He was fired again. Counting them, this was at least eight times.
Zhang Ze was really used to it. His heart was as calm as ice.
However, he still felt a little indignant.
The reason why he was fired this time was actually because he was too handsome. He was so handsome that it affected the work of his female colleagues in the company and seriously affected the company's performance...
Alright, Zhang Ze had to admit that this woman was too beautiful and could bring disaster to a country! And if a man was too handsome, he would easily be envied! Damn it, if being handsome is a crime, then let me be more handsome!
However, Zhang Ze was very clear about the reality. He could not deny that he was indeed a little handsome. He looked more delicate, but he was not handsome enough to break through the sky or shock the entire human race.
Lily, she was a pure and beautiful girl who had just graduated from university. It was just a simple staff gathering, but she was scared by your manager and forced her to drink. Then, she started to touch her. Then, the girl was so scared that she grabbed him and asked him to send her home... Zhang Ze dared to swear that he really only sent her home and did nothing!
Xiao 'ai was the beauty of the company, but she had a husband, okay? That vice president was always harassing her and asking her to work overtime, but Xiao 'ai just dragged her along to help her finish her work…Fine, maybe that was ruining the vice president's plans…
There was still more…
I won't say it anymore. If I say too much, my eyes will be filled with tears.
As a single dog, he was fired because he was too handsome. Who was he going to reason with?
She closed the door of the rented apartment with a bang and threw the cardboard box that she had used to store her personal belongings when she left her job to the side of the bed. Then, she collapsed on the bed.
His phone kept vibrating in his pocket, but he was holding the box with both hands. He was not in the mood to look at his phone, so he ignored it.
After lying down for a while, he finally took out the phone. It was a small M thousand yuan phone. It was very ordinary.
"Beep beep…"
"Beep beep…"
"Beep beep…"
As soon as he turned the vibration back to sound, his phone beeped frantically.
The small horizontal window at the top of the phone screen was frantically jumping with messages from Xiao 'ai, Lili, Danqing, and Sister Fei.
Although he had not read the main content of their messages, Zhang Ze's heart warmed. It was probably some comforting messages.
The girls really had their hearts. To think that he had always protected them.
" Woo…Zhang Ze, you've actually become a deserter. Sister Xiao 'ai will have to do all the overtime work herself in the future…"
"Brother Zhang Ze, don't worry about Lili. Life will be more exciting without your sister.”
"Hehe, Zhang Ze, you finally have this day. I've long disliked you. I asked you to be my boyfriend but you refused.”
Zhang Ze rolled his eyes. Yes, this was Sister Fei, the front desk clerk of the company. She was an older leftover woman in her thirties.
"Annoying fellow, I heard you ate fried rice again?" Don't cry, no one will pity you…"
"Zhang Ze, you should go back to your hometown and move bricks. The city is too complicated for you."”
……
Zhang read all the way down and read through all 20 to 30 messages. After working so many jobs, there would always be one or two female colleagues who he could get along with. Even after Zhang Ze left, he still kept in touch with them.
Of course, this contact was only limited to the contact through soft messages.
The pace of life in the city was too fast. Even if they were in the same city and lived not far away from each other, it was unlikely for them to meet in real life. Even though they could talk about anything through soft messages, they would occasionally meet on the road. At most, they would just greet each other warmly, but there would not be much interaction.
This was also a norm in the city. When they worked and lived together, their relationship could be very good, they could be very close to each other, they could joke with each other, and they could play together. However, once they left their jobs, their relationship would become distant. When they met again, there would naturally be a sense of estrangement.
The only way was to maintain this relationship on the Internet. They could still joke with each other and talk about everything on the Internet like they used to.
Let's put it this way, the female colleagues who were close to him at work were in a relationship that was more than friends and lovers. If they didn't work together anymore, it was best to maintain a distance. Once they met, it would be as if they didn't see each other. Once they met, that feeling would really be alienated. This would also directly affect their interactions on the Internet. It was as if they would suddenly become strangers. Slowly, they wouldn't speak much.
Zhang Ze was very clear about this principle, so he usually only talked to these girls through soft messages and did not really have any unrealistic fantasies about them.
But no matter what, it was a wonderful thing to be able to get to know so many beautiful girls and be able to let go of them on the Internet without any scruples.
He had just left the company and posted on his WeChat Moments: Brother is too handsome, there is no place for me here.
He was touched that so many pretty girls had immediately come to care for him. It was as if he was surrounded by a group of beautiful women who cared about him. It made him feel a little satisfied.
Well, this feeling might be very strange, but it was indeed a kind of concern, wasn't it?
