"How much money did you cheat? Tell me honestly."
"Sob, sob, sob. One thousand."
"What's the money for?"
"Buying toys…"
After Yang Hao massaged his butt, the child finally spoke the truth.
"Wuwuwu…"
"Alright, you're actually a liar! I donated just now!" Guan Gu stomped his feet in anger. He had just met this child on his way back and had donated 1,000 yuan!
"I only lied to you.”The child couldn't help but secretly glance at Guan Gu,
"Nani! Am I the only one who was deceived?”Guan Gu went berserk…
He did not expect that out of so many people, he was the only one who had been deceived!
Yang Hao shrugged. Guan Gu's IQ was a little problematic!
"No, that Narnia guy was going to donate money, but he didn't come back for a long time. I came to him to try my luck.”
"In the end, I was seen through!"
The child didn't expect that someone would really be deceived…
"Hahaha, I'm not the only one who was deceived.”
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