"Hey, little girl, I didn't expect you to know how to talk dirty.”
said Slutty Pig with a laugh.
He had never been flirted with by an unknown girl in the game, and her voice was so f * cking nice.
This made him extremely excited.
"Hehehe ~~~ Thank you for your praise, little brother. Mua, I'll reward you with a kiss ~~~~"
Ye Qiu, who had copied Qiao Bi Luo's voice, spoke in a coquettish voice. This made the perverted pig excited, and his male hormones were stimulated.
"Wow, brothers, did you guys see that? This girl actually f * cking kissed me and even rewarded me with a kiss.”
Slutty Pig boasted to the audience in the live broadcast room with a genuine smile on his face.
At this moment, Slutty Pig started to fantasize about the appearance of this female teammate.
Just her voice alone was so pleasant that it made one's imagination run wild. She was definitely very beautiful and might even be a cute little loli.
At the thought of this, Slutty Pig couldn't help but laugh out loud. He didn't notice that there was a pair of eyes staring at him from behind.
"Little girl, do you have a boyfriend?”Slutty Pig asked. He had other intentions and began to be slutty.
"No." Ye Qiu replied in a coquettish voice. Her cute and pleasant loli voice made Horny Pig unable to stop. She then asked,"Little brother, do you have a girlfriend?~~~~”
"No, I'm not bragging. I've been single since I was born.”" Yes!" Snotty Pig replied without any hesitation.
But in reality, he did not just have a girlfriend.
The slut even had a wife.
But would the pig tell the truth?
It was impossible to tell the truth.
A girl with such a pleasant voice, and she even directly asked him if he had a girlfriend.
This f * cking thing was about to take off.
Therefore, the slutty pig naturally would not claim that he was a man with a wife.
However, what the pig did not know was that Shen Lingmin, who had quietly appeared behind him, was burning with anger.
Even though Snotty Pig did not notice this, the viewers in the live streaming room saw it very clearly.
"Wow! Your wife is behind you."”
"It's over. The dirty pig hasn't realized that there's someone standing behind him.”
"Run, pig! Shen Lingmin is here with a knife.”
"The slut is awesome. He talked to other girls in front of his wife and even f * cking claimed that he was single.”
"My heart aches for my dirty pig. I reckon that the washboard won't be able to escape tonight.”
"Looking at Shen Lingmin's eyes, it's not as simple as a washboard. I guess I'll have to kneel before the blade."
"The other side sent out a division of troops to kill me, but I still developed.”
.......
The audience in the live broadcast room sent out bullet comments one after another, frantically reminding the dirty pig that there was someone behind him.
After all, Shen Lingmin, who was standing behind the pig, looked like he was going to kill the pig at any moment.
However, the flirtatious pig, who was in a state of flirting, did not notice the abnormality in the bullet screen at all. The smile on his face did not decrease, and he lived his life.
"Little girl, your voice is so nice. You should be very beautiful, right?”Slutty Pig asked, starting to bootlick.
"Hehehe ~~~ Thank you for your compliment, Little Big Brother ~~~~ Your voice is very nice too, Little Big Brother. You should be very handsome ~~~~"
Ye Qiu, who had copied Qiao Bi Luo's voice, said coquettishly.
" Eehehe, burp!" The flirtatious pig was once again laughed out loud. He didn't expect to be praised by the girl.
The smile on his face was extremely genuine.
"Ya 'er, brothers, did you hear that? I really admire this girl. She only knows how to speak the truth and reason. I've always thought that I, Liu, am a handsome guy.”
Slutty Pig boasted to himself, but the viewers in the live broadcast room were still spamming the bullet screen crazily, reminding Slutty Pig that there was someone behind him.
It was a pity that the flirtatious pig, who was in a state of flirting, had yet to notice the abnormality of the bullet screen.
He also did not notice that Shen Lingmin, who was standing behind him, had a furious look in his eyes. He looked very scary, as if he wanted to slash someone.
"Little brother ~ Your voice is so nice ~ Can you be my boyfriend ~"
At this moment, Ye Qiu, who had copied Qiao Bi Luo's voice, suddenly attacked. He asked in a coy voice, very straightforward.
Hiss!
Slutty Pig sucked in a breath of cold air. He was very surprised!
Wow!
So direct!
Ma Lie Pi!
"Little girl, are you serious?" Noisy Pig asked.
"I'm serious! It's more real than pearls ~"
Ye Qiu, who had copied Qiao Bi Luo's voice, said coquettishly. He almost burst out laughing, feeling extremely ashamed.
This was too f * cking disgusting!
If it wasn't for the sake of earning a living, Ye Qiu would never have chosen to do such a thing.
She pretended to be a girl to f * cking flirt with a guy, and this guy was a f * cking pig.
Even if I were to jump down from here and die outside, I would never do such a thing to collect money.
However, when Ye Qiu looked back at the popularity in the live broadcast room and saw that it was about to break through 20,000, he couldn't help but sigh.
How fragrant!
As for the dirty pig, he was extremely excited. Just as he was about to answer, a voice suddenly came from behind him.
Horrible Pig's entire body trembled, and his face turned pale in an instant.
"Mr. Liu, when were you single? Why didn't I know?"
Shen Lingmin, who had been standing behind the pig for a long time, suddenly asked, scaring the pig so much that he almost lost his soul.
Slutty Pig was dumbfounded!
He was completely dumbfounded!
Why did Shen Lingmin suddenly appear behind him?
What the f * ck was going on?
Slutty Pig was trembling all over. He slowly turned around and looked at Shen Lingmin innocently.
"Honey, the person in the game is actually a man. I'm not lying to you. I did this for the sake of the live broadcast effect.”
Slutty Pig explained.
"You're a single aristocrat, right? You're playing field, right? You're eating chicken, right?”Shen Lingmin looked at the pig with a smile.
All of a sudden, Shen Lingmin slapped the pig in the face. Then, he picked up the camera and smashed it on the pig's face. It was very violent.
"Honey, I was wrong."
"Wow, don't hit my face. I'm a good-looking streamer.”
"Damn it, the person in the game is really a man, not a woman.”
"I'm really doing this for the live broadcast effect. I'm not lying to you.”
“......”
Even though the camera was smashed, causing the live broadcast to go dark, the sound of the pig begging for mercy made every audience laugh out loud.
"Take care, you pig. On this day next year, I will pay my respects to your grave.”
"First bow, second bow, family thanks.”
"After all, the dirty pig once brought us happiness. Let's burn incense before we leave.”
"Teacher Piao, be careful in your next life.”
"Brothers, how many people are there at your table? I have eight."
"I want 200 yuan here. I wonder how many gifts you have to give to the village of the slutty pig.”
"Only when one is infinitely close to death can one comprehend the true meaning of life.”
"Shocking! A well-known live streamer's home was hacked. There were forty cuts on his body. The cuts avoided his vital parts. It was suspected that it was his beloved wife's doing.”
"Brother above, report to the UA Shock Department tomorrow!”
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room floated past. 99% of the bullet comments were mourning the dirty pig, even though he was still alive.
However, he probably wouldn't live for long.
After all, he was flirting with girls in the game right in front of Shen Lingmin. Moreover, he had such a revealing conversation. Most importantly, his smile was so real.
If he didn't die, he would be crippled.
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