There were twenty to thirty of them, so it was naturally impossible for them to reply to all of them at once.
Zhang Ze acted impulsively and did an extremely stupid thing.
He had actually pulled all of these 20 to 30 female colleagues together to create a soft message chat group, intending to reply to all of these female colleagues who "loved" him.
"I'm Zhang Ze, my dear friends. I didn't expect you to care about me so much. I'm really touched when I saw your messages. So many girls still miss me. I won't say anything else, but I can only give myself to you…Hey, one 520 bag each!”
The 520 was actually 5.20. Zhang quickly operated and thought that he was very flashy. He clicked send and the 100 - 200 yuan soft letter change flew away.
“？”
“？？”
“？？？”
……
No one received the red packet from Zhang Ze. They quickly scrolled the screen with a questioning expression.
"Zhang Ze! Who is your dear! Is it that Peach Blossom Yaoyao or that Benfei who won't let you off?”
"Don't randomly call out names, this consort isn't familiar with you.”
"Little Zeze, I didn't expect you to be so fickle. Who are they? Are they all your dishes?"
"Who are you? Don't make it sound so bad. What kind of noob is this? I'm Zhang Ze's colleague."
"Heh, Zhang Ze's colleague? You make it sound like I'm not.”
"Zhang Ze, what do you mean? Explain the situation."
"Zhang Ze, are you planning to announce our relationship to your old and new love?”
"Zhang Ze, how many good sisters do you have? Why do I suddenly feel so sad…"
"Group leader, you said you loved me…"
" Zhang Ze, tell me, who are they? You said you only love me…"
"We've already agreed. I can't accept having the same husband. If you obey me, you'll have to cut off your relationship with them.”
……
In the newly established chat group, there was an inexplicable hostility permeating from the beginning. Even through the phone screen, Zhang Ze could feel the murderous intent flying everywhere.
All of them were talking at the same time, and the spamming speed was so fast that Zhang Ze couldn't even read it. What was going on? It was completely out of place. Zhang Ze was about to faint from crying in the toilet…
"Stop, stop!"
Zhang Ze sent a few begging emojis.
"All of you are my colleagues. You are the colleagues I have met in various places over the past two years. I feel that you are all good colleagues and beautiful girls. Meeting and getting to know each other in the vast sea of people in this big city, being able to work and live together with you, and being able to talk to each other, is a kind of fate. I am very honored. So I thought I would pull you all into a group so that it would be easier to communicate…"
"Stop, stop!"
The screen jumped again. There were expressions of knives, disdain, and so on.
"I don't accept such an official explanation. I just want to know who you love in your heart.”
"Yes, perhaps you like someone more.”
"Haha, Zhang Ze, you're on your own.”
"Serves you right! Who asked him to be so fickle? He actually has so many girlfriends."
"You seem to be one of them.”
……
F * ck!
Cold sweat broke out on Zhang Ze's forehead.
He felt like he couldn't communicate with them.
I'm still a pure man. It's just that I'm a little lazy and can't be bothered to reply to you one by one. I'm simply pulling you into a group to reply to them in unison to express my gratitude to them and to facilitate communication in the future. It would be more lively if there were more people chatting together, right?
What was same-sex repulsion? This was it.
In Zhang Ze's dream, these female colleagues should first get to know each other politely and be pleasantly surprised to know that they were all his colleagues. Then, they would develop many common interests and hobbies, get along with each other, and become good sisters...
But the way he opened it was wrong.
Alright, since I can't afford to offend you, I, Zhang Ze, will go offline!
He had wanted to come up with a better name for the group, but Zhang Ze casually wrote 'My Female Colleagues' and threw his phone on the bed.
This was mainly because he was a little hungry. Zhang Ze decided to treat his stomach first.
Zhang Ze didn't notice. His hand trembled and he deleted a word from the group name. In this way, his new female colleague group name became 'My Lesbians'.
Zhang was happily soaking instant noodles at 2.5 yuan a pack and adding two sticks of ham. He smelled the fragrant and tempting smell and had already forgotten about his unhappiness.
Hmm, troubles? It was just a packet of instant noodles.
"Zhang Ze, you're too bad. I didn't expect you to have such a bad taste. The girls in your group are all exploding. They don't seem to accept your group name. Do you want to change it?”
"What? It's just a group name, what's there to change? I won't change!"
"You only have one chance. If you don't change, it's forever. Are you sure you don't want to change?"
" If I don't change, I'm afraid that they'll turn the world upside down... Uh..."
Zhang Ze staggered and almost spilled the steaming instant noodles in front of him.
"Who is it? Who's talking in my head!"
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