Outside the corridor, Jiang Xiaoqi frowned and held a medical record in her hand.
"Why did you shake hands with them and apologize?”
"Apologize? No, I just shook hands, trying to infect them with my recent bad luck and make them unlucky.”
Luo Kai explained half-jokingly.
"Bad luck can be contagious?" Jiang Xiaoqi smiled. Don't make me happy."
"What if they are really unlucky?"
Jiang Xiaoqi's expression suddenly turned serious as she whispered,""Keep your voice down. Don't let them hear you. If they hear you and get unlucky, they'll pester you again and say that you infected them with bad luck.”
Luo Kai and Jiang Xiaoqi looked at each other and smiled.
Why did it sound so funny?
The weird couple walked out of the emergency room and talked as they walked.
"The doctor made it so clear that your mother might not be able to survive this time.”the male family member said.
The female family member hurriedly stomped her feet and said,"What do you mean? She's not your biological mother, is she?”
"Hey, can you be more reasonable?”
"I don't care. My mother can't die! If she dies and her salary is gone, what are we going to do? Their unit wasn't afraid of spending money. If they plugged in the breathing machine for her, wouldn't there be a place for her to lie there for a year and a half? As long as she didn't die, she would still be paid!”
"Then you have to see if you can save him.”the male family member said.
Luo Kai stood at the corner and looked straight at them. Their conversation and expressions were recorded by the Recording Eye.
"I don't care!" The female family member said. She just couldn't die. Go buy me water. I'm thirsty."
"Ah?" The male family member was stunned.
Didn't they say that she was his mother? Why was he thirsty again?
That's right. After talking so much just now, it's normal for him to be thirsty.
The male family member walked to the vending machine and bought two bottles of water.
The female family member opened a bottle of water and choked after taking a sip.
"Cough cough!" The female family member choked and frowned." What kind of lousy water is this?!"”
Pa, she got angry when she saw the water choking her. She directly threw the water that had not been capped out.
Whoosh.
The water instantly splashed onto the floor of the corridor. Through the light, one could see that there was water on the floor.
However, this woman actually twisted her waist and grabbed the man's arm, saying,"Poshui, let's go eat! I've been hungry for half a day."
"Aiya, alright, alright. Don't pull me…Hey."
Clang!
The two of them slipped and fell on the smooth ground. Their clothes and pants were drenched by the water on the ground.
"Ouch, it hurts."
"Who told you to throw water…"
The female family member continued to pester him."Why did you buy water? Why buy water in the hospital? Can't you go out and buy it?!"
"Hey, didn't you ask me to buy it?”The male family member was also dumbfounded.
"How unlucky!" The female family member stood up, patted the water stains on her clothes and pants, and cursed.
When the surrounding people saw this strange couple, they immediately found it funny and covered their mouths to laugh.
The male family member turned his head and pointed at the crowd."What are you looking at?"
The crowd instantly dispersed, unwilling to argue with this strange couple.
The female family member frowned and twisted her arms."I still have to change my clothes. Look at this!”
"Aiya, let's go. We're all watching a joke.”the male family member said as he shrunk his neck.
"Fine, I'll look. I've never seen anyone unlucky!”The female family member stiffened her neck and was very stubborn.
The two of them walked out of the hospital and were on their way to eat.
The male family member suddenly felt a burst of abdominal pain. He immediately held his stomach and squatted on the ground, shouting,"Don't move! It hurts…F * ck…"
It came too suddenly.
The female family member only felt that she smelled a stench.
"You, you…"
The male family member's face was twisted." I…I thought it was a fart."”
The female family member had a look of disdain on her face." You know nothing! Hurry up and leave. Don't embarrass yourself here."
"How can I leave in this situation?"
"Take it easy! Are you leaving or not? If you're not leaving, I'll leave." The female family member stood up and looked back at her husband.
Suddenly, he didn't pay attention to his feet and stepped on a pile of dog poop. He slipped with the dog poop under his feet and fell on the ground. His butt almost split open from sitting on it. He only felt a thud at his waist.
"Hubby…sob sob, my waist hurt!”
The male family member hurriedly propped up his pants and walked over with his legs crossed." Why are you so unlucky?!"”
"I don't want to live anymore! My mom is going to die, and we have no money. What's the point of living?”The female family member sat on the dog poop on the spot, wailing like a ghost.
The surrounding people gathered together and covered their mouths as they laughed at the strange couple who were screaming.
The couple's faces instantly flushed red. This was too unlucky and embarrassing!
Both of them were covered in feces, and the smell was extremely pungent.
Luo Kai was squatting behind a flower bed by the roadside, staring at them with his eyes. When he saw this scene, he suddenly burst out laughing.
What a f * cking vent!
Venting his anger!
Luo Kai deliberately bought a bottle of water on the street, and then coincidentally passed by three meters away from the odd couple.
The female family member saw Luo Kai and shouted,"Doctor!" I fell down, come and take a look!”
"Doctor, I suddenly have a stomachache. I don't know what's going on…" the male family member pleaded.
Luo Kai was not wearing a white coat, so no one knew that he was a doctor.
Therefore, Luo Kai did not stop walking. He just smiled and strode toward the Emergency Department without looking sideways.
The odd couple was stunned. They opened their mouths wide and did not know what to do.
Awesome!
Venting his anger!
Comfortable!
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This chapter is worth 4,000 flowers. The author's house is in a typhoon…I wonder how the readers are doing. Don't go out on a typhoon day! Prepare good food and drinks, and be careful!
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