Guan Gu with Chicken Eyes (!!!!）
"Ahem, you don't have a good appearance now, so you have to start with the soles of your feet. Do you mind?”
"No, it's okay. I know that I'm lacking in looks.”Lu Ziqiao said softly.
"I'm preparing to arrange plastic surgery for you now. Your eyes are smaller. Now, everyone likes handsome men with booby-eyed eyes.”
"Yes, and your legs have to be lengthened through surgery. With your legs, you might only be able to reach your knees when you go out and stand with others.”
"Also, you need to polish your hands too. Many girls nowadays are hand lovers. Look at this celebrity's hands. Oh my god, they're so beautiful."
"After that, we'll do these first. Anyway, we have to pad our nose, get our chin done, and get our eyes done. If possible, we can also change our heads.”
Sister Shan looked at Lu Ziqiao and seriously thought about how he should undergo plastic surgery to become popular.
"Aiya, Lu Ziqiao, why don't we send you back to your mother's womb and have a makeover? You can even change your gender instantly. That way, you won't be so fickle.”Meijia sat at the side and laughed. It seemed that Sister Shan had good taste and knew where Lu Ziqiao should change.
"Dong dong dong!"
"Yang Hao, help me change the medicine!”The three of them chatted happily in the living room.
Guan Guzheng sneakily knocked on Yang Hao's door,
Yang Hao heard the sound and opened the door softly. He mustn't let Sister Shan find out.
"What are you doing?" The two of them sneaked into the room. Yang Hao found Guan Gu wearing a huge pair of sunglasses.
"I have corns. The doctor prescribed me some medicine, but I don't think I can change it alone.”Guan Gu endured the pain and took off his glasses.
Yang Hao looked at Guan Gu with his eyes swollen.
She said pitifully with one eye closed.
"I pity you!" Yang Hao patted Guan Gu's shoulder. He warned Guan Gu to stay away from Sister Shan, but he didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to pull him out to curry favor with Sister Shan.
"Ah, you don't know how terrifying that person is. She's holding a necklace and lying on the sofa, asking me to draw her…"
"My eyes hurt when I think of that scene!”
"Fortunately, I tricked her into saying that a beautiful woman's body could not be easily seen by others. Then, I used my imagination to draw it for her and got away.”
Guan Gu broke out in cold sweat when he recalled what happened that day,
When he came back, he gave Lu Ziqiao a good beating.
Yang Hao felt sorry for Guan Gu, and not spitting it out on the spot was already a sign of respect for her.
"Yeah, where's that handsome guy? I'm mainly here today to look for that handsome boy who's drawing.”Sister Shan looked around but did not see Guan Gu.
Then, he took out a wad of money and gestured to the two of them.
"Oh, I know where he is." Lu Ziqiao instantly understood. For the sake of Sister Shan's generous remuneration and endless advertising, he could only sacrifice Guan Gu!
Lu Ziqiao knocked on Guan Gu's door, but he was not in the room.
Then it must be in Yang Hao's room!
Before Yang Hao and Guan Gu could react, Lu Ziqiao pushed open the door…
"Guan Gu, Sister Shan wants to see you." Lu Ziqiao grabbed Guan Gu and said,
Guan Gu's desperate cry for help echoed throughout the room.
"Yo, handsome?" Sister Shan swayed her big butt and walked towards Guan Gu.
"Ahhhh! No!" Guan Gu covered his glasses. This person was too disgusting!
"Handsome, my sister said that she likes the painting you drew for me. She's asking you to draw one for her.”Sister Shan even wanted to walk over and hold Guan Gu's hand.
"Meijia, come and control your boyfriend, Lu Ziqiao!”Guan Gu used his ultimate skill!
This was what Yang Hao had taught him just now. If he really couldn't handle it, he could just say this sentence.
"What?! You actually have a girlfriend?" Sister Shan immediately stopped when she heard this and looked at Lu Ziqiao angrily.
This guy actually had a girlfriend!
"Sister Shan, listen to me. I didn't!”Lu Ziqiao felt that something was wrong and quickly explained,
"You still want to lie to me?"
"Since your roommate said so, would he still lie to me?”
"If you have a girlfriend, how can I arrange scandals for you? How can I arrange female celebrities for you to be exposed? How can I give you an appearance? Do you still want to be famous if you have a girlfriend?”Sister Shan continued to attack Lu Ziqiao.
He returned the money on the table and put it in his bag.
Yang Hao took this opportunity to save Guan Gu,
The corn that had just gotten better might have gotten worse.
"Sister Shan, let me explain."
"Sister Shan, I really don't have a girlfriend.”
"Sister Shan, come back, come back!"
Lu Ziqiao called out to the friendly Sister Shan at the door!
His money, endorsements, and advertisements were all gone just like that…
Meijia crossed her arms and watched the commotion. Lu Ziqiao had successfully released the cooked duck!
Yang Hao didn't feel sorry for this guy at all. He simply deserved it!
"Come, try the Egg-Fried Rice that we've been working on for two days…"
Just as everything finally calmed down, Hu Yifei and Wan Yu came over with two bowls of Egg-Fried Rice…
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