Little Joy: I am Fang Yifan
40 I’m gonna die, devil Joe

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"Tell me if it hurts."

"It won't hurt less if you say it."

"But it can hurt more."

"Thank you so much."

Fang Yifan felt the hands gently moving on his back, as well as the not-so-gentle nagging.

"Tell me, how many medicines have I given you since you were young?”

"Can't you tell me to be less mischievous?”

"If you were more mature, Tao Zi might have agreed to it long ago.”

“……”

Fang Yifan didn't speak for a long time. Suddenly, he asked,""Tao Zi likes mature ones. What kind do you like?”

The long-winded voice stopped abruptly, and the hands that were moving on his back also stopped.

After a few breaths, it started moving again. Qiao Yingzi's voice sounded,"

"How would I know? I haven't thought about it much. I'll probably know when I encounter it.”

"Then think about it. What kind of prince charming do you want?”

"Alright, let me think about it."

After a while, Qiao Yingzi said with an inexplicable longing,"

" He wants to be as blazing as the sun, as gentle as the moon, as all-encompassing as the earth, like Mercury…"

Initially, Fang Yifan felt that Qiao Yingzi was quite thoughtful.

When the nine planets of the solar system appeared and headed towards the Milky Way, he had already begun to roll his dead fish eyes.

"I can tell that you don't want to find a mortal at all!”

"Are you looking for an immortal, or are you in charge of the stars in the sky and the entire universe?”

"Yingzi, can we have a limit to our dreams?”

Fang Yifan couldn't help but say. According to this request, he needed to change the system.

"Why is there a limit to dreaming?”Qiao Yingzi asked in surprise.

“……”

Fang Yifan choked. There was nothing wrong with these words.

From Fang Yifan's surprise points 55!

"Hey, Fang Yifan, why do you like Tao Zi?”

Fang Yifan's entire body stiffened. Why did you suddenly ask about this hellish death question?

Panic? How would a typical scumbag answer this question?

If he answered wrongly, would his favorability drop?

Fang Yifan secretly took out his phone, clicked on Baidu, and typed in a question:

"The girl you like asked why you like another girl.”

The first search result was:

Chasing a girl? This is the best way to chase a girl, so please read it carefully!

Do you believe that I'm in such a hurry to search online? Do you have time to read a grimoire seriously?

Fang Yifan still opened it.

His eyes instantly turned dull.

It was actually an advertisement.

Baidu had indeed fallen.

"Say it?" Qiao Yingzi urged.

"Didn't you say the answer earlier?" Fang Yifan braced himself and said.

Surprise points from Qiao Yingzi 55!

"What? What did I say?" Qiao Yingzi was stunned.

"Tao Zi has a good temper and can endure it!"

Fang Yifan closed his eyes in resignation.

"I remember that there was a sentence at the end of the sentence. If you chase me, you won't live past the next day!”

"So, you also think that I have a bad temper and am too rude?”

Qiao Yingzi angrily slapped the bruise on her back.

"Hiss…"

Fang Yifan gasped in pain. Who could resist this?

"I haven't settled the score with you yet, Fang Yifan!”

"That day, you said something about the difference between me and the goddess. The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became.”

"Ah, why would you think that?" Fang Yifan was dumbfounded. What the hell?

"You said that everyone can see the beauty of the goddess, but only you can see my beauty.”

"Are you mocking me for being ugly?”

Qiao Yingzi's hands swam all the way up to Fang Yifan's neck.

If Fang Yifan's answer was not to her liking, she would not be polite.

“……”

Fang Yifan's entire body stiffened, and he was dumbfounded.

How could this be understood from this perspective?

Are you the devil, Qiao Yingzi?

He looked up at the stairwell. The door was open. It would take less than ten seconds to run from here.

What should he do after he ran away?

Fang Yifan's face was filled with grief as he began to ponder how to save his life.

"And the poem you wrote on the balloon. I've checked it, but it's not on the Internet at all.”

"Where did you get it?"

"Don't tell me you wrote it yourself?”

Fang Yifan's eyes suddenly lit up. If he couldn't explain it clearly, then he wouldn't.

As long as there was one thing that could divert people's attention, it would be fine.

Girls were all emotional and illogical creatures.

"That poem is the lyrics of the song that I thought of myself.”

"It was a coincidence at that time, so I wrote it for you.”

Fang Yifan pretended to be relaxed as he stretched and explained.

"You wrote the song?" Qiao Yingzi's eyes were wide open, and her mouth was so big that it could be stuffed with eggs.

Was she hearing things?

"If you don't believe me, I can sing it for you, but there are only four or five lines in the lyrics.”

"You only know how to spout nonsense.”

Fang Yifan stood up and asked the System in his mind,"

"I exchanged for that guitar with 10,000 Surprise Points. When it appears, there won't be any sound and light effects, right?”

"I won't."

Fang Yifan was relieved. He stood up and said to Qiao Yingzi,"Wait for me. I'll go get the hidden guitar.”

As he spoke, Fang Yifan did not even put on his clothes and ran directly to the back of the attic on the roof.

"Fang Yifan, if you dare to tease me again this time, you're dead!" Qiao Yingzi's voice came from behind him.”

……

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