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44 I’ve even eaten Kun Peng

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At this moment, beside the Withered Bones Forest Swamp!

The rich fragrance of roasted chicken wings almost permeated the entire forest, attracting many demon beasts over.

However, when they saw the Blood Python frozen into a popsicle in the swamp, they retreated in fear!

Unknowingly, Xu Que had gained a string of acting tough points. He was eating happily with the disciples of Great Change Sect.

At this time, an old man in ragged clothes sneakily came out of the woods. He looked at Xu Que and stared at the chicken wings in their hands. His eyes were wide open.

"Eh?"

Xu Que and a few Great Change Sect disciples saw him and were about to speak when the old man suddenly rushed over.

Under their stunned gazes, the old man smiled cheekily and squeezed to their side. He looked as if he had seen an acquaintance and said with a smile,"Yo, are you grilling chicken wings here? Why didn't you call me along?”

After he finished speaking, he grabbed the two 'chicken' wings on the grill and stuffed them into his mouth, minding his own business.

The way he ate was also a little unsightly.

"Uh…"

Xu Que came back to his senses and asked the Great Change Sect disciples,"You know each other?"

The few of them shook their heads in confusion.

Don't know him?

F * ck!

Where did this shameless old liar come from? He cheated me of food and drinks!

Xu Que widened his eyes and turned to the old man, ready to settle the score.

In the end, the old man finished the roasted wings in two or three bites. His face was full of excitement, and he looked at Xu Que with great respect,"Little brother, you are really a genius. You can actually make such delicious food!”

Oh, so he was a foodie!

Xu Que was amused by his reaction and said with a smile,"I couldn't tell that you, the 'flower' you always call yourself, know how to eat.”

Who knew that the old man would suddenly be unhappy when he heard that. He said angrily,"Who's always called 'Hua' Zi? This old man is so heroic and heroic. How do I look like a beggar?”

They were similar in every way!

Xu Que and the other Great Change Sect disciples 'lips twitched as they agreed in their hearts.

The old man ignored their expressions and crossed his legs. While picking his teeth, he said,"But at least you have a good eye. When it comes to food, if this old man claims to be second in the world, no one will dare to claim to be first.”

Hearing this, Xu Que wasn't happy either. You ate my food and still dare to brag in front of me?

He immediately smiled disdainfully." You're always called 'Hua' Zi. Can you stop bragging? You're already so old, yet you still don't know how to be ashamed." To be honest, when it comes to food, I once received a good name, the God of Food!”

"Bullsh * t, you little brat, how dare you call yourself the Culinary God!”The old man immediately became anxious. He jumped up from the ground and cursed,"The morals of the world are really deteriorating day by day. I've never seen such a shameless person. To tell you the truth, this old man has eaten dragon liver and phoenix gall before. Your roasted chicken wings are nothing.”

"How dare you show off your Dragon's Liver and Phoenix's Gall?" Xu Que snorted coldly. I've eaten KFC, McDonald's, and PizzaHut!”

"What 'chicken' and what 'labour'? I've never even heard of it. Don't think that you can' get 'me just by' making up 'a name.”

"That's because you're ignorant!"

"Bullsh * t, I know the sky and the earth!”

"Tsk, I, the God of Food, know everything!”

"Bah, you're shameless!"

"You're shameless!"

……

The Great Change Sect disciples were stunned when they saw the two of them arguing.

What was going on? Just to fight for the title of the world's best eater?

Was this glorious? There's no need for you to be so anxious about each other!

The few of them were speechless and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. They wanted to open their mouths to stop the fight, but they realized that there was no space for them to 'interject' at all.

Xu Que and the old man continued to curse each other for more than an hour.

Finally, the old man snorted and said,""I won't argue with an ignorant junior like you. Back in the days when I was in the Darknorth Ocean, I was with the Kun Peng Clan and ate all the delicacies in the world.”

"Tsk, you're bragging about these small things. I don't even want to say that I've eaten a Kun Peng!”Xu Que bragged with disdain.

The old man immediately burst out laughing. With your cultivation base, you haven't even stepped out of the Fire Country, yet you dare to say that you've eaten the Kun Peng of the Northern Underworld Ocean? I'm afraid you haven't even seen it before, right?"

Then, he looked at the Great Change Sect disciples and asked,"Tell me, have you heard of the Kun Peng? Have you seen the Kun Peng?"

The Great Change Sect disciples were confused and shook their heads.

Northern Dark Sea? Where was that? Kun Peng Clan? Was there such a race in the world? How come I've never heard of it!

Xu Que sneered." You're always called 'Hua' Zi. That's why I said you're ignorant. Isn't it just the Kun Peng?" Not only did I eat it, but I was also in the mood for poetry and specially wrote a poem.”

"Shi? How could you write poems for the Kun Peng race? Come, read it out!" The old man said mockingly.

Xu Que shook his head, stood up, and read,"Darknorth Fisher, his name is Kun!"

" Uh…" The smile on the old man's face froze.

His heart thumped. This kid actually knew that Kun was a fish? Could it be that he had really seen it before?

Xu Que glanced at him and smiled as he continued to read,"The Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot. The bird was called Peng. Peng was so big that it needed two barbecue grills. One was sweet and the other was slightly spicy. Give us a bottle of snow flowers, let us brave the world!”

"Puff!"

The Great Change Sect disciples spat out the chicken wings in their mouths.

This…what kind of poem was this! Other than the first few sentences that sounded normal, why was everything else food?

"Hiss!"

The old man took a deep breath and stared at Xu Que in disbelief. He was so shocked that he couldn't calm down for a long time.

A moment later, he suddenly came back to his senses. He slapped his big 'leg' and shouted,"Good, what a good sentence,'one sugar, one slightly spicy'. Just hearing it makes one's appetite increase! It's really a good poem, a good poem!"

"Plop!"

A few Great Change Sect disciples slipped from the rocks under their butts.

Xu Que looked at the old man and said with a smile,"You're too kind, too kind!"

"Come, come, come. Kid, let me ask you. Have you really eaten a Kun Peng?”The old man immediately put on a cheeky smile and hooked his arm around Xu Que's shoulder as he asked with a smile.

"Of course! Do I look like the kind of person who brags?" Xu Que patted his chest.”

"Then…what is that snow 'flower'? Why are you able to brave the world?"

"Oh, that's a type of beer. Look, now that you mention it, I'm a little greedy. You're always called 'Flower' and you're not bad. If I brew it another day, I'll treat you to a drink!”Xu Que patted the old man's shoulder.

The old man also laughed happily and nodded repeatedly."Alright, I think you're not bad either. You're a promising talent! Come, take this as a greeting gift and play with it!”

As he said that, the old man took out a black jade token from thin air. He couldn't see what was written on it, but there was a totem of a Qilin carved on it, emitting an ancient and mysterious aura.

"Oh, thank you."

Xu Que took it and looked at it. He couldn't tell what it was. Instead, he felt that this ink jade looked pretty good. He hung it around his waist as a pendant.

The old man was startled. Then he squinted his eyes and chuckled. Without saying anything, he put his arm around Xu Que's shoulder and started chatting again.

The Great Change Sect disciples were so shocked that they almost fainted.

Why are you two back together?

……

"Sou!" "Sou!" "Sou!"

At this moment, a few sounds of air being torn apart suddenly came from the forest. It was as if countless figures were passing through. At the same time, a majestic killing intent instantly surged towards them.

The faces of the Great Change Sect disciples changed as they stood up and exclaimed,"The people from the Blood Sea's 'Gate' are here!”

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