Fang Yifan never said that in his dictionary.
After signing the agreement and returning to the classroom, he dragged Qiao Yingzi to buy water and ice cream.
"Aren't you going to eat?" Fang Yifan pretended to ask on the way back.
"Eat, eat your head. Fang Hou, we will break off our friendship sooner or later.”
Qiao Yingzi felt her heart ache along the way.
Fang Yifan was so ruthless.
The most shameless thing was that he even packed a portion for Huang Zhitao.
"Oh, right, your relatives are here. You can't eat!”
Fang Yifan said with a sly smile, then deliberately licked the ice cream in front of Qiao Yingzi.
Qiao Yingzi was shocked. She looked to the side and saw that no one was paying attention. She elbowed Fang Yifan in embarrassment and anger.
"Keep your voice down. You know that my relative is here, but you still don't go along with me.”
"Yingzi, I don't want to criticize you, but you seem to be getting more and more violent.”
Fang Yifan rubbed his ribs. It hurt a little.
"I have to thank you for that. Your ability to annoy people has improved.”Qiao Yingzi sneered.
"Thank you for the compliment. I will continue to work hard.”After Fang Yifan finished speaking proudly, his eyes turned and he said slyly,
"Look at the relationship between a man and a woman. Why does a girl want a man to pay? It depends on whether the man likes her.”
"Why do I work so hard to cheat you of your allowance? I want you to experience the feeling of liking someone more.”
"When you have a boyfriend in the future, will you know how to love someone?”
"There's no need to thank me. This is what I should do.”
The more Qiao Yingzi listened, the angrier she became. The sneer on her face also became thicker. She looked at Fang Yifan from the corner of her eyes and said,
"Fang Yifan, you're quite smug. Have you forgotten that you're treating me to a movie tonight?”
Fang Yifan's expression stiffened. He had really forgotten about this.
Seeing this, Qiao Yingzi's smile grew wider."
"Don't worry, tonight I'll let you experience the so-called feeling of liking someone.”
Who was Fang Yifan? Would he be frightened by such a small threat?
Yes, he would.
Fang Yifan put his palms together and immediately lowered his head to apologize.
" Yingzi, I was wrong. You know that it's not easy for me to swindle some money. That's all for my wife. I have to save up money to marry a wife…"
"Do you mean that if I want to spend your money, I have to be responsible for finding you a wife?”
Qiao Yingzi was amused by such shameless words.
"Is it really possible?"
"If it's possible, I don't mind.”
Fang Yifan looked at Qiao Yingzi expectantly.
"Hehe, a person like you shouldn't marry a wife and harm others.”
"I'll help you spend the money so that you won't have to do anything wrong.”
After Qiao Yingzi finished speaking, she shook her head and walked away arrogantly.
“……”
Tsk tsk!
Fang Yifan looked at Qiao Yingzi's back from behind. This was what high school life was like.
It was so boring to play in the adult world all day long.
A salted fish like him was suitable to be in school like a fish in water.
His life was too comfortable.
Fang Yifan licked his ice cream leisurely and followed Qiao Yingzi back to the classroom.
He ran to Huang Zhitao's desk.
Huang Zhitao took the water and ice cream and glanced at Qiao Yingzi. She frowned and said,"You didn't buy it for Yingzi?"
"Her relatives are still around.”Fang Yifan pursed his lips.
"But you can't not bring a bottle of water. I have ice cream, so give the water to Yingzi.”
Huang Zhitao rolled her eyes at Fang Yifan and stuffed the water back into Fang Yifan's hands.
"She bought this." Fang Yifan could only confess.
"..." Huang Zhitao was speechless for a moment. She looked at Fang Yifan deeply and snatched the water back from Fang Yifan's hand.
Then, he saw Fang Yifan pick up a bottle under his armpit and snatched it along the way.
" No, then my…" Fang Yifan said.
"It's Yingzi's now. As long as you have ice cream.”After Huang Zhitao finished speaking, she ran over to Qiao Yingzi with some water.
The two girls laughed out loud.
Qiao Yingzi waved the water in her hand at Fang Yifan, opened it, and took a sip.
"Sigh, this is very hurtful…"
Fang Yifan sighed. The water was really gone.
He returned to his seat and thought about a serious problem while eating ice cream.
If one day, he managed to woo Qiao Yingzi and Huang Zhitao.
Can they really get along?
If he could, based on the situation just now, would he still have a good life?
If he couldn't, uh, it seemed like his good days would come to an end.
Fang Yifan took out his phone. Baidu had fallen. This time, he chose 360 Search and typed in a question:
How to make two girlfriends get along peacefully?
360 still had some conscience. The first question was a netizen's reply:
No matter what, it was impossible for the two girlfriends to get along peacefully…
Upon seeing this, Fang Yifan immediately pointed at the difference in the upper right corner. What the hell are you talking about if you can't do it?
The other search results were either funny videos or scoundrels 'guides.
More importantly, there was someone who was even more overboard than him.
It was too infuriating. That person actually asked on Weibo:
How could he let his two girlfriends get along peacefully and then find a mistress without being discovered by them?
Was this a question that people should ask?
Fang Yifan immediately opened it and logged into Weibo. He asked humbly,"
"Boss, I beg for advanced experience."
She didn't expect Weibo to reply within seconds. The owner replied:
"Master Bo is kneeling on the keyboard in the study. I'm his wife. If he can survive tonight, I'll let him reply to you.”
“……”
Fang Yifan's heart trembled, and he immediately clicked on the top right corner. He couldn't afford to offend her…
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