The Strongest Acting Tough Face Slapping System
1 I have the system, I’m the best

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Under the dazzling sunlight, Xu Que woke up with his eyes narrowed.

His face was a little itchy, and he seemed to be surrounded by a patch of grass.

"Didn't I die in a car accident? How did you come back to life?"

He was a little surprised, but before he could figure out how he had escaped death, the scene in front of him immediately made him widen his eyes in excitement.

Then, he was dumbfounded!

He saw a fairy-like girl in ancient costume aiming at the bush where he was lying. She lifted her ancient dress up bit by bit and pretended to squat down…

Heavens!

This girl, could it be that she wanted to…

No way! No way!

How could such a beautiful girl go to the toilet anywhere? Besides, I'm such an open and honest person. It's impossible for me to peek…

Xu Que's eyes widened.

He watched helplessly as the beautiful girl completely took off her skirt in front of his eyes. The underwear inside was also taken off bit by bit. What entered his eyes was a piece of tender white, with a unique fragrance of a woman.

Xu Que couldn't stay calm anymore.

Seeing that the girl was about to aim at his head, Xu Que hurriedly poked his head out of the dense grass and shouted,

"Miss, what are you doing? You can't urinate and defecate anywhere!”

The scene instantly froze.

The woman half-squatted on the ground, her entire body stiffened, and then…

"Ah…"

She let out a shriek and lowered her skirt in a panic. Her entire body bounced up from where she was and flew across the sky on a sharp sword.

F * ck, what is this? Flying on a sword?

So she really was a f * cking fairy?

Xu Que was startled. At the same time, a large number of unfamiliar but familiar memories suddenly surged into his mind, as if he had been born with them.

Transmigration! I f * cking transmigrated!

Xu Que immediately loaded the memories in his mind that didn't belong to him.

This was actually a world of immortal cultivation. Just like this angry little fairy who was flying on a sword in front of him, people could cultivate all kinds of cultivation techniques to become immortals.

And the owner of this body was the current emperor's son-in-law, but this emperor's son-in-law was extremely unlucky.

He was just a poor orphan, but he had a unique spiritual root that was rarely seen in a thousand years.

When he was young, he was chosen by the emperor as the emperor's son-in-law. He provided countless heavenly and earthly treasures for him to cultivate. In just six years, he condensed the abdominal core and stepped into the Golden Core stage.

On the day he stepped into the Golden Core Stage, he truly entered the bridal chamber with the princess. Thus, he spent seven days and seven nights in the nuptial bed. In the end, the beautiful princess was like a fox, and she actually plucked all his cultivation and even his spiritual root talent.

The genius prince consort had become a cripple just as he was newly married. He, who no longer had any value, was sent out of the palace in a low-key manner. On the way to the border, he was killed by the people arranged by the emperor. He died and his corpse was abandoned here.

"Sigh, what a pity!"

After sorting out these memories, Xu Que's face was full of regret. He shook his head and sighed."Damn it! Why didn't he travel to the time when he was exercising in bed with the beautiful princess earlier?”

When he thought of the enchanting charm, proud figure, and flirtatious breathing of the beautiful princess on the wedding bed, Xu Que felt that it was a pity that he was one step too late!

"Bold pervert, you actually dare to peep at this young lady going to the toilet, hand over your life!”

At this moment, a delicate voice suddenly sounded. It was the fairy who had returned.

Her face was flushed red with shame and anger, but her eyes were filled with endless killing intent. She stepped on the sharp sword and charged towards Xu Que.

"Holy shit, Fairy, this is definitely a misunderstanding! You were the one who squatted where I was lying, and…even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, please pull up your pants first, okay? I don't have the motivation to run away when you're like this!”

Xu Que shouted and ran away.

The woman's expression changed immediately. Her face turned red as she pulled up her underwear under her skirt. She spat and scolded angrily,"Pervert, you're courting death." The sword under his feet sped up and flew toward Xu Que.

As he ran, Xu Que was frantically thinking of ways to escape.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind.

He immediately stopped in his tracks and took out a familiar token from his bosom. He turned around and shouted at the woman,"How dare you! I am the Prince Consort of the Fire Nation! How dare you disrespect me? Be careful or I'll kill your entire family!"

At this moment, a series of system notifications rang out in Xu Que's head.

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for activating the Acting Tough Face Slapping System. The System will protect you and help you act tough!”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 1 act tough point. Do you want to enter the store to exchange for it?”

"The system has detected that the host 'Xu Que' is weak and will find it difficult to survive in this world's difficulty. The system has specially rewarded a novice gift pack.”

At the same time as the notification sounded, a screen window popped up in front of him, displaying a few pieces of information and data.

Host: Xu Que

[Realm: Mortal (weak)]

[Experience Points: 0/100]

[Acting Tough Points: 1]

[Cultivation Technique: None]

[Class: None]

[Status: Fuma of Fire Nation in Eastern Wastelands]

……”

"Hiss…Hahaha…"

Xu Que took a deep breath and then burst into uncontrollable laughter.

This pretentious and face-smacking system, it sounded like it was tailor-made for me, a heaven-defying system that would help me break through the sky! This was going to be fun.

"Pervert, you're about to die. What's so funny about you?”

Suddenly, a delicate voice pulled Xu Que back from his ecstasy.

The woman was already standing more than ten meters in front of him. She was pointing her flying sword at him, but her big, watery eyes were staring at him warily and suspiciously.

Xu Que narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment. Then he sneered,"I am the Fuma of the Fire Country! I can even look at the noble princess of the royal family if I want to. You're just pretty. It's your fortune that I'm willing to look at you! Don't think that you can shout and kill with a flying sword. This Prince Consort is a rare genius in cultivation that only appears once in a hundred years. Why would I be afraid of a little girl like you? Come, come, come…You want to fight me, don't you? If you have the guts, why don't you take a step closer to me?"

"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 1 act tough point.”

Sure enough, the System notification that only he could hear sounded in Xu Que's ears again. He couldn't help but laugh again.

It turned out that the Acting Tough Face Slapping System was just as its name suggested. As long as one acted tough, they could earn Acting Tough Points, level up, and obtain all kinds of rewards from the system…

"Oh right, there seems to be a grand prize.”Xu Que's eyes lit up as he shouted,"Check the gift bag."

Instantly, the screen in front of him changed, and a square gift box appeared. The gift box was opened, and a few streams of light jumped out and disappeared in a flash.

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the Beginner Experience Pill. Consuming it will give you 10,000 experience points.”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for obtaining two Beginner Divine Escape Emblems. After using them, you can instantly move to any place within a radius of five kilometers.”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for obtaining the Beginner Stage Ancient Five Elemental Arts. The beginner chapter can only be cultivated to the foundation establishment stage, and can be exchanged in the mall later on.”

"Ding! It has been detected that host 'Xu Que' has incomplete Spiritual Roots and does not meet the requirements for cultivation. The System will help you to restore all your Spiritual Roots.”

Immediately, Xu Que felt as if an electric current was running through his body, and his scalp went numb.

However, what followed was a comfortable feeling. It was as if all the pores on his body had been completely opened, greedily absorbing the spiritual energy from all directions.

Boom!

Soon, he felt his body undergo a tremendous change. He became even closer to nature, as if he could fuse with and control all things.

However, he knew very well how familiar this feeling was. Back then, before the Heavenly Fire Spirit Root was plucked away by the Princess, he already had such a close feeling towards flames. Now, not only had the System repaired his Heavenly Fire Spirit Root, but it had also replenished the Spirit Roots of other attributes.

Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth-all five types of spiritual roots were gathered at once, and each of them was the best "Heaven" grade.

What the hell, this is heaven-defying!

Thinking of this, Xu Que couldn't help but raise his arms and shout,"With the System in my hands, the world belongs to me. What bullsh * t Fire Country's Princess and Emperor? When I, Xu Que, level up and return, I will trample all of you under my feet and crush you into pieces.”

"You audacious pervert! Since you claim to be the Prince Consort of the Fire Nation, how dare you speak so arrogantly and attempt to kill the Emperor?”The woman beside him was a little dumbfounded. Had this Prince Consort lost his mind? He actually dared to say such treasonous words.

"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting tough. The reward is 1 act tough point.”

Only then did Xu Que come back to his senses. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Damn it, I was so focused on acting tough and looking forward to the future that I almost forgot about the trouble at hand. I have to think of a way to escape as soon as possible.

"Right, Experience Pills!"

He suddenly remembered that there was a Beginner's Experience Pill in the Newbie Gift Bag.

Without any hesitation, he quickly used his mind to operate the system interface and opened a package. Three items appeared inside.

"Use, use." Xu Que stared at two of the items and shouted in his heart.

A series of system notifications sounded in his mind.

"Ding! Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully cultivating the Ancient Five Elemental Arts.”

"Ding! The host 'Xu Que' has consumed a Beginner Experience Pill and received 10,000 Experience Points.”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. The current stage is the 1st level of the Refinement Stage.”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. The current stage is the 2nd level of the Refinement Stage.”

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. The current stage is the 3rd level of the Refinement Stage.”

……

"Congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. The current stage is the 10th level of the Refinement Stage.”

In just a few breaths, Xu Que had transformed from a powerless mortal into an Immortal Cultivator. He had reached the 10th level of the Refinement Stage, which was only one step away from the Foundation Establishment Stage.

Moreover, his current strength was much stronger than that of an ordinary 10th level Refinement Stage cultivator.

The reason was that he had five Heaven Spiritual Roots, which meant that he had five times the strength of an ordinary person.

In fact, under the mutual promotion and suppression of these five different types of spiritual energy, the power that erupted was far more than five times.

"This time, I really have nothing to say. If I'm not invincible, who is?”

Xu Que couldn't help but feel excited.

However, at this moment, the woman opposite him brandished a stream of light and streaked across the clouds. The sharp blade of the sword darted over like a poisonous snake in the blink of an eye.

"Damn, fairy, I only asked you to come forward and let me take a good look. Who asked you to draw your sword? This is a sneak attack! It's a plot!"

Xu Que was shocked when he saw the flying sword coming at him. He immediately cursed.

However, despite his cursing, his movements were not slow at all. He slid backward and condensed a wisp of water elemental spiritual energy on his fingertip, gently flicking it on the oncoming sword.

"Clang!"

With a crisp sound, the sword was sent flying.

"How…how is this possible?"

The woman was instantly stunned. In the sect, to be able to break this sword so easily, other than those martial uncles with unfathomable cultivation, at least those senior brothers and sisters in the sixth layer of the Foundation Establishment Realm could do it!

"I'm puzzled. I already said that what happened just now was a misunderstanding, but you're still pestering me. You actually want to kill me? Don't think that I won't hit you just because you look like a fairy. Anyway, I didn't see it clearly just now. This time, I'll see it openly.”

Xu Que cursed angrily. He stepped out with the Yu Steps and the Earth Elemental Spiritual Qi immediately merged into the ground. His speed suddenly increased and he appeared in front of the woman in the blink of an eye.

Immediately after, a wisp of water elemental spiritual energy gushed out of his palm and surrounded the area. Before the woman could react, she was imprisoned on the spot.

"Pervert…pervert, what do you want?”The woman turned pale with fright. She felt that the fire elemental spiritual energy in her body was completely suppressed.

"Hehe! Since you call me a pervert? Then I can't take the blame for nothing.”

Xu Que smiled wickedly and raised his eyebrows. He reached out and grabbed the woman's skirt.

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